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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 09:15:57 PM

Title: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 09:15:57 PM
I lived in Los Angeles for two years and not just any part of Los Angeles - I'm talking 'bout the eight one eight.  That place is like the epicenter of illegal immigration.  Down from my office, the entire street was completely in Spanish.  I used to eat a few of the Mexican joints and the food was good.

Today, I went out to lunch with CrystalGemini in downtown San Francisco and I had a burrito that was godly.  It was like it descended from the heavens; every morsel was delicious and not a single part of it was overcooked, undercooked or bland.  For just $6, you get what they refer to as a Super Burrito, which is roughly the size of my forearm.  I won't be able to eat anything for the rest of the day.

I hope she sees this and posts the name of this place, because it's so good I'm thinking about making the commute there once every couple of weeks to buy a bunch and freeze them.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
I am pretty positive it wasn't better than a casa del pueblo burrito
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:19:05 PM
San Fran is pretty well known for having the best burritos in America.  Not lying, either.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2007, 09:20:52 PM
Cali has great Mexican food, but I love Texas Mexican food just as much if not more so.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Melissa on April 26, 2007, 09:27:49 PM
Willco!  SHAME!  I'm telling Henry! First you move away, now this?!?!? (I reviewed their Taco Burger last year! (http://www.losanjealous.com/2006/06/13/henry%E2%80%99s-tacos-land-of-the-free-home-of-the-taco-burger/))

In all seriousness, did you ever try La Estrella in Highland park? :bow
http://tacohunt.blogspot.com/2006/03/la-estrella.html (http://tacohunt.blogspot.com/2006/03/la-estrella.html)
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 09:39:13 PM
I am pretty positive it wasn't better than a casa del pueblo burrito

I am pretty positive it was.

I wasn't aware that San Francisco was supposed to have anything decent that's from south of the border.  It's kind of perplexing that I find such delicious food up here and not in Los Angeles.

And Melissa, I've been to La Estrella, but not Henry's Tacos.  It was good, like several other places, but this was... amazing.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Melissa on April 26, 2007, 09:42:16 PM
And Melissa, I've been to La Estrella, but not Henry's Tacos.

???  Henry's is right on Moorpark and Tujunga - you practically lived in their backyard.  You haven't eaten in L.A. till you've had a taco burger.  Come home, you're grounded!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 09:43:06 PM
i need to take a road trip to san fran some time just cuz
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:43:50 PM
i need to take a road trip to san fran some time just cuz

Show Federwang how to drink, Doug.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 09:44:29 PM
???  Henry's is right on Moorpark and Tujunga - you practically lived in their backyard.  You haven't eaten in L.A. till you've had a taco burger.  Come home, you're grounded!

 :lol

I'll be back in September, I'll go hit it up then.

And Drinky - please come!  The bay area is awesome and the East Bay is unbelievably gorgeous.  Then you can go inside the city and get cultured!

Bah, I can drink him under the table, Triumph!  Bring what you got too, boy.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Melissa on April 26, 2007, 09:45:41 PM
I'll be back in September, I'll go hit it up then.

Not to derail, but are you visiting or moving back?
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 09:46:57 PM
i'll drink his hebe ass under the table. us swedes were born to die of renal failure!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:47:06 PM
???  Henry's is right on Moorpark and Tujunga - you practically lived in their backyard.  You haven't eaten in L.A. till you've had a taco burger.  Come home, you're grounded!

 :lol

I'll be back in September, I'll go hit it up then.

And Drinky - please come!  The bay area is awesome and the East Bay is unbelievably gorgeous.  Then you can go inside the city and get cultured!

Bah, I can drink him under the table, Triumph!  Bring what you got too, boy.

Whatever, dude.  I've literally drank people into the hospital before.  Although if I lost weight I might not have as much resistance.  Oh the quandry!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 09:50:10 PM
Not to derail, but are you visiting or moving back?

No, just visiting.  CrystalGemini and I are visiting a friend who just had a baby.

And please, gentlemen, Chris can now accept that he can no longer outdrink me.  And he served in the armed forces and he's Irish.  He's bred to drink.  My other roommate, another Irish heavy drinker, also declared me victor.  I will drink Doug into a coma, but I'm pretty sure I could go toe-to-toe with Triumph.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 09:52:05 PM
i've drank loggers under the table in dive taverns in centralia, wa. i made my irish-catholic college roommate pass out during one of our legendary drink-offs. i've got alcoholism in my fuckin' genes. you will fail!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:52:48 PM
Not to derail, but are you visiting or moving back?

