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Title: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Christopher on April 26, 2007, 09:40:28 PM
 ::) Cheebs
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think their a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 09:40:55 PM
because this extra english degree has to be good for something :gloomy
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think their a movie critic?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:41:14 PM
"They're", dear.  I'm just a grammar critic!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Christopher on April 26, 2007, 09:42:21 PM
...what?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:43:08 PM
...what?

Haha, the edit gives you away.

BTW, Cheebs is Phoenix Dark.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 09:43:34 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 09:43:45 PM
Yeah, I choose to stay out of EB's movie threads...
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Christopher on April 26, 2007, 09:43:55 PM
wait is he really?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2007, 09:44:18 PM
Are we really that critical in regards to movies? We like discussing them, but honestly, there are some people here who have absolutely distinguished mentally-challenged reasons for disliking some movies.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 09:46:07 PM
pd is cheebs, yeah. thought we confirmed that last week. maybe that was an icon board thread.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Melissa on April 26, 2007, 09:46:24 PM
Stay Tuned for my review of this thread.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2007, 09:48:14 PM
a agree.  most people on this board are far to preachy on their movie tastes. 


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I enjoy the arguments it creates.  Keep up the good work boys. 
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Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Christopher on April 26, 2007, 09:49:00 PM
Stay Tuned for my review of this thread.

...ThreadLife?  Whoa haven't seen you post in awhile.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Vizzys on April 26, 2007, 09:49:39 PM
I'm a video game critic who is never wrong.

Earthbound > *

Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 09:50:14 PM
if there is a ThreadLife, please make PD the andrew rosenblum equivalent
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 26, 2007, 09:51:28 PM
I'm a video game critic who is never wrong.

Earthbound > *



That sound you didn't hear was me laughing hysterically.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Vizzys on April 26, 2007, 09:53:15 PM
I'm a video game critic who is never wrong.

Earthbound > *



That sound you didn't hear was me laughing hysterically.

You should have seen my eyes roll as I saw you had responded to this thread!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 09:54:07 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies.  TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2007, 09:54:24 PM
As much as I like Shenmue you won't see me saying it's > *

Can it, Viz. It may be your favorite game but it is in no way the best game. Learn the difference.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Vizzys on April 26, 2007, 09:55:42 PM
Learn ze internets sarcasm himuro.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 09:56:32 PM
Learn ze internets sarcasm himuro.

HIMUROWNED. :lol
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Himu on April 26, 2007, 09:56:33 PM
But you've made multiple threads about Earthbound and even feature a BUY MOTHER 3 avatar. If that's sarcasm, PD's movie reviews are some of the best satirical pieces I've ever seen.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Vizzys on April 26, 2007, 09:59:10 PM
Indeed I have, but no its not always serious, sometimes I do it to annoy. It works so very well.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:00:12 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.
screw you
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:01:22 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.
screw you

Mupepe also has pretty good taste in movies.  PD is just jealous he doesn't understand film.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:01:25 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies.  TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:01:59 PM
I'm not Cheebs. I never sent a birthday letter to Miyamoto :lol
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 26, 2007, 10:02:16 PM
I think I'm the most rounded in tastes here.    :tophat
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:02:20 PM
bullshit you didn't, aries
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:02:36 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.
screw you

Mupepe also has pretty good taste in movies.  PD is just jealous he doesn't understand film.
:heartbeat
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 26, 2007, 10:03:48 PM
Everyone has different opinions.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:04:31 PM
Everyone has different opinions.

But some opinions are just wrong...for example, liking Return of the Jedi, one of the worst Star Wars films (and that's saying a lot).
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 26, 2007, 10:05:39 PM
Chris Russo is kind of a cunt.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on April 26, 2007, 10:06:10 PM
Return of the Jedi is awesome. Best space battle and the climax of Luke becoming a Jedi = heaven.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:06:21 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies.  TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Too bad you got bad taste when it comes to women.

 :o
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies.  TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Too bad you got bad taste when it comes to women.

 :o

I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet.  If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 26, 2007, 10:08:27 PM

I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet.  If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

:bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:09:27 PM
I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet.  If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

But you're the one that said you prefer cute over sexy. You've been in japaland for too long.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 26, 2007, 10:09:33 PM
I've stated before in other threads, but to me, there is my girlfriend and every other woman in the world...

