THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 06:41:45 AM
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1. ...he meets "like 40 people a day on WoW"
2. ...he's more mature due to the fact that he can imagine situations instead of actually living through them (example: imagining what Israel looks like instead of actually being there, imagining what other religons are like instead of actually researching them)
3. ...he has an acute inborn talent for understanding individuals personalities (he meets, like, 40 people a day on Wow afterall!)
4. ...all my friends are "hippies, fegs and heathen Jews and Muslims" - all of which "don't deserve to live". The fact that I associate myself with them apparently shows how stupid I am.
5. ...he's a "better Christian" than I am because he does not associate with "Jesus killers"
6. ...he lets his male friends do push ups on his back during sleepovers.
How can I possibly compete with that!?! :meeble
FYI, Homemade Milk is my 13 yr old brother.
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beat him
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He does spend a lot of time playing World of Warcraft. Perhaps you should listen to him. He has like Tier 4 sets on all his 'toons.
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All the ladies are impressed by his epix
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Fo sho. ::)
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CG could you hook me up with some of your cigarillo heathen friends?
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:lol
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Has he ever sent Lemurs pictures of his WoW characters in their undies?
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No, but for the right WoW price he'll send them to YOU and even pitch in a free e-lap dance!
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Tier 4 cigarillo heathen friends, that is.
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CG could you hook me up with some of your cigarillo heathen friends?
None of them are available at the moment, but I'll keep you updated. ;)
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No, but for the right WoW price he'll send them to YOU and even pitch in a free e-lap dance!
Only if he promises a tractor ride too.
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I'm sorry, he won't be going anywhere after I finish my push ups on his back.
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crystalgemini: The only books he reads are campy romance novels because there are sex scenes in it.
Willco: Let the spice flow
etoilet: are you kiddin
crystalgemini: No.
crystalgemini: I am not.
etoilet: romance novels?
Willco: hahah
Willco: TVC wants details
crystalgemini: He skips to the sex scenes.
Willco: are we talking like Harlequin romance novels?
crystalgemini: It's kind of like how he watches "The L Word" for the lesbian sex scenes.
etoilet: but theres no asians in romance novels
:hyper :hyper :hyper
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Asian christians are the wackiest. Don't you guys realize that no matter how much you pray you're still going to Hell? Jesus didn't die for you. :spin
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I know, it's about as conservative as a household as you can get!
We just learned that Homemade Milk reads Anne Rice novels for sex scenes, more news to follow.
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You need to lend him your Dean Koontz novels, Willco. :-*
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:lol
We're laughing, because Anne Rice novels are very homoerotic. Her books are nothing but gay sex and incest. It's pretty funny.
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:lol
We're laughing, because Anne Rice novels are very homoerotic. Her books are nothing but gay sex and incest. It's pretty funny.
I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.
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You would have to ask them!
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It saddens me to see this tension in the lives of people I know. I wish I could help. As it stands I can only offer my typical advice: saw off his head with a serrated Rambo knife, walk out the front door, hold it aloft, and say yada yada yada.
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I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.
He's never done THAT before. He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing. "Accidentally" of course. Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either. :duh
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I bet he has hidden peepholes all over the house!!! Hidden camera videos!!! You're living with an incestuous pervert, CrystalGemini!!!
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To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
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The "homemade milk" must be the semen he spills whenever he thinks about his forbidden lust for his sisters. :yuck
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etoilet: have you ever asked him if jesus killers includes italians?
crystalgemini: He agrees with Hitler.
crystalgemini: If they're not blonde and blue eyed, they don't deserve to live.
WhiteMan: Wait, how could he agree with Hitler if he is not aryan himself?
etoilet: just pray he doesn't apply to virginia tech
crystalgemini: I DON'T KNOW.
crystalgemini: He thinks Hitler was a smart man.
crystalgemini: When asked why he would think that, he responds "It's just something I've been thinking about."
:lol
World of Warcraft: Breeding the Future Cho Seung-hui's of Tomorrow - Today!
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To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
I caught him singing Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" to himself while playing WoW on several occasions.
He also likes Paul Oakenfold's "Starry Eyed Surprise".
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Just to recap
(http://www.history.ucsb.edu/faculty/marcuse/projects/hitler/sources/40s/414-141HitlerTime.jpg)
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(http://daypainter.com/images/2006/duncans-cove-600e.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Dead_Or_Alive_Pete_Burns.jpg)
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(http://images2.cosplay.com/photos/58/586016.jpg)
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(http://img.tfd.com/dict/0F/5FEF3-widegrip-pushup.gif)
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Homemade Milk
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He also plays this:
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6606/boxlfd7.jpg)
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Well there's nothing wrong with that...
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Well there's nothing wrong with that...
True. I know plenty of guys that like those games. *ahem*
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I will get my iron chef game one day
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This is just further proof in my theory that mmorpgs are not only dumb wastes of time but damaging to young kids who should be spending that time socializing with actual people. e-friends /= real friends, kids!
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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
This thread is great.
you ever think that inviting him here was a problem? maybe he reads homoerotic romance novels because he doesn't understand that subtext is only subtext.
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Pfft Homemade Milk is awesome. In a couple years he'll be my apprentice
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I'd say I'm smarter than both of you but then I am reminded that the both of you are asian. : (
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I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.
He's never done THAT before. He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing. "Accidentally" of course. Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either. :duh
:lol
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I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.
He's never done THAT before. He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing. "Accidentally" of course. Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either. :duh
High five!
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Sounds like Homemade Milk wants to know what love is, and he wants you to show him :rofl
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To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
I caught him singing Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" to himself while playing WoW on several occasions.
Methinks someone's little brother stumbled upon Meatspin...
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I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.
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has he CAUGHT THEM ALL
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:lol
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I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.
Did he also turn off the movie at the Azmat scene (presumably to go jerk off)? Does he still read EB or did he give up when his darlin' Lemurs left?
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No, he stayed and watch it all in its glory. He loves Borat. He quotes it all the time. I wonder what would happen if he found out Cohen was a Hebrew!
He doesn't read this place much, he's focused on World of Warcraft.
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I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.
Did he also turn off the movie at the Azmat scene (presumably to go jerk off)? Does he still read EB or did he give up when his darlin' Lemurs left?
If I wasn't at my friend's house, I would have probably rubbed one out right there had that scene come across. I don't blame him for wanting to do the same.
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Is this him?
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=97741743&sid=1
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homemade milk is pretty much smarter than any female because they have boobs.
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I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf who he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
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I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis
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zing!
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I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis
:rofl
Willcoburn
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Willco doesn't even really look like Andy Milonakis. He looks more like the bastard child of Jay Leno.
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I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis
ETHER :lol
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Sounds like Homemade Milk is a fucking idiot.
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uh, my lil sis plays WoW, I hate that game. MMORPG's must DIE!
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This thread sucks.