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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:22:02 PM

Title: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:22:02 PM
Alright, I am in serious pain and am kind of delusional.

I shall send our beloved chunky lover G an Ecro-style mystery package, except he must promise to consume the included MYSTERY PACKET on recorded video.

The contents of the mystery packet will:

1) Be chewable
2) Be swallowable
3) Not be dangerous or toxic
4) Not an item approved as consumable by the FDA
5) Not be living

Well?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:22:41 PM
 :lol

Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:23:13 PM
let me help "assemble" it
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:23:44 PM
Ok ill go for it, but your gonna get something from me and your gonna have to eat it. Deal?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:24:07 PM
Is it gonna be poo or dried chunky semen?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:24:48 PM
Oh Jesus fuck no.  I wouldn't even eat legit food prepared by you.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:25:35 PM
no deal then
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 11:25:48 PM
Photo evidence is required.  If G does not show himself eating the contents, I will ban him and make a Roxy-theme for the forum until his ban is up.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:26:22 PM
i demand a roxy theme regardless!!
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:26:34 PM
Oh man. Seeing pics of your place Bz I don't know why you would think TVC would even agree to that :lol
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:27:48 PM
Bz you had soiled panties and used condoms all over your place.  Why the fuck would I consume a mystery item made by you?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Cheebs on April 18, 2007, 11:27:59 PM
i demand a roxy theme regardless!!

Seconded
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:28:13 PM
I cleaned my place up Blue its vacumed and cleaned a lot lately.

and dont you fucking dare Willco. You want becky to become a target?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:31:10 PM
omg ESCALATION

also cg is a super cutie. roxy is a melt monster from frydaddy four.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:32:48 PM
I'm like a terrorist, i know how to make it real personal. Hit hard at home and abroad.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:33:43 PM
I'm like a terrorist, i know how to make it real personal. Hit hard at home and abroad.

Oh G, you are practically ASKING me to make some Roxy images.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:35:43 PM
I dont mind when you do it TVC i know you love me.

But Willco is just asking for it. I live not far from him and it isnt hard to find people if you know where they hang out.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:36:29 PM
whos becky? 
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:36:33 PM
Jesus wtf :rofl
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:37:51 PM
I'm like a terrorist, i know how to make it real personal. Hit hard at home and abroad.
Quote from: G
But Willco is just asking for it. I live not far from him and it isnt hard to find people if you know where they hang out.

andrewrosenblum.jpg
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:38:34 PM
whos becky? 

Becky Chan aka CrystalGemini aka William Federmans girlfriend.

Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 18, 2007, 11:38:50 PM
I'm like a terrorist, i know how to make it real personal. Hit hard at home and abroad.
Quote from: G
But Willco is just asking for it. I live not far from him and it isnt hard to find people if you know where they hang out.

andrewrosenblum.jpg

(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/1904/252cf0af84qw1.gif)
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:40:29 PM
Come on G, eat the mystery stuff on video!  Itll be fun.  I will even add a 6th rule:

6) It won't be shit.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:41:30 PM
PAGING THE DOCTOR, WE NEED AN INTERVENTION

EVILBORE LOCKDOWN TOTAL
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:42:45 PM
I'll eat it if it doesnt come from the body of any animal creature, or bacterial organism. Guarantee that i wont get sick and die from it.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:42:46 PM

EVILBORE LOCKDOWN TOTAL

 :lol :lol :lol

G, the more you let them bug you about roxy the more escalated this thread is going to be. 
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 18, 2007, 11:43:08 PM
I shall contact Hani about his disturbing behavior.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:43:55 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

Mike i'm only disturbed about it when it comes to willco. Cause his ass has no fucking right.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:43:59 PM
I'll eat it if it doesnt come from the body of any animal creature, or bacterial organism. Guarantee that i wont get sick and die from it.

well, that rules out MEAT and BEER you porcine horror
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Bloodwake on April 18, 2007, 11:46:20 PM
G, I didn't know you could get teh webz in prison!
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 11:46:58 PM
 :lol at G threatening me!

First, he'd have to get himself out of house without wheelchair assistance and/or medical crane (maybe jaws of life?) to find me, which is funny in the first place.  And he forgets that I can pinpoint his exact location without even trying, as I am admin of this nice community!
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 18, 2007, 11:48:42 PM
why do you need to be an admin to pinpoint him? satellite ephemeral transmissions mark him as a geological surface. he's the point of triangulation between mount shasta and mount baker!
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:49:47 PM
You can pin point a node but not the actual address. From there you'd have to use history from the node and pyshically be at the node to then send a packet and trace it.

