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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 02:44:35 PM

Title: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 02:44:35 PM: I would like to find out who is the biggest troll on Evilbore.

So I'm having a contest to see just that.

The winner gets copies of Xenosaga 2, Star Ocean 3, and maybe a couple of other PS2 JRPG's that I don't have time for. If I win, I'm just gonna keep the schwag and mail the runners-up an autographed picture.

Rules: Troll any game or system ever made. The more "revered" the target the better.

Each contestant gets three shots, only the best one counts.

The contest ends the friday of finals week (the week after next week)

The judging will be done in a poll after the end of the contest.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: demi on April 16, 2007, 02:47:54 PM: I'd rather win a Wii than those games.

Owned. Give me my prize.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2007, 02:52:04 PM: My best troll:

(http://www.gaming-age.com/misc/Nintendo.jpg)
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 16, 2007, 03:11:30 PM: xenosaga 2 isn't a prize; it's a punishment
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 03:16:49 PM: @Maf: That was you?!!!111 Holy shit I've seen that pic everywhere.

@Drinky: The pot gets better as the trolls get better. So get to trollin'!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Vizzys on April 16, 2007, 03:18:38 PM: I really hate panzer dragoon orta. Soooo much.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 03:27:56 PM: My entry is this:

I'm more looking forward to Two Worlds than I am to MGS4. I mean, if I want to read hundreds of lines of bullshit military conspiracy theory about shit that never gonna happen, I'd read Tom Clancy.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: demi on April 16, 2007, 03:33:02 PM: Himuro is as much of a gamer as he is black.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2007, 03:41:55 PM: Where did you see the pic? haha. I made it a long time ago. I also made the less successful:

(http://www.gaming-age.com/misc/Nintendo2.jpg)
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 16, 2007, 03:42:10 PM: wii sports isn't a game, it's an excuse to leave gaming while the corporation you root for is on the market upswing.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 16, 2007, 03:42:39 PM: where's our wii advert, maf! :punch
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2007, 03:50:28 PM: I dunno, after the failure of the 2nd one im kinda afraid to further damn the legacy of the original.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 16, 2007, 03:52:40 PM: Haha. Who would want to win Xenosaga 2 or STar Ocean 3? I love Star Ocean and all but 3 is..wow.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 16, 2007, 03:53:17 PM: Quote from: demi on April 16, 2007, 03:33:02 PM
Himuro is as much of a gamer as he is black.

Goddamn. I'm a pretty big gamer, huh?
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: demi on April 16, 2007, 03:53:46 PM: Right up there with Phoenix Dark.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 16, 2007, 03:57:00 PM: PD doesn't play games. How's Spyro the Dragon, bucko?
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: demi on April 16, 2007, 03:58:50 PM: It's ok, did you see my thread? Got my name in there. Looking for other shout outs placed in there.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 05:29:20 PM: I said the pot could be sweetened, with things that might be worth something for trade-in fodder.

Depending upon how good ur trollin is, I might throw in my Lost Planet CE, Lunar (Just the disc), or any number of things that *might* be worth something.

GET TROLLIN BITCHES

EDIT: @MAF, A whole lot of places dude CC, CAG, EA, SA, etc. That pic got around, like himu at a red light.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: ananus on April 16, 2007, 05:32:49 PM: wow, the nintendo pics are awesome
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 16, 2007, 06:27:20 PM: Quote from: T234 on April 16, 2007, 05:29:20 PM
That pic got around, like himu at a red light.

:lol
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Vizzys on April 16, 2007, 06:39:40 PM: I have a game in mind to troll. Its perhaps one of the worst games Ive ever played.

I give you guys a hint. the name to this game rhymes with "mullet bitch".
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 06:42:57 PM: TROLL IT SON
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 16, 2007, 06:57:29 PM: So was playing me some FF12 and it reminded me of the time monkeys stole my money, ate it, shit it back out and threw it in my eyes.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 16, 2007, 06:59:05 PM: Quote from: Scurvy Stan on April 16, 2007, 06:57:29 PM
So was playing me some FF12 and it reminded me of the time monkeys stole my money, ate it, shit it back out and threw it in my eyes.

BRING THE PAIN
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 16, 2007, 07:22:42 PM: Haha, thats amazingly awesome. Kinda makes me wish I signed it ;)
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: tiesto on April 16, 2007, 07:56:01 PM: Goldeneye is perhaps the most overrated game of all time...

