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Title: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:15:17 PM
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2033/dsc01426li9rl6.jpg)
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=151728

Looks sweet, although I think it would be more realistic if the hair wasn't so light green. Maybe a darker, stringy green. But then again the light green makes him look even more crazy so what do I know
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 05:16:27 PM
It's not going to look like that behind the lens.  Once lighting and post takes care of that, it'll probably be greasy and dark green.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:17:50 PM
I hope he's crosseyed or some shit like that. That would be hilarious
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 05:18:46 PM
Keith Ledger? or is it that guy from Wimbledon?


looks cool the masks are awesome.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:19:44 PM
Isn't it the guy from Brokeback
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:20:56 PM
I hope he's crosseyed or some shit like that. That would be hilarious
hilarious? You didn't read the script parts that leaked. Joker is NOT funny in this movie. He didn't say a single funny line. He was pretty damn serious.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 05:21:18 PM
Please dont bring that movie up. I still havent seen it thank god :knock on wood:
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: bluemax on April 19, 2007, 05:21:25 PM
Heath Ledger.

I met him once, on the set for 10 Things I hate About You. Nice guy.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Heath Ledger.

I met him once, on the set for 10 Things I hate About You. Nice guy.

Ok did you meet the sister of that dancing dyke chick from the movie? What was her name? she had a show on nick. Oh man that was lust back then.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 05:23:04 PM
I heard that the leaked script insinuates that the Joker is homosexual.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:23:57 PM
I wonder if the public will be pissed off when they learn that Ledger is playing Joker as serious and creepy and not funny like Jack and in the animated series.


Willco.  :lol Don't confuse people! He didn't really show any emotion. He is serious and all business. More of a mob boss type of guy.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:24:12 PM
I hope he's crosseyed or some shit like that. That would be hilarious
hilarious? You didn't read the script parts that leaked. Joker is NOT funny in this movie. He didn't say a single funny line. He was pretty damn serious.

Not even funny in a sadistic, morbid way? Hm

I refuse to read any script leaks. Stupid Ninja Scooter!
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:25:01 PM
I hope he's crosseyed or some shit like that. That would be hilarious
hilarious? You didn't read the script parts that leaked. Joker is NOT funny in this movie. He didn't say a single funny line. He was pretty damn serious.

Not even funny in a sadistic, morbid way? Hm
Not really. He is EERIE and CREEPY. Not funny creepy but this is Nolan's universe, I trust the guy.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:26:20 PM
Nolan omg

The Prestige :heartbeat :heartbeat
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 05:26:45 PM
What, I heard through a few people on SHH! that the leaked script insinuates that the Joker is homosexual, which he uses to push his character down a sadistic, dark road.  There's lots of very uncomfortable interaction between him at Batman, because his nature is to be theatric, and harbors a secret lust for men.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 05:27:20 PM
Unfunny joker == gay.  Even at his most grim in the comics, he'd toss in some dark humor.  Glad to see they are flushing this abortion of a Batman franchise down the shitter asap.

Also, G you are a stupid fucking cigarillo and I hope Willco gets your fudgetits arrested.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:28:13 PM
 :lol


Gay Joker is the new Carnage Aunt May?
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 05:30:15 PM
Also, G you are a stupid fucking cigarillo and I hope Willco gets your fudgetits arrested.

Whats with the hate man.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: bud on April 19, 2007, 05:32:15 PM
his stance in those pics is awesome. they should totally make a poster of him standing like that.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 19, 2007, 05:34:36 PM
his stance in those pics is awesome. they should totally make a poster of him standing like that.

I thought the same.

And I'm glad to see them taking the Joker character in a very different direction than Nicholson's. But at the same time...he doesn't say anything funny?? He's the fucking Joker, for Christ's sake. I guess they're just going to run with the irony of the name then.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:36:41 PM
his stance in those pics is awesome. they should totally make a poster of him standing like that.

I thought the same.

And I'm glad to see them taking the Joker character in a very different direction than Nicholson's. But at the same time...he doesn't say anything funny?? He's the fucking Joker, for Christ's sake. I guess they're just going to run with the irony of the name then.

