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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 01:47:20 AM

Title: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 01:47:20 AM
Seeing as I'm a complete self-destructive failure that will never manage to make anything out of himself, I've come to offer my services to TVC as his sex slave and personal assistant. If you let me live with you and play with all your toys, like your multiple Macs and Xbox 360, you can do whatever you want to me. I know I'm not Malek, but I think you'll enjoy me thoroughly enough. Not only that, but I'll be your bitch for everything else. I'll basically be your (soon-to-be) 21-year-old housewife -- only with a dick, and much more pleasant.

What do you say?
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: demi on April 23, 2007, 01:47:53 AM
He already offered the spot to me, mexi-melt.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 01:48:51 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 01:48:58 AM
I wouldn't have sex with TVC, but I'd suck his dick
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: TVC15 on April 23, 2007, 01:49:09 AM
I'm cool with that.  I wouldn't really make you have sex with me.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 01:49:35 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me?  :-\
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 01:51:50 AM
I'm cool with that.  I wouldn't really make you have sex with me.

What about me
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 01:51:57 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

And TVC, I don't know what to say...you might see me in Seattle soon holding a sign with KEITH on it. I'll be waiting for you to pick me up.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 01:52:01 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me?  :-\
:lol
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: demi on April 23, 2007, 01:52:15 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me?  :-\

She gave me the same schpiel too.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 01:53:54 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me?  :-\

She gave me the same schpiel too.

Wow that's low. Looks like I'll just have to spend this $300 on something else - perhaps more Hot Fuzz tickets
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: bluemax on April 23, 2007, 01:54:03 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

ITSATRAP.gif
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 01:56:39 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me?  :-\

She gave me the same schpiel too.

I'm still waiting on that contract.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 01:57:31 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland :-*

and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Wait, wtf? What about me?  :-\

She gave me the same schpiel too.

you'll never know if it's true or not if you don't show up!
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 01:58:19 AM
Come to Michigan pleeese
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 02:03:29 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland :-*


I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   :o :-[
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 02:04:10 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland :-*


I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   :o :-[

then he can have two :-[ :-*

what a lucky guy
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: TVC15 on April 23, 2007, 02:06:00 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland :-*


I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   :o :-[

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 02:07:56 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 02:08:05 AM
and i already told you that i'd have sex with you if you come visit me, cajole. i have one mac and an x360, too.

Well, I'm looking for a full-time gig.

then come live with me and jarosh in switzerland :-*


I wouldn't mind being his personal slave either.   :o :-[

then he can have two :-[ :-*

what a lucky guy

Well, we both have our own assets.  :-*
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 02:10:17 AM
You guys are all homos.

You have been at eb for how long?
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 02:12:08 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 02:13:38 AM
Wow, me and Demi left in the cold. Fine whatever.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 02:17:29 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

 :spin :hyper

We need to run this by jarosh!
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 02:18:11 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

 :spin :hyper

We need to run this by jarosh!

no need to run it by him. he doesn't have a choice.

just be ready to leave in a few weeks
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Bacon on April 23, 2007, 02:18:16 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

Do they play Bliss on Switz TV?

I just want to cuddle with someone and watch Veronica Mars on DVD.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 02:23:25 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

 :spin :hyper

We need to run this by jarosh!

no need to run it by him. he doesn't have a choice.

just be ready to leave in a few weeks

I better start eBaying my shit now. Those plane tickets are expensive.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: demi on April 23, 2007, 02:31:03 AM
Wow, me and Demi left in the cold. Fine whatever.

If she only knew.
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 02:38:00 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

meh...
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 02:50:10 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

Do they play Bliss on Switz TV?

they better, what else am i going to masturbate to?
Title: Re: A Proposal for TVC
Post by: xnikki118x on April 23, 2007, 02:59:04 AM
You guys are all homos.

Are these the type of men that you want in your life, cloud?

i want jarosh and cajole in my life. we can rent an apartment and i'll have to pretend to be lesbian. like a reverse three's company.

If I come and knock on your door, will you be waiting for me?