Ridiculously, incomprehensibly, undeniably cool, brilliantly, passionately and hysterically original, Crank is pure cinema heaven - nearly ninety minutes of action and comedy for its own sake with none of the silly little plot or conceivability niggles inevitably dolled out in your average Michael Bay film. If Jason Statham earned a penny for every time he was The Man in Crank, he'd have riches enough to buy the world. An insane suggestion befitting this year's most insane and criminally fun movie.Sounds fucking awesome.
HOLT WTF CRANK ISN'T PLAYING ANYWHERE CLOSE TO ME!!!! >:(OWNED BITCH! NASSAU COUNTY SUCKS
The joke will be on me if it sucks. It better not.Wait, its playing in Suffolk?
Wait, you don't have a car do you?Nope, nor a driver's license. This night is full of: :'( :'( :'(
:(Wait, you don't have a car do you?Nope, nor a driver's license. This night is full of: :'( :'( :'(
So does the idea of Amy Smart getting anal in front of a bus full of Asian schoolgirls :hyper :hyper :hyperyou haven't changed your underwear in a few weeks, have you?
Fun action romp.Sums it up.
I WOULD SEE IT IF I HAD A DRIVER'S LICENSE AND A CAR!! :duhFixed.
1000 times better than Snakes on a Plane, took my flask with 7oz of Gentlemen Jack bought the huge ass soda sat back relaxed and enjoyed the movie through and through. And i had a great audiance of people cracking up it was great.I do agree it was better than Snakes on a Plane. I gotta up my rating. What was I thinking? 7/10. Pfftt.