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Title: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2006, 06:19:00 PM: I like girls' vaginas. I wish a girl would let me touch her nuh-uh.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 06:20:50 PM: I like dunking my face in a bowl of little girl's "juice" once ever 12 hours to rejuvenate me. Keeps my stamina up!

:hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: brawndolicious on August 29, 2006, 06:21:47 PM: this is jotaroish.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: morphix on August 29, 2006, 06:22:12 PM: oh I got this :D

:-*
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 06:22:19 PM: HELLO GIRLS OF EVILBORE IF U DATE ME I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PLACES YOU WANT TO SHOP AND WE WILL GO OUT TO CANDLELIGHT DINNER AND THEN DANCE TILL MIDNIGHT THEN WE'LL COME HOME AND SUPRISE MY MOM IN BED AND SHE CAN MEET YOU AND WE CAN PLAY OUR FUTURE THAT IS MY FUTURE WITH YOU TO SAY THAT YOU AND I WILL HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER IN A HOUSE MAYBE MY MOMS I AM LEARNING TO MAKE VIDEOGAMES AND THAT COSTS OF TIME AND MONEY SO MAYBE ILL LIVE WITH MY MOM THEY DO THAT IN JAPAN IT SAVES MONEY I BOUGHT A MAID OUTFIT FOR YOU AND FOR ME BUT MOSTLY YOU CAUSE I AM NOT A FREAK I THINK WOMEN SHOULD WEAR MAID OUTFITS AND MEN SHOULD ONLY WEAR THEM ON SUNDAYS OR SPECIAL OCCATIONS PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH OR IN YOUR COUCH ALSO I WILL TREAT YOU NICE.

THE END.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 06:24:03 PM: HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT'D BE LIKE TO STARE AT THE WORLD INSIDE A GLASS JAR BURIED DEEP IN MY BASEMENT/DUNGEON? THEN CALL ME, CREEPY INTERNET DUDE, AND WILL LET YOU EXPERIENCE YOU MOST WILDEST MOLESTATION FANTASIES.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 06:24:20 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 06:22:19 PM
HELLO GIRLS OF EVILBORE IF U DATE ME I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PLACES YOU WANT TO SHOP AND WE WILL GO OUT TO CANDLELIGHT DINNER AND THEN DANCE TILL MIDNIGHT THEN WE'LL COME HOME AND SUPRISE MY MOM IN BED AND SHE CAN MEET YOU AND WE CAN PLAY OUR FUTURE THAT IS MY FUTURE WITH YOU TO SAY THAT YOU AND I WILL HAVE A FUTURE TOGETHER IN A HOUSE MAYBE MY MOMS I AM LEARNING TO MAKE VIDEOGAMES AND THAT COSTS OF TIME AND MONEY SO MAYBE ILL LIVE WITH MY MOM THEY DO THAT IN JAPAN IT SAVES MONEY I BOUGHT A MAID OUTFIT FOR YOU AND FOR ME BUT MOSTLY YOU CAUSE I AM NOT A FREAK I THINK WOMEN SHOULD WEAR MAID OUTFITS AND MEN SHOULD ONLY WEAR THEM ON SUNDAYS OR SPECIAL OCCATIONS PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH OR IN YOUR COUCH ALSO I WILL TREAT YOU NICE.

THE END.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST LOAD OF CRAP I'VE EVER HEARD! WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS SHIT?!

(http://www.cinemablend.com/moviereviews/images/mallrats/2.jpg)
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: MrAngryFace on August 29, 2006, 06:24:59 PM: lolz
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 06:25:06 PM: Let me rub your shoulders, and let your hair down. I want to gently suck on your feet; each toe deserves special attention, the attention their body has so long craved. I can feel an empty space inside you, hiding, hiding, hiding away in the corner where no light shines. Let me be your light. I will take it to the deepest parts of your body, until I expose the beautiful woman behind the shades. The smell of hope and sweat greets my nose as I dive into the depths of your womb; someday a child might be brought through this dock, but right now I can only stir the waves back and forth with my tongue. A faint flutter arises. A pause. And waves flow back and forth building momemtum, building pressure, building excitement. The dock explodes, yet no harm is done. Only the deep smile of a woman done right.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 29, 2006, 06:25:43 PM: "Excuse me, Miss. You have lovely hair. If I scalped you and wore it, do you think it would look good on me?"
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 06:26:45 PM: So its true that Pheonix Dark can be "out-Pheonix Dark'd"?! :o
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Third on August 29, 2006, 06:27:34 PM: I can see into your future.

You will die. :o
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 06:33:39 PM: Shake layed on the bed slowly. He knew where his heart was, but he didn't know whether he wanted to go through with it. As he relaxed, Phoenix slowly unzipped his pants. Seconds went buy - it seemed like days - before his pants majestically fell to the ground, exposing Shake's long hard penis. "It won't hurt at all," assured Phoenix as his hands slowly slid up and down Shake's crotch. After years of pretending, years of living in a world not his own, Shake was finally at home. He breathed a deep sigh as Phoenix's hand strokes began to get faster, faster, faster. As Shake closed his eyes he saw a glimpse of Phoenix's tongue slowly inch to his penis. An unexpected burst of warmpth slept over Shake's body; it was as if Phoenix had swallowed his entire body, leaving his warm inside his mouth. And then, as the tide turns on a stormy afternoon, Shake finally gave way, white juice gushing from his firm cock - which seemed to deflate like an empty water balloon. He had done it. But it was not over; now it was Phoenix's turn.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 29, 2006, 06:34:24 PM: shitbin
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
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Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 06:36:39 PM: W T F?
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Christopher on August 29, 2006, 06:37:15 PM: NO IDEA ON THIS ONE DRINKY

PD seems horney and harmless.