But when you know where someone goes to school its even easier to find ya  :)

I told you not to fuck with me willco.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: DrMiletski on April 18, 2007, 11:50:13 PM
*G*, I am respected in my field because I am known for "telling it like it is" and not pulling any punches or holding back any info.  This past week has been one painted by tragedy, and we are all having trouble coping and/or resisting the urge to murder Koreans we see in every day life.  Still, I can maintain a sense of clarity when it comes to the most important facets of my work.  It is difficult whenever I have to say this to a patient, but I've never been as sure that the advice is right as it is now, for you:  I think you should consider suicide.  Since you have contributed absolutely nothing to, well, reality, I think you should give back to the society that you have been draining by giving us something entertaining, something to clap about.  My medical prognosis is that you should shamble up to the roof of a very large building and leap off, making a balloon burst of grease, animal parts, and entrails upon hitting the pavement.  People will be shocked at first, but a few moments later they will begin to laugh when they realize they have seen an obese man wearing nothing but panties leap to a pinata-esque death.  I have never been so confident about an outcome in my entire medically career.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 18, 2007, 11:51:02 PM
*G*, I am respected in my field because I am known for "telling it like it is" and not pulling any punches or holding back any info.  This past week has been one painted by tragedy, and we are all having trouble coping and/or resisting the urge to murder Koreans we see in every day life.  Still, I can maintain a sense of clarity when it comes to the most important facets of my work.  It is difficult whenever I have to say this to a patient, but I've never been as sure that the advice is right as it is now, for you:  I think you should consider suicide.  Since you have contributed absolutely nothing to, well, reality, I think you should give back to the society that you have been draining by giving us something entertaining, something to clap about.  My medical prognosis is that you should shamble up to the roof of a very large building and leap off, making a balloon burst of grease, animal parts, and entrails upon hitting the pavement.  People will be shocked at first, but a few moments later they will begin to laugh when they realize they have seen an obese man wearing nothing but panties leap to a pinata-esque death.  I have never been so confident about an outcome in my entire medically career.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

BLAH BLAH

BLAH..... BLAH... BLAH..
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 18, 2007, 11:52:16 PM
You can pin point a node but not the actual address. From there you'd have to use history from the node and pyshically be at the node to then send a packet and trace it.

I can get your address from your IP rather easily.  I think I will start now!
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 18, 2007, 11:53:24 PM
Dr why haven't you written in your blog?  I wanted tips on how to masturbate more efficiently damn it! 
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 18, 2007, 11:54:24 PM
*G*, I am respected in my field because I am known for "telling it like it is" and not pulling any punches or holding back any info.  This past week has been one painted by tragedy, and we are all having trouble coping and/or resisting the urge to murder Koreans we see in every day life.  Still, I can maintain a sense of clarity when it comes to the most important facets of my work.  It is difficult whenever I have to say this to a patient, but I've never been as sure that the advice is right as it is now, for you:  I think you should consider suicide.  Since you have contributed absolutely nothing to, well, reality, I think you should give back to the society that you have been draining by giving us something entertaining, something to clap about.  My medical prognosis is that you should shamble up to the roof of a very large building and leap off, making a balloon burst of grease, animal parts, and entrails upon hitting the pavement.  People will be shocked at first, but a few moments later they will begin to laugh when they realize they have seen an obese man wearing nothing but panties leap to a pinata-esque death.  I have never been so confident about an outcome in my entire medically career.

Oh my God...I've never had to work so hard to contain laughter before in my life...Evilbore is made of pure WIN today! :rofl
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 12:01:54 AM
After these turn of events, I'm expecting a Roxy board theme within the next few days
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:02:50 AM
After these turn of events, I'm expecting a Roxy board theme within the next few days

You want on the list too?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:03:16 AM
After these turn of events, I'm expecting a Roxy board theme within the next few days

You want on the list?

What?  The ingredients list?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 19, 2007, 12:06:22 AM
Eat it!
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:08:37 AM
I think Blue could be considered eastern food.

