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Title: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 05:25:54 PM
... and he's getting it embroidered.  I should screw up the paperwork and make it say funny things.  Must be for that flick he's doing with Rodriguez, because Rodriguez got an embroidered chair with red thread color and Tarantino's is white.
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: TVC15 on August 30, 2006, 05:26:51 PM
How big is the chair?  Is Tarantino still a porky?
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on August 30, 2006, 05:30:07 PM
Maybe you can send me in the package and I'll jump out and surprise him.


I still can't afford your chairs.  :(
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 05:49:56 PM
Just don't pay rent.
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 05:51:08 PM
Willco sells chairs? Worst jew evar
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 05:52:35 PM
For the last time, I don't sell chairs, nor make chairs, but I do work for a company that sells director chairs.
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 06:05:15 PM
So you make the chairs!
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: TVC15 on August 30, 2006, 06:13:21 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 06:05:15 PM
So you make the chairs!

They're made to order, too.  I just customized a chair with the "Have each leg of the chair shoved entirely up WIllco's butt" option.
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 06:16:51 PM
I wish I made them, the guy in charge of the chair shop makes a lot of money.
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 30, 2006, 06:18:28 PM
Willco what did you do in college?
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 06:19:43 PM
Drink excessive amounts of alcohol and throw out my back.
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 30, 2006, 06:32:23 PM
You threw out your back drinking?

WILLCO = ALCOHOLIC LEGEND
Title: Re: Quentin Tarantino just bought a chair from my company...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 30, 2006, 06:49:21 PM
KEG TOSSING