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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 07:21:54 PM

Title: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 07:21:54 PM: Its there for a fucking reason.

All day today people just pulling in front of me. Causing me to put on my breaks quickly. It was happening everywhere even on the fucking freeway. But it got to me finally while i was drinking some coffee. Fucker from 2 lanes over decides to fucking make a pass to turn right in front of me. Causing coffee to get all over my car and my fucking shorts.

Please i beg of you, use your fucking signal lights. OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2007, 07:22:53 PM: Since you are constantly drunk, should you really be driving?
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 07:23:31 PM: I'm not fucking drunk all the time. And what do you think the coffee is for? To keep me extra alert.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 07:56:26 PM: anyone know how to get coffee out of a silk shirt?
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: DrMiletski on April 13, 2007, 08:00:57 PM: Quote from: G on April 13, 2007, 07:56:26 PM
anyone know how to get coffee out of a silk shirt?

Knowing you, you probably just eat dirty shirts, or maybe use them to wipe semen and blood off of your heavily abused member.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2007, 08:03:01 PM: The sky glows
I see it shining when my eyes close
I hear your warnings but we both know
I'M GONNA LOOK AT IT AGAIN

Don't wait, don't wait
The road is now a sudden sea
And suddenly, you're deep enough
To lay your armor down
To lay your armor down
To lay your armor down

You get one look
I'll show you something that the knife took.
A bit to early for my own good
NOW LET'S NOT SPEAK OF IT AGAIN
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 13, 2007, 08:03:40 PM: Quote from: G on April 13, 2007, 07:21:54 PM
Causing coffee to get all over my car and my fucking shorts.

So much for that Roxy-G crossover.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 08:05:22 PM: Hey shorts are easy to clean my hawaian shirt isnt the coffee aint coming out damnit.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 13, 2007, 08:10:42 PM: Okay, I went to askheloise.com and found out what you need to do:

1. Remove your shirt
2. Turn it inside out
3. Place the shirt under running hot water
4. Wring the shirt out into a pot
5. Repeat steps 1-4 as necessary
6. Add a bone, some broth, a potato
7. BAM
8. You got yourself a stew going!
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 08:12:18 PM: I'm not gonna eat my god damn shirt.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 13, 2007, 08:13:51 PM: <img src=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/CarlWeathersGetshisSTEWOn.JPG>
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2007, 08:15:06 PM: Quote from: Synthesizer Patel on April 13, 2007, 08:10:42 PM
Okay, I went to askheloise.com and found out what you need to do:

1. Remove your shirt
2. Turn it inside out
3. Place the shirt under running hot water
4. Wring the shirt out into a pot
5. Repeat steps 1-4 as necessary
6. Add a bone, some broth, a potato
7. BAM
8. You got yourself a stew going!
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 08:18:16 PM: Patel your joke just flew over my head. :-\
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: DrMiletski on April 13, 2007, 08:20:21 PM: Quote from: G on April 13, 2007, 08:12:18 PM
I'm not gonna eat my god damn shirt.

I see you really are serious about losing weight.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 13, 2007, 08:28:01 PM: hell i already lost a dog in the past few weeks.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Mupepe on April 13, 2007, 08:36:46 PM: Quote from: G on April 13, 2007, 08:18:16 PM
Patel your joke just flew over my head. :-\
arrested development
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: DrMiletski on April 13, 2007, 08:37:39 PM: Quote from: G on April 13, 2007, 08:28:01 PM
hell i already lost a dog in the past few weeks.

I'm sure it was a splendid funeral pyre turned barbecue.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 14, 2007, 01:24:44 AM: Just drive a piece of shit car, then just let them hit you. Once ppl realize you aren't moving while your heart still beats and see the scars of lesser vehicles purged of life before your mighty steel fenders they learn fast.
Title: Re: Use your fucking signals you twats!!!!!!!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 14, 2007, 01:28:46 AM: Quote from: Scurvy Stan on April 14, 2007, 01:24:44 AM
Just drive a piece of shit car, then just let them hit you. Once ppl realize you aren't moving while your heart still beats and see the scars of lesser vehicles purged of life before your mighty steel fenders they learn fast.

Hmmm this gives me an idea. Put big ass rammers on the front end of my car. Just so they know i aint fucking around.