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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: drozmight on April 24, 2007, 01:57:45 AM

Title: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: drozmight on April 24, 2007, 01:57:45 AM: A few months ago... well it may have been 6 months ago, I was walking out to the mail boxes. I wore a big ol' hooded sweatshirt and just... well I pretty much looked like a big scary hobo. This dude walked around the corner from the swimming pool, drying his hair, saw me, turned around and ran away like I was going to rob him.

Tonight I saw that same guy, and he didn't run (maybe he didn't recognize me). We were both at the mail boxes and it was one of those awkward moments... and I hate those, so I said, "Hey guess what, I got a new cat from the humane society and named her Toni La Huha." He nervously laughed and said, "Okay."

I'm never talking again!
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 24, 2007, 01:59:35 AM: You picked uh, an interesting thing to share.
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: brawndolicious on April 24, 2007, 02:01:26 AM: You could put some cat nip on his balls and put the cat next to him while he's sleeping and he'll be like GET IT OFF ME and you'll be like

WHAT IS HIS NAME.
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 24, 2007, 02:02:35 AM: Least he didnt say I NAMED MY PENIS __________
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: Candyflip on April 24, 2007, 02:02:52 AM: :lol
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: Ichirou on April 24, 2007, 02:03:07 AM: Quote from: am nintenho on April 24, 2007, 02:01:26 AM
You could put some cat nip on his balls and put the cat next to him while he's sleeping and he'll be like GET IT OFF ME and you'll be like

WHAT IS HIS NAME.

:rofl
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: brawndolicious on April 24, 2007, 02:14:09 AM: Seriously, cats are cool, they'll stop attacking a man's balls if you call it by it's name.
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: drozmight on April 24, 2007, 02:16:28 AM: Maybe I'll strap a laser cannon to Toni La Huha's back and send her after him.

La Huha Cannon.
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 24, 2007, 02:18:08 AM: Next time you see him say "mommy just died, the funeral is today. Doctor said she was hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, buuuu (make sure you stutter). uuut I know better; it was a shovel. Then stare him in the eye. then walk away.
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: xnikki118x on April 24, 2007, 03:21:34 AM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 24, 2007, 02:18:08 AM
Next time you see him say "mommy just died, the funeral is today. Doctor said she was hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, buuuu (make sure you stutter). uuut I know better; it was a shovel. Then stare him in the eye. then walk away.

I just laughed so hard I spit a little, hahaha.
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: FatalT on April 24, 2007, 01:57:00 PM: I'm sensing heavy Norman Bates undertones coming from this thread...and I like where it's going. :D
Title: Re: I scared this guy months ago, and tonight I told him the name of my cat.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 24, 2007, 03:01:40 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on April 24, 2007, 02:18:08 AM
Next time you see him say "mommy just died, the funeral is today. Doctor said she was hit in the back of the head with a blunt object, buuuu (make sure you stutter). uuut I know better; it was a shovel. Then stare him in the eye. then walk away.

:rofl :rofl :-* u genius baby