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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 08:56:29 AM

Title: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 08:56:29 AM
Rumors were around that he wasn't in but it's official now. Based on previous rumors it seems he will be playing the son of Marion Ravenwood(and Indy obviously) who was conviced during Raiders'. From USA Today:

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Spielberg said in an e-mailed statement: "Shia has extraordinary range. I think of him as 'the young man for all seasons."
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LaBeouf adds, "It's not going to be Short Round, all grown up," a reference to the fast-talking little kid from 1984's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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When he met Lucas recently at Spielberg's offices on the Universal lot, LaBeouf says he brimmed with questions but hit a wall of secrecy, even about the relic Jones will be pursuing.

"Lucas looks at you and says simply, 'I can't tell you that,' " LaBeouf says. "Then when he thinks he is supposed to tell you something but isn't sure, he gets up and leaves the room, goes in to talk with Spielberg and comes back and says, 'Nope. Sorry.' "

http://www.usatoday.com/life/movies/news/2007-04-12-shia-indiana-jones_N.htm?csp=34
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Solo on April 13, 2007, 09:12:14 AM
As Ive said elsewhere:

Anticipation after this news: -10

Bringing the total up to: Anticipation: -527
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 09:30:09 AM
Sean Connery.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Bloodwake on April 13, 2007, 10:07:16 AM
Eh, I don't hate the kid.

I'm indifferent towards this news. Sort of how I am indifferent towards the idea of Indy IV
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 10:12:11 AM
Sadly the only thing i'm looking forward to is Sir Sean Connery.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Solo on April 13, 2007, 10:23:13 AM
Blasphemy. Connery is the only way they get my $8.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 10:31:59 AM
A fourth Indiana Jones movie is a huge fucking mistake.

Fuck off Spielberg.

Fuck off George Lucas and your shitty prequel Star Wars movies.

People make me SICK.

Calm down kiddo, its just a movie.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Ichirou on April 13, 2007, 10:33:07 AM
This is going to be an awful movie.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 10:46:42 AM
I would be worried is Spielberg wasn't the director. The last time Spielberg has dissapointed me was over ten years ago with The Lost World, and even then that wasn't a "bad" film. Every movie he has released so far this decade has been good stuff.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 10:50:58 AM
I would be worried is Spielberg wasn't the director. The last time Spielberg has dissapointed me was over ten years ago with The Lost World, and even then that wasn't a "bad" film. Every movie he has released so far this decade has been good stuff.

You must have forgotten AI

And Connery is the only way to my 10 bucks.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 10:55:13 AM
I would be worried is Spielberg wasn't the director. The last time Spielberg has dissapointed me was over ten years ago with The Lost World, and even then that wasn't a "bad" film. Every movie he has released so far this decade has been good stuff.

You must have forgotten AI
AI was a good movie

My ratings for spielbergs movies this decade:
Artificial Intelligence: AI (2001)  - 8.5/10
Minority Report (2002) - 9.5/10
Catch Me If You Can (2002) - 9/10
The Terminal (2004) - 7.5/10
War of the Worlds (2005) - 8.5/10
Munich (2005) - 9/10
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: demi on April 13, 2007, 12:13:30 PM
Shia is a phenomenal actor. I'm gonna go see Disturbia this weekend.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 13, 2007, 12:16:25 PM
demi you ignorant slut
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 13, 2007, 12:37:02 PM
This is like the answer to a question nobody asked.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 12:41:05 PM
This is like the answer to a question nobody asked.
The movie?
The media has been asking Spielberg if he is doing a 4th Indy since the early 90's in basically every interview he has done.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 13, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
This is like the answer to a question nobody asked.
The movie?
The media has been asking Spielberg if he is doing a 4th Indy since the early 90's in basically every interview he has done.

You mean the liberal media.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 12:59:32 PM
Entertainment Weekly, Variety, etc...?  ???
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 13, 2007, 01:06:49 PM
Exactly, spreading their ungodly filth.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2007, 01:24:02 PM
I don't have anything against Shia LaBeouf, but I do have something against the whole dad and son adventure dynamic. 
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 13, 2007, 01:24:47 PM
I hope they work in a "I learned it from watching you, dad" angle
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 01:26:21 PM
I don't have anything against Shia LaBeouf, but I do have something against the whole dad and son adventure dynamic. 
Isn't that basically every spielberg movie ever? He gets off on father & son/family plot points.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 13, 2007, 01:37:37 PM
demi you ignorant slut

:lol The Office is awesome.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Robo on April 13, 2007, 01:43:24 PM
With the father/son dynamic, they've limited themselves to the following plot devices:

1.)  Dad is a deadbeat or Son hates Dad's career, but after an unforunate event where he is forced to team up with his father, they bond and share a loving relationship.
    a.)  Son gets kidnapped; Dad must rescue him.
    b.)  Dad gets kidnapped; Son must rescue him.

2.)  Son is a clone of Dad, but has no association with him due to him either being recluse or not approving of his son's torch baring.
    a.)  Son gets kidnapped; Dad must rescue him.
    b.)  Dad gets kidnapped; Son must rescue him.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Cheebs on April 13, 2007, 01:47:28 PM
that was the plot of the third movie!
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Robo on April 13, 2007, 01:52:52 PM
It's also the plot of almost every father/son buddy movie ever.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 13, 2007, 02:02:55 PM
I don't have anything against Shia LaBeouf, but I do have something against the whole dad and son adventure dynamic. 
qft

Shia is not a bad actor; I'd guess that most people in this thread solely know him from iRobit. But the problem is that even now I can already see the inevitable attempts at humor that will be scattered throughout the movie. In terms of plot, Shia will probably be estranged from Indiana, and somehow the adventure will bring them together awwww (where have I seen that before).

It worked with Last Crusade because the father/son dynamic was believable, and happened to feature freaking Sean Connery who's absolutely brilliant throughout that movie.
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: demi on April 13, 2007, 02:06:46 PM
When I see the word LaBeouf I imagine some chick just bending over and farting in a guy's mouth.

LABEOUF
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: Solo on April 13, 2007, 02:25:29 PM
Shia is a phenomenal actor. I'm gonna go see Disturbia this weekend.

You mean Rear Window: MTV Edition?
Title: Re: Shia LaBeouf 100% In Indiana Jones IV
Post by: demi on April 13, 2007, 02:30:43 PM
No silly, I mean Even Stevens.