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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: FlameOfCallandor on April 13, 2007, 05:02:42 PM

Title: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 13, 2007, 05:02:42 PM
Who so much friction with people mentioning Roxy? I must have missed something.  ???
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: makaveli on April 13, 2007, 05:04:17 PM
yeah i missed it to and post a pic of your girlfriend i havent the pic yet
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: DrMiletski on April 13, 2007, 05:07:52 PM
G is some sort of animal out of the Pachydermata order.  Not quite sure what kind, exactly, as that is not my field of expertise.  Roxy is some sort of mixture of imaginary girlfriend, ex-crystal meth addict, or deep fryer operator at Wendy's judging by the condition of her face.  She also appears to be near-related to the meth-loving porpoises of off-shore Galapagos.
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on April 13, 2007, 05:09:59 PM
It's what happens when you feed an animal at the zoo.
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 13, 2007, 05:32:49 PM
roxy is g's ebola beast of a former gf -- assuming she was ever his gf and not someone he compulsively stalked for reasons unknown. he is obsessed with her, at least on the internet, despite her apparently treating him like total shit -- again, assuming he actually interacts with her and that her nature isn't some sort of self-abusive construct of his imagination. whenever sex or girlfriends are discussed, g will invariably bring her up and then moan about winning her back, despite the countless tales he's spun about her cruel and demanding ways. we will never know if she is real or just a vagary of his self-loathing ego unless, of course, dr. miletski gets to the bottom of this crazy panty-sheathed rabbit hole.
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: Yeti on April 13, 2007, 05:40:35 PM
I thought they were still together by the way he talks about her. When did they split up?
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2007, 05:44:06 PM
I thought they were still together by the way he talks about her. When did they split up?

It depends when you ask G.  Sometimes it's a few weeks or months ago, sometimes it's several years.
Title: Re: What's the storry behind Roxy and G?
Post by: Vizzys on April 13, 2007, 05:45:15 PM
roxy is hilarious.