I'm making a list of people I'm gonna eat.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:08:50 AM
Comcast Security Support is being very helpful and are going to speed my requests along.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:09:20 AM
I think Blue could be considered eastern food.

I'm making a list of people I'm gonna eat.

Does this mean you have given up on your quest to lose 100 pounds so cloud would fuck you?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:10:18 AM
No no i'll store the rest that i dont eat.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 19, 2007, 12:10:57 AM
I think Blue could be considered eastern food.

I'm making a list of people I'm gonna eat.

Does this mean you have given up on your quest to lose 100 pounds so cloud would fuck you?

but it turned out shes a man. This has shattered poor G's goals.   
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:11:45 AM
What's up with fat gamers threatening women these days
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:12:10 AM
I think Blue could be considered eastern food.

I'm making a list of people I'm gonna eat.

Erm, he's portorican.  That's caribbean cuisine, bitch.

I think Blue could be considered eastern food.

I'm making a list of people I'm gonna eat.

Does this mean you have given up on your quest to lose 100 pounds so cloud would fuck you?

That dream ended when he found out cloudwalking was jarosh.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:12:51 AM
G, just know I am logging all of this at the request of Comcast Security Services.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 12:13:50 AM
G's House of Sin soon to be raided. These be tryin times for the wicked
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:14:00 AM
Oh come on Willco. Everyone knows Crystal could outrun G if need be
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:15:49 AM
Oh come on Willco. Everyone knows Crystal could outrun G if need be

not on the bart  :)

willco all i ask you leave me be, if you agree to that i stop.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:16:21 AM
Oh come on Willco. Everyone knows Crystal could outrun G if need be

All G has to do is sit on her and it's all over.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:17:50 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help you - I'm forwarding evidence to Comcast.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:18:33 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help you - I'm forwarding evidence to Comcast.

Oh your a big pussy willco.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:18:48 AM
Oh come on Willco. Everyone knows Crystal could outrun G if need be

All G has to do is sit on her and it's all over.

She's been with Willco for how many years now? I'm sure she's used to that
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 12:20:36 AM
You better start dumping all the contriband and illegal shit out of your home Bz. Your going to make THE List :O
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:22:31 AM
all they'll find is a router
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:24:09 AM
all they'll find is a router

Oh, I'm sure Comcast keeps records of all online activity anyway.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:25:31 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help you - I'm forwarding evidence to Comcast.

Willco, do you want me to look up the post where he described in graphic detail how he would rape cloud?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:25:44 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help you - I'm forwarding evidence to Comcast.

Willco, do you want me to look up the post where he described in graphic detail how he would rape cloud?

Please do.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 12:26:02 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help you - I'm forwarding evidence to Comcast.

Willco, do you want me to look up the post where he described in graphic detail how he would rape cloud?

