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Title: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2007, 02:27:55 AM
... he drinks Pabst's Blue Ribbon.  He might as well drink piss in a can.  It's awfully watered down for beer and it tastes like crap - even for cheap beer.  He was my hero. :'(
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2007, 02:29:51 AM
Frank Booth would fuck you right in your jewpucker for such blasphemy. He was more of a man than all of your ladyboys in tights combined.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: TVC15 on April 27, 2007, 02:30:10 AM
... he drinks Pabst's Blue Ribbon.  He might as well drink piss in a can.  It's awfully watered down for beer and it tastes like crap - even for cheap beer.  He was my hero. :'(

Oh, don't be so hard on him.  That's what poor people have to drink, sometimes.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2007, 02:30:53 AM
Don't bring up TVC fanboy infatuations in a thread where I call out one of the premiere alcohol drinkers in all of the Internets!
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: max_cool on April 27, 2007, 02:48:57 AM
Leave the PBR out of it!

Sure scotch, a good whiskey, and even a good rum are preferable. but when I want to relax a 6 of PBR is about as good as it gets.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2007, 02:53:51 AM
Pfft.  I'll drink whatever I can get my hands on.  Lately I've been hitting on this old fave:

(http://www.notwriting.com/images/old_granddad.jpg)
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2007, 03:34:56 AM
Pfft.  I'll drink whatever I can get my hands on.  Lately I've been hitting on this old fave:

(http://www.notwriting.com/images/old_granddad.jpg)

I'll give you credit where credit is earned, but Pabst is slightly worse than Tecate.  And that's saying something.  Illegals don't even like to drink Tecate.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: BobbyRobby on April 27, 2007, 02:54:44 PM
I wish they had kegs of Pabst near me.  It was all I drank before getting a kegerator.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: TVC15 on April 27, 2007, 03:01:53 PM
I don't think drinking Pabst is trendy any more.  There have been like 3 ironic trendy shit beers since the PBR fad.

I stand by my original comment:  Sometimes you don't have a lot of money, but you need a lot of beer.  Hence, Pabst.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Robo on April 27, 2007, 03:07:13 PM
I don't think Pabst is any cheaper than MBL or Natural Light here-- both of which taste a good deal better.  Actually, I hardly taste a difference between MBL and Miller Lite, although it's like comparing horse piss to pony piss.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2007, 03:11:51 PM
I don't think drinking Pabst is trendy any more.  There have been like 3 ironic trendy shit beers since the PBR fad.

I stand by my original comment:  Sometimes you don't have a lot of money, but you need a lot of beer.  Hence, Pabst.


Yup.  I'm a creature of habit, too, and I've been drinking the Pabst for about 10 years now.  Also since it was/is trendy, a lot bars will stock tallboys/24 oz. cans/pitchers for super cheap.  Since I no longer live in Athens and can't get $6.50 pitchers of Newcastle to drink by myself, I roll with the Pabst.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 27, 2007, 03:15:40 PM
When I was drinking this daily, I knew it was time to step my booze game up:

(http://worldofwonder.net/images/cisco.jpg) (love the joint)

I lived in North Park, it was expected.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: TVC15 on April 27, 2007, 03:24:15 PM
Is that a bottle of sweet and sour sauce?
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 27, 2007, 03:33:04 PM
Fuck you my man, I've never been no damn hobo! I just enjoyed a cheap buzz. Plus, "liquid crack"? Who can say no??

Nowadays this is what I enjoy:

(http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/1315.jpg)
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 03:37:38 PM
(http://www.beerhaikudaily.com/images/corona1.jpg) + (http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/fruit/images/lime.jpg)

ftw
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Lonestar on April 27, 2007, 03:39:13 PM
(http://www.beerhaikudaily.com/images/corona1.jpg) + (http://www.wegmans.com/kitchen/ingredients/produce/fruit/images/lime.jpg)

ftw

+1

Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 27, 2007, 03:51:12 PM
Mmm Coronas.

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/36/85515857_f454a2397d.jpg)
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 27, 2007, 05:16:40 PM
Coronas are icky.

If I want a beer like that I go for a Pacifico Clara. Perfect summer beer and I can drink it like water.

Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 27, 2007, 06:34:16 PM
negra modelo :D
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 06:39:18 PM
When I want to drink bread I'll just pop a loaf in a food processor and add some milk or something.  That whole "wheat brewed with a bulk of delicious ash" just doesn't do it for me.












and yes, that means Guinness can fuck off, too.
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 06:45:15 PM
When I want to drink bread I'll just pop a loaf in a food processor and add some milk or something.  That whole "wheat brewed with a bulk of delicious ash" just doesn't do it for me.





and yes, that means Guinness can fuck off, too.
:bow :bow :bow

I do it old school.  either corona's with lime and salt or a budweiser.

or when I'm feeling giddy, apple cider woodchuck  :bow
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: max_cool on April 27, 2007, 06:45:19 PM
Corona  :yuck I've just had to much of it. Maybe it's a Phoenix thing but when it's a BYOB event, about 80% of people bring coronoa; the bars have placed big bowls of lime strategically for all the coronoa drinkers because there are a lot of em, and it's just... bleh. I would rather drink PBR, and despite my love for it I know it's a shitty beer. 
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Mupepe on April 27, 2007, 06:55:02 PM
Have you ever had a REAL corona?  Corona Familiar.  Fucking awesome.  It's the caguama version in Mexico. 

(http://www.riverviewendo.com.au/beer/CoronaFamiliar.jpg)
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Cyanista on April 27, 2007, 07:08:36 PM
No, omg.  I only went to Mexico once and it was really too stressful for me get serious about drinking.  I think I had a couple budweisers (lol going to tijuana for bud) and then fled back to the states.

NO I DON'T WANT UR CHICLE SORRY :(
Title: Re: I've become disillusioned with Triumph's drinking skills after I learned...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 27, 2007, 07:10:01 PM
Oh man, the chicle kids on the way back to the border are fuck depressing, total.

Until you get sick of the little fuckers and you just pick 'em up and punt them, futbol stylee