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Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:12:05 PM
I think Monica Bellucci is the hottest woman on the planet.  If that's grounds for conviction on the charge of bad taste, FIND ME GUILTY.

But you're the one that said you prefer cute over sexy. You've been in japaland for too long.

I meant when it comes to asians (or blasians), because very few asian girls can pull off "sexy" well for my tastes.

Monica Bellucci is sophisticated and sexy, whereas the girls you posted were cheap-looking and sexy. :P
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:15:37 PM
Monica Bellucci is sophisticated and sexy,

True.

whereas the girls you posted were cheap-looking and sexy. :P
:o :o :o

You're dead to me, Ichirou! :gun
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:17:00 PM
cute >>>>>>>>>>>>>> sexy


sexy is really only attractive on one level and works on level.  cute works on sooo many levels of being attracted to a woman. 

you fucks have been living in a fantasy world for too long where every woman has a completely flat stomach with firm thighs and size D tits.  fucking christ
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:18:33 PM
lol, I love how this thread went from movies to hot chicks in just a few posts.  We're all such typical men.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:21:58 PM
Dulce Maria is neither cute or sexy. :tomato
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:22:40 PM
Dulce Maria is neither cute or sexy. :tomato
I'VE STOPPED TALKING IN YOUR BLASIAN THREADS!  SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TROLLING THEM, BACK OFF MY BABY!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:23:18 PM
Dulce Maria is the rare breed that can pull off both cute and sexy.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:25:47 PM
She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:25:54 PM
Dulce Maria is neither cute or sexy. :tomato
I'VE STOPPED TALKING IN YOUR BLASIAN THREADS!  SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO GO BACK TROLLING THEM, BACK OFF MY BABY!
:rofl

Dulce Maria is the rare breed that can pull off both cute and sexy.
I guess it's a hispanic thing.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:27:08 PM
She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Stick to cheeseburgers, PD. >:(
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 26, 2007, 10:29:32 PM
She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Stick to cheeseburgers, PD. >:(

She looks like one a bit, but I'm still not interested. And this is telling because latina/Brazilian/etc cheeseburgers are the absolute best
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:30:34 PM
PD is a horrible troll at anything.  I forgot he digs all the fat chicks that Himuro and him fap to.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:30:52 PM
She looks rather dirty. And not as in "dirty sex" dirty but more as in "I haven't washed my face today but I put a pound of makeup on anyway" dirty

Stick to cheeseburgers, PD. >:(

She looks like one a bit, but I'm still not interested. And this is telling because latina/Brazilian/etc cheeseburgers are the absolute best

OH IT'S ON NOW, BITCH

YOU TOOK IT ONE STEP TOO FAR
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:37:46 PM
(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/tomikasgallery/albums/userpics/10001/tomikacloseup.jpg) >>>>>>>>>>> (http://mupepe.com/dulce/gallery/Dulce53.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:39:52 PM
you're on fucking crack Beezy.  I can't believe you're attracted to a girl that has teeth like a horse.  Not to mention the MASSIVE photoshopping in that pic of hers. 

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nappy hair
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Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 10:40:59 PM
(http://www.mupepe.com/dulce/pictures/Dulce2.jpg)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(http://www.3rdcuirassiers.org/horse/images/eli_smile.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 10:41:41 PM
Dulce Maria is so cute, I just wanna hug her.  :-[
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 26, 2007, 10:46:59 PM
She has perfect teeth you fool. :lol

So you wanna post full body shots now? You should know better than that. >:(

(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/myspace/sosodefwhite1.jpg)>>>>>(http://www.mupepe.com/dulce/pictures/Dulce2.jpg)

Even her white outfit is better than your red headed ho's!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Cheebs on April 26, 2007, 10:49:13 PM
::) Cheebs
what did I do?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 26, 2007, 11:05:12 PM
She has perfect teeth you fool. :lol

So you wanna post full body shots now? You should know better than that. >:(

(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/myspace/sosodefwhite1.jpg)

She looks cheap and trashy...nice body, though.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 26, 2007, 11:59:07 PM
(http://www.iimaginedesigns.com/myspace/sosodefwhite1.jpg)
I really hope you're joking.  back to hair, what the fuck is with the hippos hair on the left?  and her big fucking nasty lips?  nice body's, but they look like the prostitutes your mom hangs out with.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Himu on April 27, 2007, 12:01:03 AM
Those chicks are beautiful beez
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:05:53 AM
I really hope you're joking.  back to hair, what the fuck is with the hippos hair on the left?  and her big fucking nasty lips?  nice body's, but they look like the prostitutes your mom hangs out with.
She's a hair model.

