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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 06:41:45 AM

Title: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 06:41:45 AM
1.  ...he meets "like 40 people a day on WoW"

2.  ...he's more mature due to the fact that he can imagine situations instead of actually living through them (example: imagining what Israel looks like instead of actually being there, imagining what other religons are like instead of actually researching them)

3.  ...he has an acute inborn talent for understanding individuals personalities (he meets, like, 40 people a day on Wow afterall!)

4.  ...all my friends are "hippies, fegs and heathen Jews and Muslims" - all of which "don't deserve to live".  The fact that I associate myself with them apparently shows how stupid I am.

5.  ...he's a "better Christian" than I am because he does not associate with "Jesus killers"

6.  ...he lets his male friends do push ups on his back during sleepovers.

How can I possibly compete with that!?!   :meeble

FYI, Homemade Milk is my 13 yr old brother.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: BlackMage on April 22, 2007, 06:43:56 AM
beat him
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 06:44:22 AM
He does spend a lot of time playing World of Warcraft.  Perhaps you should listen to him.  He has like Tier 4 sets on all his 'toons.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 06:53:03 AM
All the ladies are impressed by his epix
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 06:56:56 AM
Fo sho. ::)
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 07:02:57 AM
CG could you hook me up with some of your cigarillo heathen friends?
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:05:08 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:05:18 AM
Has he ever sent Lemurs pictures of his WoW characters in their undies?
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:06:36 AM
No, but for the right WoW price he'll send them to YOU and even pitch in a free e-lap dance!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:11:19 AM
Tier 4 cigarillo heathen friends, that is.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:11:42 AM
CG could you hook me up with some of your cigarillo heathen friends?
None of them are available at the moment, but I'll keep you updated.   ;)
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:21:09 AM
No, but for the right WoW price he'll send them to YOU and even pitch in a free e-lap dance!

Only if he promises a tractor ride too.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:22:08 AM
I'm sorry, he won't be going anywhere after I finish my push ups on his back.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:26:58 AM
crystalgemini: The only books he reads are campy romance novels because there are sex scenes in it.
Willco: Let the spice flow
etoilet: are you kiddin
crystalgemini: No.
crystalgemini: I am not.
etoilet: romance novels?
Willco: hahah
Willco: TVC wants details
crystalgemini: He skips to the sex scenes.
Willco: are we talking like Harlequin romance novels?
crystalgemini: It's kind of like how he watches "The L Word" for the lesbian sex scenes.
etoilet: but theres no asians in romance novels

 :hyper :hyper :hyper
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:28:27 AM
Asian christians are the wackiest.  Don't you guys realize that no matter how much you pray you're still going to Hell?  Jesus didn't die for you.   :spin
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:31:05 AM
I know, it's about as conservative as a household as you can get!

We just learned that Homemade Milk reads Anne Rice novels for sex scenes, more news to follow.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:32:02 AM
You need to lend him your Dean Koontz novels, Willco.  :-*
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:33:10 AM
 :lol

We're laughing, because Anne Rice novels are very homoerotic.  Her books are nothing but gay sex and incest.  It's pretty funny.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:34:47 AM
:lol

We're laughing, because Anne Rice novels are very homoerotic.  Her books are nothing but gay sex and incest.  It's pretty funny.

I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:35:50 AM
You would have to ask them!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 07:37:38 AM
It saddens me to see this tension in the lives of people I know.  I wish I could help.  As it stands I can only offer my typical advice:  saw off his head with a serrated Rambo knife, walk out the front door, hold it aloft, and say yada yada yada.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:38:08 AM
I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

He's never done THAT before.  He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing.  "Accidentally" of course.  Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either.  :duh
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:39:06 AM
I bet he has hidden peepholes all over the house!!! Hidden camera videos!!! You're living with an incestuous pervert, CrystalGemini!!!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:39:27 AM
To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 07:41:30 AM
The "homemade milk" must be the semen he spills whenever he thinks about his forbidden lust for his sisters. :yuck
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 07:43:02 AM
etoilet: have you ever asked him if jesus killers includes italians?
crystalgemini: He agrees with Hitler.
crystalgemini: If they're not blonde and blue eyed, they don't deserve to live.
WhiteMan: Wait, how could he agree with Hitler if he is not aryan himself?
etoilet: just pray he doesn't apply to virginia tech
crystalgemini: I DON'T KNOW.
crystalgemini: He thinks Hitler was a smart man.
crystalgemini: When asked why he would think that, he responds "It's just something I've been thinking about."
 
:lol

World of Warcraft: Breeding the Future Cho Seung-hui's of Tomorrow - Today!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:46:13 AM
To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
I caught him singing Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" to himself while playing WoW on several occasions.

