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Title: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:12:30 PM
FBI: Fugitive polygamist arrested near Las Vegas
POSTED: 12:55 p.m. EDT, August 29, 2006

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (AP) -- A polygamist sect leader who was on the FBI's Most Wanted List has been arrested and faces sexual misconduct charges for allegedly arranging marriages between underage girls and older men, authorities said Tuesday.

Warren Steed Jeffs, 50, was taken into custody after he and two other people were pulled over late Monday by a Nevada Highway Patrol trooper on Interstate 15 just north of Las Vegas, FBI spokesman David Staretz said.

The leader of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was wanted in Utah and Arizona on suspicion of sexual misconduct for allegedly arranging marriages between underage girls and older men. (Watch what led a trooper to find Jeffs -- 2:02)

Since May, Jeffs has been on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list, with a $100,000 reward offered for information leading to his capture.

The other two people in the vehicle were identified as one of Warren Jeffs' wives, Naomi Jeffs, and a brother, Isaac Steve Jeffs, both 32, Staretz said. They were being interviewed by the FBI in Las Vegas but were not arrested.

Jeffs was in federal custody in Las Vegas pending a court hearing on a federal charge of unlawful flight to avoid prosecution, Staretz said. It was not immediately clear if Jeffs would face extradition to Arizona or Utah.

Jeffs was indicted in June on an Arizona charge of arranging a marriage between a 16-year-old girl and a married man, and unlawful flight to avoid prosecution. He is charged in Utah with two felony counts of rape as an accomplice, for allegedly arranging the marriage of a teenage girl to an older man in Nevada.

The mainstream Mormon Church disavowed plural marriage more than 100 years ago.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 01:14:29 PM
Willco, slow down with these news articles. Most of them suck.  :-[
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:14:56 PM
50 wives :lol

Have you seen mormon women? They're pretty ugly, just like most Christian women lolz.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:16:17 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 29, 2006, 01:14:29 PM
Willco, slow down with these news articles. Most of them suck.  :-[

Yes, one a day is a breakneck speed!

I didn't think they'd ever get this guy.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:21:38 PM
Well he must be pretty hardcore. 50 wives and not one of them said SHIT to the police. He's got some criminal ties no doubt
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 01:31:18 PM
Its funny, there's currently a rift growing in the Mormon religion between two large hotspots.

Mesa Arizona
Most of the mormons here dont practice in 'the old ways' and follow a much more realistic path through life and their religion.


Salt Lake City Utah
Insane conservative mormans that want to stick to the old ways, which are very scary.

Granted, many from Mesa make the trip to Salt Lake City for various reasons because its their holy city of sorts, but the two sides dont really get along too well.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:34:12 PM
Don't mormons feel black people are inferior according to their teachings? Not all mormons of course
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Diablos on August 29, 2006, 01:35:53 PM
On CNN they said they think this guy has up to 250 children  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:38:56 PM
Quote from: Diablos on August 29, 2006, 01:35:53 PM
On CNN they said they think this guy has up to 250 children  :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

That's five times more than TBS' fanclub :lol
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 01:40:33 PM
Well most of my family converted to mormonism, I had to attend the church as 'a guest' for three years. In Arizona at least there wasnt any discrimination in the public face of it.

The entire religion is based around this support system. The mormons run a 'good will' store chain called umm Deseret Industries or something. Anyway generally families that arent living it large are enticed by the support network of the Mormon church. However once IN the church there are tithes that are pretty much required, lots of attendance of meetings in such, things like that.

Its sorta like the Mafia. I remember the youth group used to track me down and ask me why I had been skipping the gatherings. It was really creepy.

HOWEVER, I dont doubt there are good Mormons out there, but the foundation of their religion breeds a lot of wackos.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:42:34 PM
MORMON MAFIA
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:42:53 PM
So the church in Arizona doesn't approve of multiple spouses?
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:43:54 PM
The modern LDS church turned its back on multiple wives a long time ago, but a lot of mormons still practice it.  It's kind of like Hitler saying he loves Jews to the media, but then killed a bunch behind closed doors.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 01:44:39 PM
The churches in Arizona are very different, its really weird. They tend to be very moderate in their religious practices and a pretty normal bunch. Admittedly the fact that my mother and I were not allowed to see my sister get married in the 'temple' because we weren't mormon was the biggest slap in the face ever.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:45:24 PM
Hitokage says they have a secret Mormon handshake.  FOR REAL.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:45:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on August 29, 2006, 01:43:54 PM
The modern LDS church turned its back on multiple wives a long time ago, but a lot of mormons still practice it.  It's kind of like Hitler saying he loves Jews to the media, but then killed a bunch behind closed doors.

But is it actually in the Mormon doctrine? Or was this something Smith just did on the side and claimed to be of God?
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:49:13 PM
You'll find a lot of back and forth contention on that issue.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 01:50:23 PM
Quote from: Willco on August 29, 2006, 01:45:24 PM
Hitokage says they have a secret Mormon handshake.  FOR REAL.

