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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:23:10 PM

Title: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:23:10 PM: So... who's dumb enough to hire me?

What kind of job can I get with a BA in Philosophy?

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Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 21, 2007, 09:23:54 PM: I need a job too.

I'm good with numbers.

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Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:24:35 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 21, 2007, 09:23:54 PM
I need a job too.

I'm good with numbers.
Are you good with the number 69? :-*
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 09:25:11 PM: tvc needs a sex butler.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:26:13 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:25:11 PM
tvc needs a sex butler.
I'm not very good with windex or latex
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2007, 09:26:14 PM: You could bag groceries.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:26:52 PM: Quote from: Willco on April 21, 2007, 09:26:14 PM
You could bag groceries.
I don't believe we have bag boys in Ontario. They're all over the place in Quebec.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 09:27:09 PM: YOU COULD SUCK THIS DI

oh someone said that joke already
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:30:48 PM: Aren't you going to Law school in the fall? If so, you should take some time off and have some fun.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:32:27 PM: You people are more worthless at getting me a job than my degree!

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:30:48 PM
Aren't you going to Law school in the fall? If so, you should take some time off and have some fun.
I haven't been accepted by any Canadian schools. I think I've whined about that already.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: demi on April 21, 2007, 09:33:24 PM: Work at a restaurant. Be a busboy or something. A host? I dunno.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 09:34:45 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 21, 2007, 09:26:13 PM
Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:25:11 PM
tvc needs a sex butler.
I'm not very good with windex or latex

It's okay. I'd be the dominant one. I'm sure you are good at being tied up and restrained.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:35:18 PM: If you get a US law degree, can you work in Canada?
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:37:48 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:35:18 PM
If you get a US law degree, can you work in Canada?
It would be kind of hard to pass Upper Canada's bar. Also I wouldn't get much of a job going to a a shit US school.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 09:39:19 PM: well, i need someone to mow my lawn.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:39:56 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:39:19 PM
well, i need someone to mow my lawn.
Hire one of Mupepe's siblings.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM: Malek, I am putting together a shopping list. Which do you prefer to have splashed on your crotch: draino or bleach?
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 21, 2007, 09:40:55 PM: i like it when dirty canuck commies do my labor while i sip mai tais on the porch.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 21, 2007, 09:43:30 PM: (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/new_line_cinema/running_scared/chazz_palminteri/running1.jpg)

HAVE A MAI TAI ON ME, MALEK. NOW MOW MY LAWN, YOU DIRTY CANUCK!
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 09:44:31 PM: Malek, I am practically Canadian. I love Robertson Davies and marijuana.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:49:55 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM
Malek, I am putting together a shopping list. Which do you prefer to have splashed on your crotch: draino or bleach?
What kind of slave gets to choose?

Quote from: Drinky Crow on April 21, 2007, 09:40:55 PM
i like it when dirty canuck commies do my labor while i sip mai tais on the porch.
Liar, you like it when dirty Mexicans do your labor while you chug cookie dough from a tube.

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 21, 2007, 09:44:31 PM
Malek, I am practically Canadian. I love Robertson Davies and marijuana.
I don't like Canadian authors and I'm not much of a pot smoker!
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 09:50:34 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 21, 2007, 09:32:27 PM
You people are more worthless at getting me a job than my degree!

Quote from: Smooth Groove on April 21, 2007, 09:30:48 PM
Aren't you going to Law school in the fall? If so, you should take some time off and have some fun.
I haven't been accepted by any Canadian schools. I think I've whined about that already.

Did...did you even try UofS? :-*

I also need a job. Whiteman ;)
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 21, 2007, 09:51:36 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 21, 2007, 09:50:34 PM
Did...did you even try UofS? :-*

I also need a job. Whiteman ;)
No

Bleach or draino?
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:07:06 PM: you could have boarded with me :-*
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: TVC15 on April 21, 2007, 10:11:20 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on April 21, 2007, 09:49:55 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 21, 2007, 09:40:35 PM
Malek, I am putting together a shopping list. Which do you prefer to have splashed on your crotch: draino or bleach?
What kind of slave gets to choose?

Jesus christ, you wouldn't be my slave, just my sub. I'm not into the whole master/slave thing.

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I don't like Canadian authors and I'm not much of a pot smoker!

Davies is the only canadian writer I like. It's accepted that he is the only good one.
Title: Re: Malek Needs a Job
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 21, 2007, 10:14:05 PM: theres canadian writers other than attwood?

Public school system am fail.