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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 01:22:46 AM

Title: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 01:22:46 AM
DRUNK THREAD, of course.

Been drinking since four at a friend's b-day party.  Insane things happened there- someone tried to light my friend's balls on fire, and when I turned around another friend was in an Evil Knievel suit that was like 3 sizes to small for him that split in his business area, revealing his scrote.  Why did tonight's theme have to be "Triumph's friend's balls?"  That's no good.

In good news, this really drunk girl with big boobies made out with me for a while, but now I am home again drinking and throwing things at random to keep my roommates on their toes. 

Anyone else have remotely as much fun as I did?
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:35:36 AM
bitch you post in my drinking thread or else  :gun

it almost has a record here you know. 
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Bloodwake on April 22, 2007, 02:03:00 AM
Evidently Willco hates me because I defended Harry Potter, and he made a huge thread about it.

Other than that, had a good day.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 22, 2007, 02:11:56 AM
durnk threads arent real druihk thereas!
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 02:33:58 AM
bitch you post in my drinking thread or else  :gun

it almost has a record here you know. 

hhahahahaha bitch, i am the OG drunk thread creator.  i will not play your new and lame shit.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 02:35:48 AM
mine holds records.  Im am drunk thread creator master.  or the DTCM as they call me on the boards.   :lol
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 02:36:53 AM
mine holds records.  Im am drunk thread creator master.  or the DTCM as they call me on the boards.   :lol

Riiiiight.  Do a search on GAF for all the threads I've created.  The amount of posts in my drunk threads make yours seem like a comma in history.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 02:42:37 AM
gaf is gay. 
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 22, 2007, 02:43:34 AM
heated pools rock i'm back to the neighbors.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 22, 2007, 02:54:12 AM
well fuck that its raining and G is not the type to get into "games" ok home i stay booze good though.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 02:55:23 AM
YES, everyone's favorite obese liar is back!
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 22, 2007, 02:59:02 AM
BOOOOZE BOOOZX EO
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 03:07:21 AM
My thread's been lepered.  :-\
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 22, 2007, 03:08:37 AM
My thread's been lepered.  :-\

You hate macs, you racist
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 03:11:22 AM
My thread's been lepered.  :-\

You hate macs, you racist

What the fuck are you talking about, Liar McLiarton?  You don't own a fucking mac.  And I would, but I'm a filthy poor.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: TakingBackSunday on April 22, 2007, 03:11:35 AM
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY SATURDAY
SATURDAY
SATURDAY
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 03:12:47 AM
I got drunken IMs from a nintendorks girl.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 03:40:00 AM
I got drunken IMs from a nintendorks girl.

it's a dude
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 03:41:40 AM
I got drunken IMs from a nintendorks girl.

 :o

why not me?
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 05:51:15 AM
I got drunken IMs from a nintendorks girl.

Amber?  Pearle?  I must know!
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 06:10:46 AM
Jess/stillblue
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 06:16:21 AM
I'm not familiar with her - she must not be old school.  Did you do her?  Tell her you know an old skool Nintendork staffer and we're best friends, she'll no doubt sleep with you.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 06:28:11 AM
She was a friend of Kevyns, if you remember him.  He met her in a blockbuster and got her to come to the site/chatroom I believe.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 06:32:00 AM
Yeah, he's in my fantasy baseball league (sports-den crew still plays every year, football and baseball), along with JonoD, Fish, PeeTree, Potrod, ApocX, Luke (Sandman), etc.

That's creepy - I am going to message him about that.
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 22, 2007, 11:00:50 AM
me wanna throw up me wanna throw up  :-X
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 23, 2007, 11:26:39 PM
Celebrated my wife's (her maiden name is Parrott) birthday with our friends on Saturday night, and here's a little photoshopped picture summarizing the night (created by the former lead designer of Pirates of the Burning Sea). Lots of drinking and Catch Phrase. No one will get it, but I think it's great.

(http://home.comcast.net/~distantmantra/birthday_wishes.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey guys! Guess what! It's the Saturday Night...
Post by: bluemax on April 23, 2007, 11:29:49 PM
I see no picture...

I ditched my CS group and spent the night with a girl (not like that). Much better than Friday night.