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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: bud on April 23, 2007, 02:03:12 PM

Title: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: bud on April 23, 2007, 02:03:12 PM: http://youporn.com/watch/18928 (http://youporn.com/watch/18928)

it looks/sounds like opening the package of a biscuit lol
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 02:20:36 PM: AWESOME
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 23, 2007, 02:22:07 PM: condoms are so damn uncomfortable
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 02:39:09 PM: I remember a long time ago in my science class (highskoool) we had to put condoms on bananas. There was this Jehova Witness who literally looked like she was about to have a heart attack, only complicated by her nervous laughter. I got mine on pretty quickly; that was like 3 years ago, and the last time I ever touched a condom.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 23, 2007, 02:41:26 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 02:39:09 PM
I got mine on pretty quickly; that was like 3 years ago, and the last time I ever touched a condom with my hands.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 03:10:03 PM: My friend got a blowjob in Mexico. He went to one of those brothel things or whatever, but he said he was required to wear a condom. What's the point of getting a blowjob if you have to wear a condom?
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:47:16 PM: You guys really think condoms are uncomfortable? They dont really bother me.
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Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM: No. Is there that big of a difference?
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 03:51:04 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM
No. Is there that big of a difference?

:dur
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:53:09 PM: Shes on birth control, but insists on condoms too. Shes really weird about that. PAranoid that something will go wrong. I think one of her friends got pregnant in high school.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 04:07:15 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM
No. Is there that big of a difference?

:rofl
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 04:12:21 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 23, 2007, 04:07:15 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:49:48 PM
No. Is there that big of a difference?

:rofl

At least I am having sex.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Himu on April 23, 2007, 04:14:41 PM: Yeah, at least you're having sex, so that's a step. I haven't had sex without a condom myself, but come on man. Your cock is completely covered by the condom. Have you felt up her coochie with your fingers yet? imagine having your cock in that warm abyss. Of course it makes a big difference! You lose the cock sensitivity while the condom is on.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on April 23, 2007, 05:01:56 PM: I've only touched unopened condom wrappers lol
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Post by: Bacon on April 23, 2007, 05:28:54 PM: Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on April 23, 2007, 03:47:16 PM
You guys really think condoms are uncomfortable? They dont really bother me.

Don't wear them dude. Bitches will poke holes in them to fuck you over. Just rely on pulling out.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM: Has anyone here had sex without a condom?
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: bud on April 23, 2007, 05:49:20 PM: did anyone ever masturbate while having a condom on? it feels weird yet so good.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Boogie on April 23, 2007, 06:07:06 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

nope.
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 23, 2007, 06:11:02 PM: oh, teenagers
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Post by: brandonh83 on April 23, 2007, 06:24:52 PM: I tried jacking off with a condom once and could never get a good grip. So I hate them. It led to an unhappy splurge. As in I still went but I wasn't able to give it the proper buildup so it all just sort of oozed out instead of recreating a geyser effect.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: APF on April 23, 2007, 07:00:39 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

Plenty of times.
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Post by: Ecrofirt on April 23, 2007, 07:35:21 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?
Of course.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 23, 2007, 07:59:08 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

Four or five times a week.
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: TVC15 on April 23, 2007, 11:17:53 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

For you, does "birth control" mean doing a handstand and shoving an open bottle of Grey Goose in your cooch?
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:18:45 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 23, 2007, 11:17:53 PM
Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

For you, does "birth control" mean doing a handstand and shoving an open bottle of Grey Goose in your cooch?

99.9 percent effective

i like those odds
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 23, 2007, 11:27:31 PM: Does it feel a lot different for women too?
Not having a vag, I wouldn't know.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Mr. Gundam on April 23, 2007, 11:29:28 PM: Quote from: Ecrofirt on April 23, 2007, 11:27:31 PM
Does it feel a lot different for women too?
Not having a vag, I wouldn't know.

My wife and I used condoms for the first month we were dating while we waited for the patch to kick in. She just said "condoms suck."
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Post by: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:30:39 PM: yeah, it feels different. it's all... latexy :'(
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2007, 11:37:27 PM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

Do you like it doggystyle?
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2007, 12:12:24 AM: Now I have a boner and I spilled Coke on my shirt :(

That's what I get for drinking it out of a coffe cup
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Beezy on April 24, 2007, 12:21:49 AM: PD wants to know too, cloud.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2007, 12:22:49 AM: Um, no.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 24, 2007, 07:33:42 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on April 23, 2007, 11:15:00 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

i've only had sex with a guy wearing a condom 3 times.

birth control is a beautiful thing!

Why did you bother with a condom those 3 times? That time of the month or was he a random?
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Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 24, 2007, 07:56:44 AM: I thought Swiss dudes didn't have to take birth control?

but hey, condoms aren't all bad. I can last quite a bit longer when I'm wearing one (or two, if I'm REALLY horny). I'll trade a moderate loss of sensation for 40% more effing.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Ichirou on April 24, 2007, 08:12:49 AM: Quote from: Boogie on April 23, 2007, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

nope.

Boogie no longer a virgin, CONFIRMED.
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: Boogie on April 24, 2007, 10:35:37 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 24, 2007, 08:12:49 AM
Quote from: Boogie on April 23, 2007, 06:07:06 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 23, 2007, 05:46:11 PM
Has anyone here had sex without a condom?

nope.

Boogie no longer a virgin, CONFIRMED.

I didn't say I've had sex. I said I haven't had sex without a condom. :-*
Title: Re: pronto condoms (nsfw)
Post by: tehjaybo on April 24, 2007, 01:45:23 PM: I didn't notice that big of a difference.

Then again, it's been a couple of years. :-\