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Title: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 10:58:52 PM: Listen, I know the "secret" about her and jarosh. Well, mainly the secret behind jarosh! And I think she's headed for trouble! He is tearing her away from us, her real family.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:00:50 PM: Jarosh, the Yoko Ono of Evilbore. I always felt he was a bit shady
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Post by: Cheebs on April 18, 2007, 11:01:20 PM: uh uh she approves of my glasses and clothing tastes, does that help with anything?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:01:26 PM: jarosh will provide a new, special family. respect!
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:02:22 PM: but we're meant for each other :(
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:02:35 PM: I'm killing them both. This should solve this problem.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:02:51 PM: What's the "secret"? You can't start a thread like this and not SPILL!!!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:03:08 PM: First whats the secret?

Second can I be mod if she goes? :-*
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:03:38 PM: i thought the secret was pretty obvious.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'm jarosh
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Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:03:56 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:02:22 PM
but we're meant for each other :(

Sorry babe its just not meant to be.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 11:04:22 PM: I can't tell the secret.
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:04:34 PM: The secret? We'll I'm not sure what it actually is but...I have reason to believe that Jarosh is really...Andrew Rosenblum...

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1904/252cf0af84qw1.gif)
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:05:36 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:03:38 PM
i thought the secret was pretty obvious.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i'm jarosh
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NO WAI.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:05:46 PM: i refer you all to this post: http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6696.msg159825#msg159825

http://www.ripe.net/perl/whois?searchtext=62.101.126.224
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 18, 2007, 11:06:19 PM: welcome to the age-old jarosh secret club! I knew like a month ago!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:06:31 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:04:34 PM

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1904/252cf0af84qw1.gif)
:lol
thats horrible
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:07:12 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 18, 2007, 11:04:22 PM
I can't tell the secret.

were family so spill it thats what families do.

hell my mom was talking to my grandmother and spilled out that i had lost my virginity that was ackward to go to thanksgiving dinner with.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:07:39 PM: I TOLD YOU GUYS THE SECRET
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:07:59 PM: Okay then, so was Jarosh always Cloudwalking? Like always?

If that's the case, then this is like the most complex joke character in the history of the internets.

Edit: no, no way I'm not buying this. We heard her voice on the evilbore shout out thingy.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:08:50 PM: This is like that scene from The Crying Game when Stephen Rea finds Jaye Davidson's penis.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:09:02 PM: well, you know, it's pretty easy to spoof IPs. i'm posting from the spoofed minnesota IP right now. i've never even been to minneapolis.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 18, 2007, 11:09:43 PM: I'm sure that once cloudwalking hooks up with jarosh, she'll be able to get all the help she needs from her new group of friends. But at what price?
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Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:09:59 PM: Cloudwalking is with Jarosh

or

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Jarosh IS Cloudwalking!

:shh

The Talented Mr. Ripley TOTAL
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Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:10:25 PM: Jarosh is really clouds stalker - as in a really stalker of the creepy homicidal kind?
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:11:08 PM: Quote from: G on April 18, 2007, 11:07:12 PM

hell my mom was talking to my grandmother and spilled out that i had lost my virginity that was ackward to go to thanksgiving dinner with.

inventinglifesituationsthirdedition.jpg
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:12:15 PM: come on. i'm really surprised it took so long for anyone to catch on. i was making it pretty obvious toward the end, wasn't i? the changing posting style, the fact that i was making double-meaning posts and how would some girl have gotten a hold of a picture of me just to post? do you guys honestly believe i'd send that much candy to a stranger?
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:12:51 PM: He's gay. I knew the secret all along.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Beezy on April 18, 2007, 11:13:07 PM: She doesn't need help. All she needs is some good penis.

Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:12:15 PM
come on. i'm really surprised it took so long for anyone to catch on. i was making it pretty obvious toward the end, wasn't i? the changing posting style, the fact that i was making double-meaning posts and how would some girl have gotten a hold of a picture of me just to post? do you guys honestly believe i'd send that much candy to a stranger?

Liar. Your photoshop skills are weak.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:13:18 PM: So was there ever a cloudwalking, jarosh? Are her remains buried in your swiss backyard right now?
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Post by: Human Snorenado on April 18, 2007, 11:13:59 PM: but but but

How'd you get that candy?
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:14:52 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:13:18 PM
So was there ever a cloudwalking, jarosh? Are her remains buried in your swiss backyard right now?

she exists, but she's not who's been posting these past few months.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:15:15 PM: Is cloudwalking who she says she is?
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Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:16:26 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:14:52 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:13:18 PM
So was there ever a cloudwalking, jarosh? Are her remains buried in your swiss backyard right now?

she exists, but she's not who's been posting these past few months.

I'm confused. So she gave you her account? She doesn't post anymore - at all?
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:16:35 PM: On the next LOST

Junpei is revealed to be Verbotens joke character who actively preys upon Bzs dirty hole. Bz is really Phoenix Dark and Cheebs actually has 3 different style glasses, one more than previously thought.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:16:50 PM: Remember, cloudwalking has admitted to having a 4 inch "clit" before.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:17:18 PM: Wow, that's fucked up.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:17:24 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 18, 2007, 11:16:50 PM
Remember, cloudwalking has admitted to having a 4 inch "clit" before.

:lol

:drool
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:18:02 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:16:35 PM
On the next LOST

Junpei is revealed to be Verbotens joke character who actively preys upon Bzs dirty hole. Bz is really Phoenix Dark and Cheebs actually has 3 different style glasses, one more than previously thought.