-character models are extremely blocky and laughable
-the level designs are repetitive as hell... use one grey brick texture and loop it indefinitely over a number of square rooms
-the MIDI music is ear-grating
-poor framerate, that gets even worse when exploding a mine
-awkward controls (not helped by using the WORST CONTROL PAD EVER)

And as for systems... I'd go with the N64. The system that spelled the downfall of Nintendo. Third parties bailing. Putting up with blurry-as-hell graphics, shitty framerates, and Rare collect-a-thon gameplay. Lack of a sound chip meant music that was a major leap back from the SNES. Took a lot of franchises into 3D with very mixed results. 3 pronged "batarang" controller". Hell, even the Gamecube was an improvement for me. But it did have Sin and Punishment and Mischief Makers, which rocked.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Vizzys on April 16, 2007, 08:00:57 PM: So.. how bout that Goldeneye.

I loved that game at the time, but it hasnt aged well.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 16, 2007, 08:02:55 PM: Gamecube games are very childish, for example shooting games don't look like real shots, The enemy glows rather than what really happens when someone gets shot. The Nintendo games have silly looking characters with big bubble heads and a big round nose. The characters also have silly sissy gay voices. Every nintendo game reminds me of pokemon. It isn't nearly as good hardware wise as the Xbox. The Xbox has the best SoundChip technology. The Xbox has more developers, and has more exclusive games than the gamecube currently the Xbox has 50 exclusive titles under development.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 16, 2007, 08:49:10 PM: Looks like I'm the frontrunner, as my avatar suggests
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7570.0
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 16, 2007, 09:20:36 PM: I remember this guy being a front runner....since 2004!
(http://uglyrepublicans.com/republicans/United-States/John-McCain/john-mccain-pirate.jpg)

spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://uglyrepublicans.com/republicans/United-States/Rudy-Giuliani/Rudy-Giuliani.jpg)
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Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: The Sceneman on April 17, 2007, 04:53:08 AM: Quote from: tiesto on April 16, 2007, 07:56:01 PM
Goldeneye is perhaps the most overrated game of all time...

-character models are extremely blocky and laughable
-the level designs are repetitive as hell... use one grey brick texture and loop it indefinitely over a number of square rooms
-the MIDI music is ear-grating
-poor framerate, that gets even worse when exploding a mine
-awkward controls (not helped by using the WORST CONTROL PAD EVER)

And as for systems... I'd go with the N64. The system that spelled the downfall of Nintendo. Third parties bailing. Putting up with blurry-as-hell graphics, shitty framerates, and Rare collect-a-thon gameplay. Lack of a sound chip meant music that was a major leap back from the SNES. Took a lot of franchises into 3D with very mixed results. 3 pronged "batarang" controller". Hell, even the Gamecube was an improvement for me. But it did have Sin and Punishment and Mischief Makers, which rocked.

Thats the only part of Goldeneye thats still OK!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Itch on April 18, 2007, 03:22:10 AM: Halo? More like HomosexualitySimulatorForFagsAndQueers.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Vizzys on April 18, 2007, 03:30:02 AM: Gaylo 2 lol
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 18, 2007, 10:57:59 PM: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151529

Here's my submission.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 22, 2007, 01:11:12 AM: I won this shit.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=7761.0
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Vizzys on April 22, 2007, 01:52:56 AM: I cant wait till you get your "prize" xenosaga.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 24, 2007, 01:45:02 PM: C'MON BITCHES TROLLLLLL
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 24, 2007, 01:50:27 PM: When the fuck does this end
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 24, 2007, 02:08:36 PM: (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e378/T-234/time.jpg)
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 24, 2007, 02:10:33 PM: Himu, MAF is currently runnin away with this contest. YOUR best bet would be to take a screencap of ur blog post hatin on Okami.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 24, 2007, 02:27:06 PM: Quote from: T234 on April 24, 2007, 02:10:33 PM
Himu, MAF is currently runnin away with this contest. YOUR best bet would be to take a screencap of ur blog post hatin on Okami.
MAF deserves it
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 05:48:03 PM: C'mon maf, make a wii advert! I'll post it on gaf...
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 05:49:03 PM: and i'll send your prizes. Runners up, expect a pic of my cawk in ur mail.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 06:17:10 PM: Here you go

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/himurokoken/wii.jpg)
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 06:25:57 PM: needs sales charts bragging. that is all wii fans do
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 06:29:38 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 06:25:57 PM
needs sales charts bragging. that is all wii fans do

I almost got it, huh? I'll add that.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 06:34:29 PM: Gawd damn it's so easy to troll the Wii that you forget all the things you can troll!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 06:37:07 PM: Check the image out now.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 06:41:36 PM: Wiik.