:O

The tables have been turned
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:26:13 AM
That wasnt a post TVC but rather a IRC log.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:27:08 AM
[18:50:29] <G> Ok so i wear my tuxedo mandango thong
[18:50:32] <Castellan> THRUST THRUST SWIVEL SPURTONTHEKEYBOARD
[18:50:34] TVC15 Or else we dismember Roxy and make 2 skin suits out of her.
[18:50:35] <Castellan> or something
[18:50:37] <cloudwalking> oh my god
[18:50:38] <G> have candals lit everywhere
[18:50:42] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:43] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:44] <cloudwalking> no
[18:50:45] TVC15 YES
[18:50:45] <G> and a rose in my mouth
[18:50:56] <cloudwalking> stop the madness
[18:50:59] TVC15 btw, cloud is into being shit on
[18:51:01] <G> i start to dance swaying my hips back and forth
[18:51:07] <G> letting my little man fly around
[18:51:11] <cloudwalking> okay hahaha
[18:51:12] <Castellan> well, i wanna die
[18:51:17] <cloudwalking> i'd be laughing right about now
[18:51:22] <cloudwalking> then wanting to shoot myself
[18:51:26] TVC15 What music is playing, G?
[18:51:26] <G> haha
[18:51:27] <Castellan> why do we poke the morbidly obese, chronically dishonest bear in its den
[18:51:29] <shuri> uhh
[18:51:31] <shuri> uuuuuuuhhh
[18:51:32] <G> Technotronic
[18:51:37] <G> Pump up the jam
[18:51:37] TVC15 oooo
[18:51:38] TVC15 Classy
[18:51:57] <cloudwalking> Bz
[18:52:00] TVC15 Brand of lube being used?
[18:52:00] <cloudwalking> send me free stuff
[18:52:01] <G> I'd growl a little while i come up to her
[18:52:13] <G> and go straight for the neck
[18:52:16] <G> work some magic
[18:52:25] <G> at the nape of her neck
[18:52:41] TVC15 Where did you find a thong in "Hefty Bag" size?
[18:52:42] <G> I can send you some underwear too if you want
[18:52:54] <Castellan> Camping World
[18:52:55] <G> Spencers
[18:53:17] <G> I've only wore it twice its really hard to clean
[18:53:27] * Castellan vomit
[18:53:31] <G> jizz doesnt come out of the black very easily
[18:53:38] TVC15 Okay, G, continue.  There is a bottle of spuirty chocolate syrup by the bed you have cloudwalking chained to.
[18:53:46] * cloudwalking crying
[18:53:52] <G> oh i have her chained up now
[18:53:55] <G> this could get interesting
[18:54:04] <cloudwalking> this isn't funny
[18:54:18] <G> is it bruising your mind?
[18:54:20] TVC15 Yes, but you still have total control.  It's a chain around her ankle.  She is still mobile so you can work from any angle
[18:54:30] <G> ok
[18:54:37] TVC15 She is saying "I want the G-FORCE"
[18:55:04] <G> Well as i slip down from her neck i lightly tickle her sides as i grab her hips and turn her over
[18:55:12] <cloudwalking> OKAY
[18:55:14] <cloudwalking> enough
[18:55:17] TVC15 Oh god
[18:55:22] TVC15 yes, please, stop
[18:55:25] <G> I get the bottle of chocolate spray
[18:55:31] TVC15 !kb
[18:55:31] * cloudwalking sets pluto on *!*Bzchanboy@*.hsd1.ca.comcast.net
[18:55:31] * cloudwalking has kicked G from #evilbore (cloudwalking)
[19:01:38] TVC15 Man, once he hosed her down with chocolate syrup and was licking it off of her, I was going to tell him that it was not chocolate syrup, but instead pure, liquid shit

[on forum] G:  So I tickle her with my hands as i grab her hips. Turning her around, ass in the air. I take one hand and pull down her panties. While i take the other and grab the bottle of chocolate spray. I spray her pink ass and tight wet pussy with sweet liquid poo. And got face first licking up all that sweetness.

MMMM yummy
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:27:15 AM
I'm sorry, I can't help you - I'm forwarding evidence to Comcast.

Willco, do you want me to look up the post where he described in graphic detail how he would rape cloud?

WHAT
THE
FUCK
?

I knew Cloud was rather standoffish to G but I figured it was just because he was annoying her (and other people) on IRC. Is what you say is true though it all makes sense.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:28:19 AM
You should mention you asked me to write that TVC
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:29:12 AM
It's still evidence of a disturbed mind, G.  I'm sure it won't look good when you're being arraigned for threatening physical assault on a person.

And, G...you're saying "I know where I can reach your gf, we live in the same state, I can find out where you live"..what do you think that implies?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:29:33 AM
You should mention you asked me to write that TVC

What about when you did it EARLIER that day (or was it the day before) with no prompting?
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:29:44 AM
It seems like TVC was going along, but he dropped it when Cloud started getting creeped out.

Wow G, even I wouldn't pull that shit. And I've been accused of sexual harassment over the internet before
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:30:41 AM
Look at this other classic G IRC quote:

<G> I tried to get my dog to lick my dick by covering it in barbecue sauce
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:31:18 AM
I wish I had conserved G quotes from IRC, one time he told me how he wanted to go to Japan so he could visit glory holes.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:31:36 AM
well to be honest ichirou he did threaten to find me as well. So yeah. Oh and willco nice job on deleting the other thread.

And i've never done anything with animals.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:31:53 AM
[22:45] <PhoenixDark> i'm glad i never had a sister. if i did i'd probably be in prison
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:39:18 AM
well to be honest ichirou he did threaten to find me as well. So yeah. Oh and willco nice job on deleting the other thread.

And i've never done anything with animals.

I'm pretty sure the thread's been locked and moved to the Baby Dumpster so that Comcast can review it, or whatever.