OH HELL YOU DID NOT
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:18:56 PM: wow, this is fucking awesome.

So, is cloudwalking done with the internet? Do we just have jarosh now?

DO TELL.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:19:30 PM: cloud is defiantly a girl. No one but a woman would have reacted to G's god-awful comments. :lol
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:20:34 PM: maybe she'll start posting again. i'll have to ask her.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:21:53 PM: How long have you been cloudwalking, jarosh? And why haven't you posted any more awesome photoshops?
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:21:55 PM: I don't believe this. So then where is cloud now? and where is Jarosh really?
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Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:23:13 PM: I'm guessing they're both living together (in sin) in Switzerland. :-*
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:23:36 PM: :-*

By the way guys, I'm not really Bloodwake.

Bloodwake quit the internet about a month ago.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:24:28 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:23:13 PM
I'm guessing they're both living together (in sin) in Switzerland. :-*

bingo
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:24:46 PM: yeah I call bullshit on this.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:25:08 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:07:59 PM

If that's the case, then this is like the most complex joke character in the history of the internets.

pfft. how quickly we forget andrew vestal. r.i.p., mister vestal. :'(
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:28:25 PM: Quote from: G on April 18, 2007, 11:24:46 PM
yeah I call bullshit on this.

agreed. Either post a pic of you two or make me a photo shop of jarosh proportions! you have 5 mins!
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:29:59 PM: there'll be a pic
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Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:30:20 PM: 5 min
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:30:31 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:29:59 PM
there'll be a pic

when? you have 4 mins >:(
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 18, 2007, 11:30:54 PM: i'm not going to rush things
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM: I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 18, 2007, 11:31:42 PM: So Jarosh was the one who said he'd come to the meetup? I call teh bs
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:34:49 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

I know. I'm really bloodwake and mupepe is really me, who is actually himu who is actually Beezy's brother in law now that he married acid.

Another big secret I think I have to say. Himu on your and acid's wedding day. me and Malek fingure cuffed her. :-[ Opps.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:36:05 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 18, 2007, 11:34:49 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

I know. I'm really bloodwake and mupepe is really me, who is actually himu who is actually Beezy's brother in law now that he married acid.

Another big secret I think I have to say. Himu on your and acid's wedding day. me and Malek fingure cuffed her. :-[ Opps.

In reality I'm makavelli. I'm also FoC. I just post with those names to make this account look better.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:37:16 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:36:05 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on April 18, 2007, 11:34:49 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
I'm definitely not Bloodwake.

No way in hell that I am.

That's why Bloodwake sort of disappeared off of Evilbore for like three months last summer/fall. This isn't really him.

I know. I'm really bloodwake and mupepe is really me, who is actually himu who is actually Beezy's brother in law now that he married acid.

Another big secret I think I have to say. Himu on your and acid's wedding day. me and Malek fingure cuffed her. :-[ Opps.

In reality I'm makavelli. I'm also FoC. I just post with those names to make this account look better.

Then that makes malek your uncle, but what does that make me?
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Post by: Prost on April 18, 2007, 11:41:43 PM: this is distinguished mentally-challenged
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Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:43:31 PM: Quote from: Prost on April 18, 2007, 11:41:43 PM
this is distinguished mentally-challenged

YES THATS THE POINT THIS IS ALL distinguished mentally-challenged.
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Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 18, 2007, 11:43:55 PM: IT'S PARADOX TIME!
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Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:45:17 PM: 5mins have been up for a long time.
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Post by: etiolate on April 19, 2007, 12:11:18 AM: Quote from: Prost on April 18, 2007, 11:41:43 PM
this is distinguished mentally-challenged

I actually agree with Prost

This forum crap always annoys me. Stupid twists are only funny if R Kelly is doing them.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Boogie on April 19, 2007, 01:00:20 AM: omg, it was all true. :o

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=140050
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Mupepe on April 19, 2007, 01:15:06 AM: secret? wtf?
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Post by: bluemax on April 19, 2007, 01:22:53 AM: If this is true, then I called it.
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Post by: demi on April 19, 2007, 01:24:00 AM: -1 Willco

No thread was necessary for this.
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 19, 2007, 01:26:18 AM: Quote from: demi on April 19, 2007, 01:24:00 AM
-1 Willco

No thread was necessary for this.

:)
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Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 01:26:54 AM: Why was my cloudwalking thread locked? ???
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Post by: Smooth Groove on April 19, 2007, 01:33:22 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 18, 2007, 11:25:08 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:07:59 PM

If that's the case, then this is like the most complex joke character in the history of the internets.

pfft. how quickly we forget andrew vestal. r.i.p., mister vestal. :'(

I thought Drinky Crow was Andrew Vestal? ???
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 19, 2007, 01:35:24 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 01:26:54 AM
Why was my cloudwalking thread locked? ???

no need for two
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 19, 2007, 01:42:27 AM: I can't believe this. :'(
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 01:47:13 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 19, 2007, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 01:26:54 AM
Why was my cloudwalking thread locked? ???

no need for two

Mine had the cleverer title, though.
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: cloudwalking on April 19, 2007, 01:53:29 AM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 19, 2007, 01:42:27 AM
I can't believe this. :'(

no more threesome, sorry!
Title: Re: cloudwalking needs help!
Post by: BlackMage on April 19, 2007, 02:51:02 AM: too many plot holes. not buying it.
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Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 02:53:59 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on April 19, 2007, 02:51:02 AM
too many plot holes. not buying it.

She's a MAN, baby.