No, just visiting.  CrystalGemini and I are visiting a friend who just had a baby.

And please, gentlemen, Chris can now accept that he can no longer outdrink me.  And he served in the armed forces and he's Irish.  He's bred to drink.  My other roommate, another Irish heavy drinker, also declared me victor.  I will drink Doug into a coma, but I'm pretty sure I could go toe-to-toe with Triumph.

Yeah dude, I don't know about that.  I'm Scotch-Irish on my mom's side, German on my dad's side.  My dna has malt and hops in it.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 09:54:53 PM
i've drank loggers under the table in dive taverns in centralia, wa. i made my irish-catholic college roommate pass out during one of our legendary drink-offs. i've got alcoholism in my fuckin' genes. you will fail!

I'm sorry, you're a responsible parent and you've got an office career.  I drink every day and that's something you are unable to do.  And I'm not talking beer.  Beer is like water to me, Doug.  WATER.  Every day and I mean pretty much every day, I'm drinking rum, vodka, whiskey or tequila.  Sometimes all four.  And lots of it.

I think I can hang with Triumph, but with apologies, your old man responsibilities weaken your tolerance on account that you can't drink every day.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:03:00 PM
I am pretty positive it wasn't better than a casa del pueblo burrito
I'll pay for your flight down here and your meal if you come here, eat it and tell me it's not the best burrito you've ever had.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 26, 2007, 10:06:57 PM
San DIego am mo bettah

closer to the border
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:07:10 PM
i pound down a fifth of gentleman jack without flinching. ask maf and strifebringer: my powers may have waned in my retirement, but i can still knock back the hard stuff with the best of 'em. you're the minor leaguer in the big booze game, my friend; my rookie card hangs out of your back pocket.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:08:41 PM
i pound down a fifth of gentleman jack without flinching. ask maf and strifebringer: my powers may have waned in my retirement, but i can still knock back the hard stuff with the best of 'em. you're the minor leaguer in the big booze game, my friend; my rookie card hangs out of your back pocket.

 :lol :lol :lol

That's it?  A fifth?  Oh my god, call me in a couple of YEARS, old man.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:10:57 PM
who said i stop there? i said the whole bottle, no flinching.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:12:43 PM
Bottles are nothing spectacular.  Chris and I routinely pound away bottles of liquor and wine in a night.  I've got the edge from practice on you.  Not to mention the weight.  I'd challenge you, but I do not want your wife and child to be without a father!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2007, 10:20:21 PM
Mexican Food in Arizona > California. Too bad California as a state > Arizona
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2007, 10:21:45 PM
I can kill brain cells with the best of em'.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2007, 10:22:11 PM
I can drink a decent amount but then I go to sleep
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 26, 2007, 10:30:15 PM
Mexican Food in Arizona > California. Too bad California as a state > Arizona


just stop dude. just stop.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:36:49 PM
God, I want one of those burritos.  I even tipped them and I never tip for restaurant service unless I'm waited on.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:41:57 PM
i mean: can you chug a whole fifth in one go without collapsing in a kosher seizure? i can!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:42:51 PM
Yeah, probably pretty easily.  Give me a chaser and I can drink just about anything in one gulp.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 26, 2007, 10:45:22 PM
My Reply > Saint C's Reply
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 26, 2007, 10:47:43 PM
You need a chaser. Maybe you should stop braggin' :p
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:49:13 PM
there's gotta be a showdown, willco.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:49:37 PM
I don't need a chaser, but if you're going to have me drink anything, I'll need one.  I'm sorry, I can't drink moonshine without a chaser.  If we're talking about Bushmills, Patron, Bacardi, etc.  That's fine.  But I won't drink overproof or moonshine without a chaser.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:51:46 PM
do you need an umbrella in your drink too, federmince?
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:52:26 PM
You'll drink moonshine or over proof without one (chaser, not umbrella!)?  I doubt it.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:54:29 PM
dude, i've nearly killed myself on corn whiskey. i've NEVER needed a chaser. you know why i don't? i have this thing called testosterone.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:57:52 PM
Yeah, maybe two shotglasses of corn whiskey :lol

You don't have the frame to give that story much credibility.  As if you drank a barrel or something!
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: bluemax on April 26, 2007, 11:03:24 PM
CHANO'S FOR LIFE.
Title: Re: MEXICATON: The best burrito I've ever had was in San Fran, not Los Angeles.
Post by: brawndolicious on April 26, 2007, 11:38:31 PM
yeah, there's good mexican food here.  And chinese.  And pizza.  And Indian.  And Iranian (I know for a fact this is much better than L.A.).  And Pakistani.