He also likes Paul Oakenfold's "Starry Eyed Surprise".
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:55:01 AM
Just to recap

(http://www.history.ucsb.edu/faculty/marcuse/projects/hitler/sources/40s/414-141HitlerTime.jpg)
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(http://daypainter.com/images/2006/duncans-cove-600e.jpg)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Dead_Or_Alive_Pete_Burns.jpg)
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(http://images2.cosplay.com/photos/58/586016.jpg)
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(http://img.tfd.com/dict/0F/5FEF3-widegrip-pushup.gif)
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Homemade Milk
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 07:56:54 AM
He also plays this:
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/6606/boxlfd7.jpg)
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 07:57:46 AM
Well there's nothing wrong with that...
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: CrystalGemini on April 22, 2007, 08:06:42 AM
Well there's nothing wrong with that...
True.  I know plenty of guys that like those games.  *ahem*
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 10:54:28 AM
I will get  my iron chef game one day
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 22, 2007, 01:08:42 PM
This is just further proof in my theory that mmorpgs are not only dumb wastes of time but damaging to young kids who should be spending that time socializing with actual people.  e-friends /= real friends, kids!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 22, 2007, 01:15:48 PM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

This thread is great. 


you ever think that inviting him here was a problem?  maybe he reads homoerotic romance novels because he doesn't understand that subtext is only subtext. 
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2007, 01:23:28 PM
Pfft Homemade Milk is awesome. In a couple years he'll be my apprentice
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: demi on April 22, 2007, 01:28:56 PM
I'd say I'm smarter than both of you but then I am reminded that the both of you are asian. : (
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 01:38:19 PM
I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

He's never done THAT before.  He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing.  "Accidentally" of course.  Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either.  :duh

:lol
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 22, 2007, 01:46:17 PM
I bet he keeps his sisters' panties under his bed.

He's never done THAT before.  He HAS walked in on my older sister while she was dressing.  "Accidentally" of course.  Then again, he didn't leave until she screamed at him either.  :duh

High five!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 01:54:49 PM
Sounds like Homemade Milk wants to know what love is, and he wants you to show him :rofl
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 22, 2007, 03:40:08 PM
To be more informed, I must know what music he listens to?
I caught him singing Dead or Alive's "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)" to himself while playing WoW on several occasions.

Methinks someone's little brother stumbled upon Meatspin...
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 22, 2007, 05:07:54 PM
has he CAUGHT THEM ALL
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 05:45:01 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: TVC15 on April 22, 2007, 05:52:09 PM
I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.

Did he also turn off the movie at the Azmat scene (presumably to go jerk off)?  Does he still read EB or did he give up when his darlin' Lemurs left?
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 22, 2007, 05:54:20 PM
No, he stayed and watch it all in its glory.  He loves Borat.  He quotes it all the time.  I wonder what would happen if he found out Cohen was a Hebrew!

He doesn't read this place much, he's focused on World of Warcraft.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: demi on April 22, 2007, 05:57:34 PM
I don't think he understands Borat is an act - he think its for real.

Did he also turn off the movie at the Azmat scene (presumably to go jerk off)?  Does he still read EB or did he give up when his darlin' Lemurs left?

If I wasn't at my friend's house, I would have probably rubbed one out right there had that scene come across. I don't blame him for wanting to do the same.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: etiolate on April 22, 2007, 09:49:05 PM
Is this him?

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=97741743&sid=1
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2007, 09:50:24 PM
homemade milk is pretty much smarter than any female because they have boobs.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 10:19:16 PM
I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf who he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Mupepe on April 22, 2007, 10:20:49 PM
I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Vizzys on April 22, 2007, 10:37:31 PM
zing!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2007, 10:51:54 PM
I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis

:rofl

Willcoburn
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Ichirou on April 22, 2007, 11:54:21 PM
Willco doesn't even really look like Andy Milonakis.  He looks more like the bastard child of Jay Leno.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 12:10:38 AM
I wonder how CrystalGemini feels about the fact that her little bro has probably cybered on WoW with a Dark Elf that he thought was a 17 year old girl from the Philippines but was really a 63 year old retired bus driver from New Jersey.
probably the same as when she found out she was dating andy milonakis

ETHER :lol
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: xnikki118x on April 23, 2007, 02:57:39 AM
Sounds like Homemade Milk is a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: Tauntaun on April 23, 2007, 02:13:26 PM
uh, my lil sis plays WoW, I hate that game.  MMORPG's must DIE!
Title: Re: Homemade Milk thinks he's smarter than me because....
Post by: whiteACID on April 23, 2007, 03:58:23 PM
This thread sucks.