Big nasty lips? :lol

Hate on Mupepe, hate on. Your girl Dulce is outclassed by her in every way.

Those chicks are beautiful beez
Your man Mupepe is out of his mind.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Himu on April 27, 2007, 12:08:22 AM
He just isn't attracted to black women period.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:10:15 AM
Yeah, I can tell that much from the big "nasty" lips comment. :lol
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 27, 2007, 12:17:52 AM
I like pretty much all movies but FoC's.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:28:06 AM
Yeah, I can tell that much from the big "nasty" lips comment. :lol

Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:33:59 AM
Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.
You keep giving me more and more proof that you're not black.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Himu on April 27, 2007, 12:35:10 AM
What the fuck. A brother that hates those lips? @_@
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 12:44:20 AM
Yeah, I can tell that much from the big "nasty" lips comment. :lol

Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.
finally a black man in here with some taste
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:44:28 AM
Dude the chick in your avatar has wayyy too big lips.
You keep giving me more and more proof that you're not black.

I'm all for big ass lips on my dick but come on. It's like she has a puffy vagina on her face. One vag is enough , if not too much to begin with.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2007, 12:46:42 AM
dude, pd, you wouldn't know what to do with one vagina, much less two. let's learn to not be afraid of the water before we try the olympic breast stroke, okay?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2007, 12:49:27 AM
Water? More like womb juice and I'm not swimming in that waste. If I get married (heh) I doubt I'll ever have vaginal sex with my wife. If I want to fuck a womb I'll stab my thigh and insert my throughbred cockasaurus
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2007, 12:52:37 AM
(http://www.aeropause.com/archives/wtf-cat.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2007, 12:57:41 AM
yeah, that's probably pd's most baffing retort yet. it's almost hitchens-esque!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 27, 2007, 12:58:59 AM
I have the best movie taste ever.

Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 12:59:28 AM
dude, pd, you wouldn't know what to do with one vagina, much less two. let's learn to not be afraid of the water before we try the olympic breast stroke, okay?
:lol

Hey Drinky, I hardly ever see you say much about women. Even if neither of them are your type, who do you prefer? Mupepe's spanish chick or my blasian chick?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2007, 01:01:36 AM
Oh wait... I think PD didn't know how to spell wound.


That doesn't actually make it any better.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Boogie on April 27, 2007, 01:02:07 AM
Water? More like womb juice and I'm not swimming in that waste. If I get married (heh) I doubt I'll ever have vaginal sex with my wife. If I want to fuck a womb I'll stab my thigh and insert my throughbred cockasaurus

WTF?

...

no, really, what the fuck?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2007, 01:03:33 AM
i'm 33. i tend to spend less of my time contemplating my erection than i did when i was 19. dolce maria does very little for me, and black women have always been attracted to me for some inexplicable reason, so i guess i'll give my vote to the blasian lass -- she has a smokin' bod.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Boogie on April 27, 2007, 01:04:17 AM
and I must say, the film discussion here seems to be the only constructive, rational discourse that this place is capable of.

Everything else winds up as incoherent pub drivel.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2007, 01:05:54 AM
pub drivel's no fun when the church lady butts in, boogie
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 01:11:05 AM
i'm 33. i tend to spend less of my time contemplating my erection than i did when i was 19. dolce maria does very little for me, and black women have always been attracted to me for some inexplicable reason, so i guess i'll give my vote to the blasian lass -- she has a smokin' bod.
Well I'm still 19. :lol

YOU HEAR THAT MUPEPE?! DRINKY SAID THE BLASIAN IS BLAZIN' AND YOUR DOUCHEGIRL AIN'T SHIT!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Boogie on April 27, 2007, 01:16:03 AM
pub drivel's no fun when the church lady butts in, boogie

church lady?  ???

I ain't no blue-haired woman.  and I've drinken enough this year that I should have pub-cred. :P
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 27, 2007, 01:16:22 AM
Dulce Maria really doesn't do too much for me either.

