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Title: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 03:56:32 PM
Listen, I know after the V.T. shooting and the Rosenbaum debacle, some of you lonely, less-than-happy individuals might think that starting or threatening to start a shooting rampage is a good idea.

Well, it's not, Malek.  It's not.  I don't want this place to get bad publicity over you.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2007, 03:59:44 PM
Malek couldn't afford a gun. If he went on a rampage it would consist of him stabbing as many people as possible with broken scotch bottles.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 18, 2007, 04:00:00 PM
My uprising manifesto will have to wait for another day, I suppose.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Himu on April 18, 2007, 04:03:22 PM
I hope PD goes on a rampage just so he'll do the cliche' suicide angle.

Or he could just kill himself.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 04:03:28 PM
Malek couldn't afford a gun. If he went on a rampage it would consist of him stabbing as many people as possible with broken scotch bottles.

it's not that he can't afford one.

he lives in canada. there are no guns there. it is a peaceful land full of rainbows and candy and unicorns. :heart
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 04:03:37 PM
Damn.

Plan's already in action.

See you guys in hell.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 04:03:47 PM
Malek could afford a gun - the question is can he use one?  He is Polish, after all.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 04:04:17 PM
I'll make this place famous!  Bwahahahaaah

Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Himu on April 18, 2007, 04:04:23 PM
Malek couldn't afford a gun. If he went on a rampage it would consist of him stabbing as many people as possible with broken scotch bottles.

it's not that he can't afford one.

he lives in canada. there are no guns there. it is a peaceful land full of rainbows and candy and unicorns. :heart

Michael Moore's theory of peaceful Canadians who sing along with Smurfs was rebuked last year when there was a crazy killer AT LARGE. ERGO, there may be some exceptions, but Father Mike just proved that theory wrong again.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
Malek could afford a gun - the question is can he use one?  He is Polish, after all.

ever hear of the Winter War? 

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:-[...Finland, poland, same thing am I right?
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Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2007, 04:05:31 PM
I hope PD goes on a rampage just so he'll do the cliche' suicide angle.

Or he could just kill himself.

If I went on a rampage you best believe I would have killed at least one SWAT member before my inevitable demise.

Quote from: Himuro
Michael Moore's theory of peaceful Canadians who sing along with Smurfs was rebuked last year when there was a crazy killer AT LARGE.

Michael Moore can kiss my ass
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 04:06:04 PM
i can hear the FBI swooping down on this thread right now.

bye guys
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Mupepe on April 18, 2007, 04:06:26 PM
what happened to rosenbaum?
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Himu on April 18, 2007, 04:06:42 PM
If I went on a rampage you best believe I would have killed at least one SWAT member before my inevitable demise.

Do it for the bruthas of America.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 18, 2007, 04:24:35 PM
what happened to rosenbaum?


hopefully he's got a good grip on the soap.

i feel bad for the douchebag in all honesty.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Mupepe on April 18, 2007, 04:26:57 PM
what happened to rosenbaum?


hopefully he's got a good grip on the soap.

i feel bad for the douchebag in all honesty.
like lex luthor rosenbaum?  i'm fucking confused
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Mupepe on April 18, 2007, 04:28:46 PM
oh

Rosenblum you douche bags.  Lex is safe.  Thank God.
Title: Re: Following this week's events, I'm asking SOME of you not to go crazy
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 18, 2007, 04:30:26 PM
i don't think i understood. no - i'm positive i misunderstood.