C'mon MAF
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: The Sceneman on April 25, 2007, 07:01:04 PM: GTA is the fucking worst idea ever. Broken as fuck gameplay. Lots of morans think its 'cool'. Only designed to appeal to 'casual gamers' with very low standards. No one gives a FUCK about GTA IV. Croc 2 is more anticipated title. Even Mark Wahlberg could not pull GTA franchise from the stinkiest toilet available.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 07:03:40 PM: Quote from: Scenester on April 25, 2007, 07:01:04 PM
Lots of morans think its 'cool'. Only designed to appeal to 'casual gamers' with very low standards. No one gives a FUCK about GTA IV.

That's not trolling, that's just plain idiocy.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 07:04:07 PM: New Zealand trolls=Weaksauce

BRING IT HOME MAF

edit: himu wtf is in ur av?
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: The Sceneman on April 25, 2007, 07:05:14 PM: I stated cold hard facts!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 07:07:00 PM: Quote from: T234 on April 25, 2007, 07:04:07 PM
New Zealand trolls=Weaksauce

BRING IT HOME MAF

edit: himu wtf is in ur av?

[youtube=425,350]pwuxLYcrTJU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 07:08:09 PM: Quote from: Scenester on April 25, 2007, 07:05:14 PM
I stated cold hard facts!
Facts:

New Zealand sucks ass

Nothern Hemisphere>Southern Hemisphere
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 07:08:37 PM: Embedded youtube has not worked once for me.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 07:08:59 PM: Quote from: T234 on April 25, 2007, 07:08:37 PM
Embedded youtube has not worked once for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwuxLYcrTJU
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 25, 2007, 07:11:30 PM: venture brothers, i will download you
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 07:21:06 PM: Himu do a PS3 one
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 07:31:17 PM: Naw... T23k said mine was Wiik. I'm nothing compared to maf it seems!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 07:32:41 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 25, 2007, 07:31:17 PM
Naw... T23k said mine was Wiik. I'm nothing compared to maf it seems!
try ps3 then its just as easy to troll.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 25, 2007, 08:10:33 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v508/himurokoken/ps3.jpg)
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Vizzys on April 25, 2007, 08:50:27 PM: those dmc4 boycotting remarks were hilarious. It takes a super fanboy.. :rofl
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 10:54:30 PM: :lol

I forgot how weird that old ps3 controller looked
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: FatalT on April 25, 2007, 10:57:17 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 10:54:30 PM
:lol

I forgot how weird that old ps3 controller looked
BATARANG GOOOO!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2007, 02:34:47 AM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 25, 2007, 10:54:30 PM
:lol

I forgot how weird that old ps3 controller looked

Looks better than dual shock 3 imo. Playing it safe = bad for ps3 controller. Lack of triggers is a huge hit for me.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 27, 2007, 01:45:27 PM: CMON MAF
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 30, 2007, 11:57:31 AM: MAF
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 11:59:12 AM: Someone close this shit. It's obvious this isn't a trollin' contest but an opportunity for t234 to jump on maf's dick.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 30, 2007, 12:15:52 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 30, 2007, 11:59:12 AM
Someone close this shit. It's obvious this isn't a trollin' contest but an opportunity for t234 to jump on maf's dick.
THE LAWD SAYS FER YEW TA STOP MASTURBATIN IN HIS LAVORATORAHS, MISTA SINGAPORE MAN
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 12:23:36 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 30, 2007, 11:59:12 AM
Someone close this shit. It's obvious this isn't a trollin' contest but an opportunity for t234 to jump on maf's dick.
maf deserves it though
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 30, 2007, 03:20:31 PM: you know a nice thing about having the Wii around?

We get to accurately use the term "Next-Gen" in referring to the other consoles until the next round of new stuff years down the road.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on April 30, 2007, 03:35:50 PM: Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 30, 2007, 03:20:31 PM
you know a nice thing about having the Wii around?

We get to accurately use the term "Next-Gen" in referring to the other consoles until the next round of new stuff years down the road.
Weak.

C'mon MAF make a new WII ad!
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on May 02, 2007, 10:47:32 AM: C'mon MAF.

Last chance to win the internet.
Title: Re: Trollin Contest
Post by: T234 on May 04, 2007, 12:35:31 PM: Contest over.