BZ I think would tie you up and caress you with a knife.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: cloudwalking on August 29, 2006, 06:44:14 PM: good lord
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 06:48:07 PM: You better recognize, Shake, that NO ONE can "out Phoenix Dark" me. No one.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Mondain on August 29, 2006, 06:49:17 PM: damn my strings of royal flushes fell off my hands :(
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 29, 2006, 06:50:02 PM: OMG you all think i'm gonna kill you? HAHA no i'm not that insane dude.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 06:50:44 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on August 29, 2006, 06:50:02 PM
OMG you all think i'm gonna kill you? HAHA no i'm not that insane dude.
That depends, how many shots have you taken tonight? :ninja
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: G The Resurrected on August 29, 2006, 06:51:30 PM: None i'm not drinking for a while gotta loose some weight so i'm not gonna drink
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 06:52:10 PM: Too late Shake. I think the winner has already been decided.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: dunce cap on August 29, 2006, 07:05:23 PM: Phoenix Dark reminds of Baba from F-Zero.

oh yesssssss
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 29, 2006, 07:26:35 PM: Quote from: Willco on August 29, 2006, 06:36:39 PM
W T F?
Pretty much sums it up.
Title: I really can't be creepier than this.
Post by: Mandark on August 29, 2006, 07:33:12 PM: whose couch am I going to beg to use come halloween?
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 07:36:06 PM: If you come to Michigan hit me up
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 07:36:56 PM: Your ass will never feel the same after "sleeping in PD's couch"!
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 07:46:52 PM: I use all natural condoms
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 29, 2006, 07:49:34 PM: Pheonix layed on the bed slowly. He knew where his heart was, but he didn't know whether he wanted to go through with it. As he relaxed, the Stallion slowly unzipped his pants. Seconds went buy - it seemed like days - before his pants majestically fell to the ground, exposing Pheonix's small, flaccid penis. "It won't hurt at all," assured Stallion as his hands slowly slid up and down Pheonix's crotch. After years of pretending, years of living in a world not his own,Pheonix was finally at home. He breathed a deep sigh as Stallion's hand strokes began to get faster, faster, faster. As Pheonix closed his eyes he saw a glimpse of Stallion's tongue slowly inch to his penis. An unexpected burst of warmpth slept over Pheonix's body; it was as if Stallion had swallowed his entire body, leaving his warm inside his mouth. And then, as the tide turns on a stormy afternoon, Pheonix finally gave way, white juice gushing from his firm cock - which seemed to deflate like an empty water balloon. He had done it. But it was not over; now it was the Black Stallion's turn.

:-X :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 29, 2006, 07:56:46 PM: AIDS :lol
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: pitohui on August 29, 2006, 10:23:43 PM: (http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity328.gif)
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Diablos on August 29, 2006, 11:02:42 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on August 29, 2006, 06:19:00 PM
I like girls' vaginas. I wish a girl would let me touch her nuh-uh.

Don't you have a wife for that?

You must be going through that stage where there's no sex for a while.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Cyanista on August 29, 2006, 11:25:57 PM: I approve of PD's fanfic. I lol'd!
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 29, 2006, 11:43:13 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 29, 2006, 11:44:51 PM: :lol :lol :lol

That's worth a tag.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 12:07:30 PM: Quote from: malek4980 on August 29, 2006, 11:43:13 PM
Two Brazilian cheeseburgers hugged me today. I'm marrying one of them in six weeks. Which will be tough because I'm cheating on her with the other cheeseburger. What's weird is that neither cheeseburger will move into my frathouse. Maybe the Zelda music scared them away or maybe it was the sight of my 300+ pound body trying to squeeze into bicycle tights.

African revisionist history makes my nipples rock hard! Let's see your Darwin explain that one.

Solid, but not spectacular!
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 30, 2006, 02:06:44 PM: I yawn'd... :(
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:34:19 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 30, 2006, 02:06:44 PM
I yawn'd... :(

So I retain my crown!
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 30, 2006, 03:35:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:34:19 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 30, 2006, 02:06:44 PM
I yawn'd... :(

So I retain my crown!

King of the fucking creepy posters. What an honor.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:35:56 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 30, 2006, 03:35:09 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:34:19 PM
Quote from: The Dark Shake on August 30, 2006, 02:06:44 PM
I yawn'd... :(

So I retain my crown!

King of the fucking creepy posters. What an honor.

One man's trash is another man's pussy.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 03:36:13 PM: Are you calling yourself a pussy?
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:37:51 PM: No, I'm saying what you consider trash I consider pussy. This docrine gets virgins through the day.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 30, 2006, 03:39:18 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:37:51 PM
No, I'm saying what you consider trash I consider pussy. This docrine gets virgins through the day.

You're a fucking moron, too. And a pussy. And a gay janitor. And you have braces.

We still love you! :shh
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:40:44 PM: Lol and you're a plastic cup. Don't make me pee inside you. I have AIDS remember.
Title: Re: In this thread we try to act creepier than PhoenixDark or BzChan
Post by: CajoleJuice on August 30, 2006, 03:50:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 03:40:44 PM
Lol and you're a plastic cup. Don't make me pee inside you. I have AIDS remember.
Well, there's only a 50% chance you have AIDS.