It's not irony. It's teh stupid and really is in strict opposition to - you know - the actual character. TVC is right folks.

But alas I'll be there on DAY ONE and this will rock nonetheless
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:37:23 PM
It was like 15 pages too remember. He had a couple scenes.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
One where he was in jail and he was talking to the police officer rather seriously. And one at a bank robbery and again very serious, and some other I am forgetting. Who knows how he reacts to Batman, my hunch is due to what Nolan did with Scarecrow and the 15 or so pages leaked don't expect to laugh.
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Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: bluemax on April 19, 2007, 05:37:27 PM
Heath Ledger.

I met him once, on the set for 10 Things I hate About You. Nice guy.

Ok did you meet the sister of that dancing dyke chick from the movie? What was her name? she had a show on nick. Oh man that was lust back then.

Nope. I met everyone but her. Allisa Oleynik or something was her name, she was the biggest name of the younger stars at the time so she was a real bitch and spent most of her time in her trailer. The Third rock kid, Ledger and the other chick were all cool and would hang out with us between takes. Even the dude from 7th Heaven or whatever, Andrew Keegan? He was pretty cool too.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 05:40:00 PM
Cheebs is being misleading.  This Joker is sadistic and creepy, but he is funny in a completely dark, sadistic sense.  He has several lines that would be considered dark humor.  I think Cheebs is trying to say to not expect the cute banter of the animated version or the Nicholson-isms from Burton's film.  There will be no puns.  Just bullets.

Smile.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: bud on April 19, 2007, 05:44:15 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:45:00 PM
I think Cheebs is trying to say to not expect the cute banter of the animated version or the Nicholson-isms from Burton's film.  There will be no puns.  Just bullets.

Smile.

:bow PD saying he hopes he was cross-eyed cause it would be funny freaked me out.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 05:45:38 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF

What spoiler has been mentioned aside from Joker's pansexuality?
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 05:49:38 PM
I think Cheebs is trying to say to not expect the cute banter of the animated version or the Nicholson-isms from Burton's film.  There will be no puns.  Just bullets.

Smile.

:bow PD saying he hopes he was cross-eyed cause it would be funny freaked me out.

It would be amazing. Just imagine a rape scene in the move where the camera just shows from the victim's first person perspective, looking into Joker's mad crosseyed stare.

The victim would be a man of course
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: bud on April 19, 2007, 05:50:20 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF

What spoiler has been mentioned aside from Joker's pansexuality?

well that and just in case people are saying even more. willco spoiled the whole venom thing for me in the spider-man thread saying that
spoiler (click to show/hide)
venom will only be in it for the last 15mins or so
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 :-\
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 05:53:04 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF

What spoiler has been mentioned aside from Joker's pansexuality?

well that and just in case people are saying even more. willco spoiled the whole venom thing for me in the spider-man thread saying that
spoiler (click to show/hide)
venom will only be in it for the last 15mins or so
[close]

 :-\

You do know in those last 15 minutes he goes to a bath house and gets bukkaked by a circle of black men, right?
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 05:53:41 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF

What spoiler has been mentioned aside from Joker's pansexuality?

well that and just in case people are saying even more. willco spoiled the whole venom thing for me in the spider-man thread saying that
spoiler (click to show/hide)
venom will only be in it for the last 15mins or so
[close]

 :-\
everyone knew that about venom. You thought he was going to be the baddie of this movie? :( The marketing is being deceptive. They did the same thing for vader in ROTS.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: bud on April 19, 2007, 05:54:53 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF

What spoiler has been mentioned aside from Joker's pansexuality?

well that and just in case people are saying even more. willco spoiled the whole venom thing for me in the spider-man thread saying that
spoiler (click to show/hide)
venom will only be in it for the last 15mins or so
[close]

 :-\
everyone knew that about venom. You thought he was going to be the baddie of this movie? :( The marketing is being deceptive. They did the same thing for vader in ROTS.

i knew he was going to be in the movie but not for how long etc. :'(
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 05:58:25 PM
Sandman is the main villain right? I had heard theres a scene where he shoots a colossal amount of sand up Kirsten Dunst's vagina.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 06:00:06 PM
Sandman is the main villain right? I had heard theres a scene where he shoots a colossal amount of sand up Kirsten Dunst's vagina.

