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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2006, 02:30:42 PM

Title: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2006, 02:30:42 PM
... my sister is coming to stay with me this week for about two weeks, and I wanted to take her on a tour through Hollywood and see Clerks 2 at the Arclight.  Is it that inappropiate?  She's seen Clerks!
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 31, 2006, 02:40:56 PM
DO IT.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 02:43:40 PM
DON'T DO IT.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: CrystalGemini on July 31, 2006, 02:49:26 PM
DO IT.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: Ecrofirt on July 31, 2006, 02:49:45 PM
You're going to make her think ass to mouth is a good thing.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: Himu on July 31, 2006, 02:49:54 PM
Do it. Just tell her not to tell her dad.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on July 31, 2006, 02:56:59 PM
Besides the Ass to Mouth discussion there's nothing too vulgar for your average 15 year old in Clerks II  ???
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: etiolate on July 31, 2006, 03:04:17 PM
DON'T DO IT.

You're just hoping to take her yourself.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: brawndolicious on July 31, 2006, 03:04:19 PM
Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 03:04:54 PM
You wil ruin her miiiiiiiiinnnnnnddddd
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2006, 03:08:47 PM
Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

Uh, those who are ASKED to show them Hollywood.  She wants to see it, so we'll do the quick tour.  Hollywood and Highland, Arclight, Amoebe and Sunset.  Then to the good stuff.  She's never been on an airplane, so OF COURSE she's touristy!
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: brawndolicious on July 31, 2006, 03:11:53 PM
Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

Uh, those who are ASKED to show them Hollywood.  She wants to see it, so we'll do the quick tour.  Hollywood and Highland, Arclight, Amoebe and Sunset.  Then to the good stuff.  She's never been on an airplane, so OF COURSE she's touristy!
Take her to a sex shop with those wind-up bunny humping toys.  I loved those when I was a kid.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2006, 03:13:43 PM
I bet you did!
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on July 31, 2006, 03:14:45 PM
Who the fuck shows people Hollywood?

Uh, those who are ASKED to show them Hollywood.  She wants to see it, so we'll do the quick tour.  Hollywood and Highland, Arclight, Amoebe and Sunset.  Then to the good stuff.  She's never been on an airplane, so OF COURSE she's touristy!
Take her to a sex shop with those wind-up bunny humping toys.  I loved those when I was a kid.
::)
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 03:18:03 PM
nintenho has mental scars, I can see them from here
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: Christopher on July 31, 2006, 03:19:09 PM
DON'T DO IT.

You're just hoping to take her yourself.

Right now is the PERFECT time for the BT gif.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 31, 2006, 03:20:38 PM
nintenho has mental scars, I can see them from here

 :D
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: brawndolicious on July 31, 2006, 03:20:38 PM
nintenho has mental scars, I can see them from here
I try.
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 31, 2006, 03:22:26 PM
DON'T DO IT.

You're just hoping to take her yourself.

Right now is the PERFECT time for the BT gif.

 :P
Title: Re: My father says I can't take my 15-year-old sister to see Clerks 2...
Post by: Verboten on July 31, 2006, 03:29:24 PM
Just take her. The only thing really prevalent in the movie is racism. It's nothing she won't encounter in high school.