Did Willco ever threaten to hurt you or Roxy, though?  I'm sure he didn't.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 12:41:03 AM
Its all a joke until Bz says he'll eat you and your family
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:41:21 AM
well to be honest ichirou he did threaten to find me as well. So yeah. Oh and willco nice job on deleting the other thread.

And i've never done anything with animals.

I'm pretty sure the thread's been locked and moved to the Baby Dumpster so that Comcast can review it, or whatever.

Did Willco ever threaten to hurt you or Roxy, though?  I'm sure he didn't.

No but he's been on my case about her for the last few weeks. And for no damn reason at all. Just cause the gang bang group is allowed to make fun doesnt mean willco admin of this site should be allowed to act that way. He should be acting above the bullshit of evilbore but he doesnt.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:41:24 AM
I deleted the other thread because I was afraid you were going to go mental, but it reiterates what I've already said here.  Afterwards, I realized it'd make more sense to tag you temporarily as a Townie Leper, so you will be unable to delete or alter your post history.  I want Comcast to be able to go through your entire history as they see fit as we move forward to resolve this security matter.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:43:29 AM
Oh for god sake willco your funny. Why dude? you feel threatened? I wouldnt do anything, i'm all bark no bite.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:45:26 AM
Also learn its not cool to provoke someone.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:47:21 AM
Oh for god sake willco your funny. Why dude? you feel threatened? I wouldnt do anything, i'm all bark no bite.

Says the person who just a few posts ago claimed he's unstable and that "you don't know what I'm capable of."
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:48:27 AM
Nobody provoked you to make remarks in regards to physical violence and threats.  I'm sorry, I cannot excuse your actions and all evidence will be forwarded to Comcast Security.  Feel free to dispute my claims with them, but I think everything is laid out pretty clear.  You have been teased about this "Roxy" picture, who may or may not be your girlfriend (evidence has been given to support that she's not, as you've lied about your relationship in the past), and retaliate with threats of physical violence.  If you feel that is a rational exchange, then I'm sorry.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 19, 2007, 12:48:50 AM
I'd eat the contents of a mystery package.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:48:54 AM
Also learn its not cool to provoke someone.

First you say you're all bark no bite, but now you're coming back to the "you better learn not to mess with me" attitude. Dude, slow down. You're unstable and possibly violent, and I think Comcast needs to deal with this.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 12:51:31 AM
Also learn its not cool to provoke someone.

First you say you're all bark no bite, but now you're coming back to the "you better learn not to mess with me" attitude. Dude, slow down. You're unstable and possibly violent, and I think Comcast needs to deal with this.

I'm not sure I feel comfortable posting here any more.  I have a feeling that he is going to describe in extreme detail how he would like to rape me.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:52:13 AM
Also learn its not cool to provoke someone.

First you say you're all bark no bite, but now you're coming back to the "you better learn not to mess with me" attitude. Dude, slow down. You're unstable and possibly violent, and I think Comcast needs to deal with this.

I think the police need to deal with this.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 12:53:07 AM
Also learn its not cool to provoke someone.

First you say you're all bark no bite, but now you're coming back to the "you better learn not to mess with me" attitude. Dude, slow down. You're unstable and possibly violent, and I think Comcast needs to deal with this.

I'm not sure I feel comfortable posting here any more.  I have a feeling that he is going to describe in extreme detail how he would like to rape me.

Well you're no stranger to rape, Mr. "hey drink this...ok, I'm gonna fuck you now"
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: Ichirou on April 19, 2007, 12:54:21 AM
Also learn its not cool to provoke someone.

First you say you're all bark no bite, but now you're coming back to the "you better learn not to mess with me" attitude. Dude, slow down. You're unstable and possibly violent, and I think Comcast needs to deal with this.

I'm not sure I feel comfortable posting here any more.  I have a feeling that he is going to describe in extreme detail how he would like to rape me.

Or cook and eat you.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 12:54:44 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol

TVC you got nothing to worry about. Nor do you Willco. I'm not gonna go off the handle and hurt anyone. I promise that much.
Title: Re: I will send G a package if he promises to eat the MYSTERY CONTENTS
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 12:55:12 AM
I'm going to lock this thread.  All problems and questions will be resolved by the proper authorities, and I will disclose any details that I can at a further time.  I will resolve this, though.