No no no, you got it backwards.  Sandman's origin is that he is a sentient mound of sand created by bacterial and chemical reactions after Peter Parker blew a cloud of dust off of Kirsten Dunst's hideous, underused, unlovable, cob-webby vagina.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 06:01:23 PM
:rofl

I totally played out a scene like that in my head. Slo-Mo as the dust floats away and all.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 06:01:27 PM
WHY ARE PEOPLE NOT USING SPOILERTAGS WTF

What spoiler has been mentioned aside from Joker's pansexuality?

well that and just in case people are saying even more. willco spoiled the whole venom thing for me in the spider-man thread saying that
spoiler (click to show/hide)
venom will only be in it for the last 15mins or so
[close]

 :-\
everyone knew that about venom. You thought he was going to be the baddie of this movie? :( The marketing is being deceptive. They did the same thing for vader in ROTS.

It wasn't that deceptive with ROTS though. Everyone knew what was going to happen there, and I'm sure people recognized Vader's role would be small - there wasn't enough time for him to do anything, and the movie's climax results in Anakin's FUBAR'd state anyway.

Here, I'm very disappointed Venon is not the main badguy. Sandman is such a weak villian choice, and the mere thought of Dollar Store Goblin 2.0 makes me throw up in my mouth a bit. Venon could have made this movie awesome. Especially if he captured Mary Jane and Aunt May and then held them over a bridge (like in the first movie). So when Spiderman saved MJ and then tried to save Aunt May, her neck would snap Gwen style. The trauma would send Spiderman into a rage and he'd kill Venon, then kill himself in the most shocking end in cinema history.

To pull this off Raimi would like send a fake cut of the movie to the MPAA with an alternative ending, preview the movie to all the major review sites (hell with that budget they could buy each reviewer a potluck dinner too), and then on opening night people would walk into the theater and be SHOCKED
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 06:03:06 PM
Is
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Carnage
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going to make an appearance in this movie? I know about the whole Aunt May thing but will we see the actual transformation and all?
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:03:38 PM
Your fan fiction is pretty awful, actually.  Probably worse than Spidey 3 - and that's saying a lot!
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:05:15 PM
 :lol HERE I will do this in the most broad way possible to avoid story detais:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Only 3 bad guys. Sandman, New Goblin(lol), and Venom. It focuses mostly on Sandman and Harry. Venom is 15 min at the end.

Two characters die: Venom (100% dead, sorry kids. It aint like Doc. Ock) and Harry.

MJ DOES NOT DIE,  peter and her live happily ever after at the end.
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Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 06:06:12 PM
:lol HERE I will do this in the most broad way possible to avoid story detais:

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Only 3 bad guys. Sandman, New Goblin(lol), and Venom. It focuses mostly on Sandman and Harry. Venom is 15 min at the end.

Two characters die: Venom (100% dead, sorry kids. It aint like Doc. Ock) and Harry.

MJ DOES NOT DIE,  peter and her live happily ever after at the end.
[close]

 :-\
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 06:06:39 PM
I honestly don't care about spoilers for this movie.

Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:06:53 PM
Is
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Carnage
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going to make an appearance in this movie? I know about the whole Aunt May thing but will we see the actual transformation and all?

No, I'm afraid that'll be in the sequel:

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/carnage.jpg)
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:07:24 PM
Oh and
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Sandman 100% kills Uncle Ben. Not a random criminal and not a lie that sandman says. Emo Peter wants REVENGE! Think Joker in the '89 Batman.
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Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:08:29 PM
Don't forget that while Venom doesn't make his true appearance 'till the end, Eddie Brock is like Peter Parker's rival for most of the movie.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:09:04 PM
Don't forget that while Venom doesn't make his true appearance 'till the end, Eddie Brock is like Peter Parker's rival for most of the movie.
Yeah but its in a nerdy jealous reporter way. Not VENOM LETS FIGHT.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 19, 2007, 06:09:27 PM
Is
spoiler (click to show/hide)
Carnage
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going to make an appearance in this movie? I know about the whole Aunt May thing but will we see the actual transformation and all?