Even though the one picture that was on the banner for Mupepe.com was fucking hot.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Bloodwake on April 27, 2007, 01:19:30 AM
Double post.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 01:23:44 AM
i'm 33. i tend to spend less of my time contemplating my erection than i did when i was 19. dolce maria does very little for me, and black women have always been attracted to me for some inexplicable reason, so i guess i'll give my vote to the blasian lass -- she has a smokin' bod.
Well I'm still 19. :lol

YOU HEAR THAT MUPEPE?! DRINKY SAID THE BLASIAN IS BLAZIN' AND YOUR DOUCHEGIRL AIN'T SHIT!
all the gay subtext on this forum has invaded your minds and turned you all into feggits.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 02:27:01 AM
There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria.  She is beautiful, in every single way.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: TVC15 on April 27, 2007, 02:28:14 AM
There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria.  She is beautiful, in every single way.

Maybe if you want a blowjob from ET.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 02:33:29 AM
all the gay subtext on this forum has invaded your minds and turned you all into feggits.

There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria.  She is beautiful, in every single way.

Uh oh, the vatos are getting angry! :lol

I should get a Tomika Skanes avatar to commemorate her victory. :tophat
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 03:12:57 AM




<------ :-[
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 27, 2007, 03:15:18 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: xnikki118x on April 27, 2007, 04:56:57 AM
I'd like to state for the record that I am definitely not a movie critic. I don't pretend to be one, either. Yay!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 12:52:45 PM
all the gay subtext on this forum has invaded your minds and turned you all into feggits.

There is something wrong with all your penises if they aren't standing at attention over Dulce Maria.  She is beautiful, in every single way.

Uh oh, the vatos are getting angry! :lol

I should get a Tomika Skanes avatar to commemorate her victory. :tophat
Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women.  Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 27, 2007, 01:14:06 PM
Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women.  Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 01:43:45 PM
Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women.  Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

I'm sorry that I don't like women with FoC sized lips.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 27, 2007, 01:45:45 PM
Not angry, there's just no point in trying to convince homos about what qualifies as a beautiful women.  Apparently you and Himuro are only attracted to beached whales with camel lips and horse teeth.

I'm sorry that I don't like women with FoC sized lips.

i'll give you a :lol for that but not as funny as mupepe's, you can do it my brutha, don't shame me
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 27, 2007, 02:07:52 PM
Do what? There's nothing for me to do. Mupoopee and Ichirou can hate all they want, but the pictures in this thread speak for themselves. That lil' emo lookin' red headed beaner is out of her league.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Tauntaun on April 27, 2007, 03:15:11 PM
Do what? There's nothing for me to do. Mupoopee and Ichirou can hate all they want, but the pictures in this thread speak for themselves. That lil' emo lookin' red headed beaner is out of her league.

oh no, OH NO!  .... U HARD SON!  That's how we do in NY.  Holla!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Solo on April 28, 2007, 06:38:13 AM
Honestly no one here has much taste outside of Solo.

Lies.  TVC, Drinky Crow, Willco and I all have excellent taste.

Agreed. And since I'll be only posting like once a day until May 11th, its up to you guys to lock it up.!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Mupepe on April 28, 2007, 06:42:34 AM
Beezy: hee haw!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 11:02:10 AM
I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 28, 2007, 11:38:22 AM
I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.
Are you hispanic?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 12:02:04 PM
I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.
Are you hispanic?

No, I'm white. When I said "over" I meant "on top of" and when I said "nappy headed ho" I meant "blasian."
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Ichirou on April 28, 2007, 12:14:43 PM
I prefer the red-headed girl over the nappy headed ho.
Are you hispanic?

No, I'm white. When I said "over" I meant "on top of" and when I said "nappy headed ho" I meant "blasian."

You mean, sexing...each other?  On videotape?  I could get behind that idea.  And when I say "get behind", I mean the thought gives me an erection, and I want to get behind the camera and tape all the action before becoming an Ichirou sandwich between Dulce Maria and Beezy's blasian chick.  :-*
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: FatalT on April 28, 2007, 12:16:32 PM
It's great to see that no matter what preference in women we have, we can all rally behind hot lesbian sex. SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on this board think they're a movie critic?
Post by: Beezy on April 28, 2007, 01:49:56 PM
It's great to see that no matter what preference in women we have, we can all rally behind hot lesbian sex. SCISSOR ME TIMBERS!
:lol