Where I'm from it's called fingering
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 01:50:32 PM
Hito is a much more reliable source of information on Mormons as he was 'ON THE INSIDE'. The church showed me what they wanted me to see.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 01:52:24 PM
This is the best book on the Mormon faith available (especially in terms of fundamentalism), in terms of history and understanding, written by a fucking great author by the name of Jon Krakauer...

(http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/0385509510.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 03:11:42 PM
I dont wanna learn more about em, my family is all jacked up lol
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 03:49:46 PM
tell the truth guys most of you would join this cult to have that many wives, rite?
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: TVC15 on August 29, 2006, 03:53:12 PM
Quote from: Willco on August 29, 2006, 01:43:54 PM
The modern LDS church turned its back on multiple wives a long time ago, but a lot of mormons still practice it.  It's kind of like Hitler saying he loves Jews to the media, but then killed a bunch behind closed doors.

Speaking of which, Hitler was retroactively baptized by the Mormons.

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But is it actually in the Mormon doctrine? Or was this something Smith just did on the side and claimed to be of God?

Plural Marriage was officially killed in the late 19th century by someone that wasn't Joseph Smith or Brigham young, and it just so happened that the declaration happened right when the US guv'ment was putting a lot of pressure on the church to end the practice.  It doesn't take much of a stretch to see why it's still practiced today.

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tell the truth guys most of you would join this cult to have that many wives, rite?

The thought terrifies me.  Imagine if like 4 of them are on the rag at once.  <shudder>
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2006, 03:54:02 PM
I have a wife. I could not survive two of her. As you grow older, the importance of LOLZ SEX diminishes.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 03:54:52 PM
Most men, myself included, have their hands full with just one woman.  Anymore than that is just a headache.  Look at that dumb HBO show.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2006, 04:01:46 PM
A dude who wants a serious relationship with more than one woman knows very little about real women, period.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 04:10:11 PM
Women are crazy lol am i rite drinky?
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: TVC15 on August 29, 2006, 04:11:56 PM
Quote from: Willco on August 29, 2006, 04:10:11 PM
Women are crazy lol am i rite drinky?

And your fool ass wonders why there are more gay people than straight.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 04:12:48 PM
I always thought the idea of homos tempting save for all the gay sex.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 04:14:13 PM
But think about all the head you'd be getting!
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 04:14:51 PM
Drinky's right.  There's more to life than sex and videogames.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:16:31 PM
yeah I guess one wife would be best when you look at the drama one female can cause a man  :'(

but these are like super submissive slaves though could be different
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 04:17:19 PM
Who wants a slave for a wife?

...  :pimp
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 04:17:31 PM
Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:16:31 PM
yeah I guess one wife would be best when you look at the drama one female can cause a man  :'(

but these are like super submissive slaves though could be different
Hey friend, let's move to Arabia!!! Looolz.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2006, 04:30:37 PM
Who wants a submissive woman? What kinda pussies are you duders? Fuckin' losers and your maid bars!
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 04:31:34 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 29, 2006, 04:30:37 PM
Who wants a submissive woman? What kinda pussies are you duders?
furthermore, I enjoy the company of submissive women
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: TVC15 on August 29, 2006, 04:31:41 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 29, 2006, 04:30:37 PM
Who wants a submissive woman? What kinda pussies are you duders?

I want someone that will whack me in the crotch with bricks.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:46:12 PM
 :lol :lol

it's okay I'm dating a nice christian virgin and she is very far from submissive... but she cooks for me though  :D
I'm going to her house now since she just called and my diner is ready
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 04:49:00 PM
CrystalGemini has cooked me dinner and ironed my clothes and more, but that doesn't mean she takes shit from anyone and the hell if I can honestly say I've got more pull in the relationship than she does.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 04:51:51 PM
Quote from: Willco on August 29, 2006, 04:49:00 PM
CrystalGemini has cooked me dinner and ironed my clothes and more, but that doesn't mean she takes shit from anyone and the hell if I can honestly say I've got more pull in the relationship than she does.
Didn't you make her clean up your resume too? What a champion!  :P
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:52:27 PM
as I said my girl is very far from submissive

but its nice when women still play a caring role for a man they love
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 04:53:25 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 29, 2006, 04:51:51 PM
Didn't you make her clean up your resume too? What a champion!  :P

I didn't make her, she volunteered!
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:56:34 PM
I think I have more pull in this relationship than most I have been in but the no sex part  :-\ :'(

okay gone to eat some Haitian Food  :)
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:56:34 PM
I think I have more pull in this relationship than most I have been in but the no sex part  :-\ :'(

okay gone to eat some Haitian Food  :)
(http://javoice.seeingwithsound.com/hand.gif)

You can deal with the rest.
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 06:40:13 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 29, 2006, 04:57:57 PM
Quote from: smiles-and-cries on August 29, 2006, 04:56:34 PM
I think I have more pull in this relationship than most I have been in but the no sex part  :-\ :'(

okay gone to eat some Haitian Food  :)
(http://javoice.seeingwithsound.com/hand.gif)

You can deal with the rest.

 yes I have hand :'(
Title: Re: Mormon fugitive finally brought to justice; FBI says, "mormons lol"
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 06:41:29 PM
then FAP LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!!!!  >:(