No, I'm afraid that'll be in the sequel:

(http://www.evilbore.com/images/carnage.jpg)

:rofl

Spiderman 4 BEST MOVIE EVER. Can't wait
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 19, 2007, 06:09:33 PM
:rofl

I totally played out a scene like that in my head. Slo-Mo as the dust floats away and all.

oh shit me too  :lol

TVC now thats some funny.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:11:13 PM
Yeah but its in a nerdy jealous reporter way. Not VENOM LETS FIGHT.

Then the novelization isn't accurate.  The whole Venom part is setup because Brock hates Parker, not just because their rival reporters, but because Parker disrupts his social life.  The symbiote is just a means to an end, in terms of revenge.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:11:28 PM
Here is a redeeming spidey 3 tidbit:
Cake girl is in it and emo peter is mean to her

Yeah but its in a nerdy jealous reporter way. Not VENOM LETS FIGHT.

Then the novelization isn't accurate.  The whole Venom part is setup because Brock hates Parker, not just because their rival reporters, but because Parker disrupts his social life.  The symbiote is just a means to an end, in terms of revenge.
Er I I know. I just meant in pure action fight scenes he isn't a "villian" till the end.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 19, 2007, 06:15:31 PM
It sucks that Brock looks like such a pussy in this movie. They might as well have just hired the Mac guy if they wanted him to look like a bitch made Sierra Club reject.

But then again, in terms of THEMES...maybe they wanted Brock to resemble Peter to show the similarities in character, and how easy it would be for Peter to become a Venom if he let the hate consume him...

How's that for analyis :punch
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:16:21 PM
An accurate one.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:18:48 PM
The whole movie is about redemption and revenge.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:19:41 PM
The whole movie is about redemption and revenge.
And Emotion
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:20:31 PM
EMOTION LOL AM I RITE
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: TVC15 on April 19, 2007, 06:20:59 PM
The whole movie is about redemption and revenge.
And Emotion

That's gay.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:23:23 PM
No, the Joker is gay.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:31:29 PM
No, the Joker is gay.
you convinced like everyone in that gaf thread
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 06:32:55 PM
Wait a few days, I'm going to leak a Final Draft pdf of the script.  You want to post it?
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 06:34:31 PM
Wait a few days, I'm going to leak a Final Draft pdf of the script.  You want to post it?
I just got unbanned a few days ago some how (my initial ban was for a good deal longer but mysteriously was shortened) so YES.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 19, 2007, 09:12:28 PM
So wait, is the Joker being semi-gay true, then?  I wouldn't mind either way, but I can't tell by how this thread is going and if its just an lol willco moment.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 09:13:30 PM
So wait, is the Joker being semi-gay true, then?  I wouldn't mind either way, but I can't tell by how this thread is going and if its just an lol willco moment.
jesus how does willco do it! He could create a fake AICN and confuse the world
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 19, 2007, 09:14:51 PM
I know - but guys, keep this quiet.  We're going to leak a fake script page to GAF in a few days. :shh
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 09:16:03 PM
I know - but guys, keep this quiet.  We're going to leak a fake script page to GAF in a few days. :shh
I cant believe no one doubted you there, not one.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Bloodwake on April 19, 2007, 09:20:09 PM
I know - but guys, keep this quiet.  We're going to leak a fake script page to GAF in a few days. :shh

I'm with you Willco. I don't value my GAF account. LEMME DO IT.
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Cheebs on April 19, 2007, 09:20:37 PM
I know - but guys, keep this quiet.  We're going to leak a fake script page to GAF in a few days. :shh

I'm with you Willco. I don't value my GAF account. LEMME DO IT.
I called it!
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Bloodwake on April 19, 2007, 09:22:12 PM
I know - but guys, keep this quiet.  We're going to leak a fake script page to GAF in a few days. :shh

I'm with you Willco. I don't value my GAF account. LEMME DO IT.
I called it!

AWWW  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 20, 2007, 01:19:22 AM
Man, even I believed the whole gay Joker deal :rofl
Title: Re: First Joker pics omg
Post by: Solo on April 20, 2007, 07:47:07 AM
Theres an even better pic floating around where you see what looks like the clown masks of his henchman.