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Title: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:05:11 AM
definitely sizemore

what are your opinions?
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2007, 01:06:43 AM
It's hard to beat the original Pam and Tommy Lee tape.  That was the first major one, and it was an internet phenomenon.  It may not be the best, but it holds a special place in my heart.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: drohne on April 29, 2007, 01:07:12 AM
there was some czech singer or something. actually who knows if she was czech. doesn't matter who she was. she had a hot sextape.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ecrofirt on April 29, 2007, 01:07:41 AM
It's hard to beat the original Pam and Tommy Lee tape.  That was the first major one, and it was an internet phenomenon.  It may not be the best, but it holds a special place in my heart.
You know, I've STILL never seen that.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2007, 01:08:53 AM
You guys suck

Kim Kardashian sex tape with Ray J. He almost ruined it with his absolutely stupid posturing, but she's hot enough to make me forget his dumb ass
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Powerslave on April 29, 2007, 01:09:53 AM
Confession: I have never seen a celeb sex video in my life.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on April 29, 2007, 01:10:21 AM
They all suck, usually.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 01:11:23 AM
Yeah none of the sex tapes i've seen have been good. Remember one night in Chyna?
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on April 29, 2007, 01:13:10 AM
Yeah none of the sex tapes i've seen have been good. Remember one night in Chyna?

No, thank Xenu.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:14:00 AM
no one likes the Sizemore tape?  it's brilliant
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 01:15:39 AM
The bj in One Night in Paris is pretty good.  I like that tape just because it's so humiliating to Paris Hilton.

Kim Kardashian Superstar is great, she's super hot, but Ray J's penis looks like a disgusting veiny turd.

I stayed far, far away from One Night in Chyna.

The Keeley Hazell sex tape is a waste of time, though it was nice to see Keeley's underparts, after having seen her boobs so often.

The Colin Farrell sex tape sucks.  The Fred Durst sex tape sucks.  The Pam and Tommy sex tape sucks.  There was another girl from Baywatch that had her sex tape released online, that one sucked too.

I've never seen the Sizemore tape.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Bacon on April 29, 2007, 01:15:51 AM
Pam and Tommy cause it's a classic. Or the Severina Vučković just because she is a filthy girl and the guy eats champagne out of her ass.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2007, 01:16:21 AM
no one likes the Sizemore tape?  it's brilliant
The only Sizemore tape PD faps to is Forest Gump.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 01:16:28 AM
Wait i take it back the Screech one was fucking hilarious. That was funny, I do now wonder what the fuck group he was a part of. That secret group with the point system rocks.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2007, 01:24:30 AM
Hilton.  I think crack whores are sexy.  Espacilly the promo for the exposed tapes where she says "I get fucked in the butt for coke", so hawt. 
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:26:26 AM
THERE'S A SCREECH SEX TAPE????

anyways, the sizemore one is incredible.  he spends like 50 percent of the time eating this girls asshole, 30 percent trying to get his dick hard and 20 percent snorting coke.  it's incredible.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2007, 01:27:33 AM
The Screech sex tape doesn't count since he did that on purpose, after hyping it up and promoting it, and it is apparently filled with jokes.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:28:13 AM
The Screech sex tape doesn't count since he did that on purpose, after hyping it up and promoting it, and it is apparently filled with jokes.
wtf?  he hyped and promoted his own sex tape?  wtf?
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 01:30:53 AM
HAHA, it has to be seen for the funny in it. But he's like part of some club and thats what got me. Funny stuff though, even if faked.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 01:31:01 AM
The Screech sex tape doesn't count since he did that on purpose, after hyping it up and promoting it, and it is apparently filled with jokes.
wtf?  he hyped and promoted his own sex tape?  wtf?

He was broke and needed money, so he intentionally created and "leaked" his own tape, then pretended to be shocked and revolted that it had come out.  It was all part of a moneymaking scheme, some people theorize it isn't even him in the sex parts of the tape.  Fuckin' Screech.
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Post by: Bacon on April 29, 2007, 01:31:39 AM
Yeah, Screech his poor. His cock wasn't even big either, which is what all the hype was about.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:32:34 AM
wtf?

didn't he also start a fundraiser or some shit so they wouldn't foreclose on his house?
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2007, 01:33:18 AM
He's poor? I know he's on the VH1 weight losing show, but what about royalties from Saved by the Bell? I didn't expect him to be rolling in dough, but poor? Maybe he just wasted all his money though
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Melissa on April 29, 2007, 01:34:28 AM
Kim Kardashian sex tape

Kim Kardashian initially tried to stop the release of this tape.  Her and the studio evetually worked out a release deal, minus the scat play.

THERE'S A SCREECH SEX TAPE????
Get it quick: http://www.dirty-sanchez.com/screech/ (http://www.dirty-sanchez.com/screech/)

The tape is a fake.  The entire thing was planned and the "secret club" was Screech insinuating that he and the other guys on Saved by the Bell has a club where they trade videos of girls they've been with using their star power.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:35:45 AM
holy shit Melissa

thanks :bow :bow
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 01:36:05 AM
wait there was scat play in that video?  :lol :lol :lol or just anal?
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Melissa on April 29, 2007, 01:36:45 AM
wait there was scat play in that video?  :lol :lol :lol or just anal?
They were playing with shit and she was going to sick lawyers on the studio if it ever saw the light of day.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 01:37:03 AM
I heard that the water sports is what got cut out of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.  Ray J peed on her.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 01:37:33 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol Either way what a whore.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:38:23 AM
wait there was scat play in that video?  :lol :lol :lol or just anal?
They were playing with shit and she was going to sick lawyers on the studio if it ever saw the light of day.
that's incredible :lol
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:39:09 AM
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/kim-kardashian-teen-vogue-young-hollywood-party-Vu5qmt.jpg)
HOLY FUCKING CRAP

i've never heard of this woman before, but holy fucking crap!
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Melissa on April 29, 2007, 01:39:37 AM
I heard that the water sports is what got cut out of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.  Ray J peed on her.

There may have been some of that too.  A friend of mind works for Vivid Corporate.  I'll get the full story next time I talk to her.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 01:40:42 AM
I heard that the water sports is what got cut out of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.  Ray J peed on her.

There may have been some of that too.  A friend of mind works for Vivid Corporate.  I'll get the full story next time I talk to her.

Get us some free porn too please.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 01:41:12 AM
Kim Kardashian has the most orgasmic voice ever, too.  There's one part of the tape where she's going "unF, BABY - I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD UNTIL YOU CUUUM!" She sounded SO HOT.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Shuri on April 29, 2007, 01:41:18 AM
the one with that euro chick from two years ago, she was czech or something. It was shot in a boat cabin and she was with some dude that looked like how Gerard Depardieu looked back in the '70 when he was quite gentleman looking. 20 minutes of awesome real sex where both were really enjoying it and the camera was super clean and well placed.

I remember that there was a 'Lina' in her name.

The Colin Farrel one is hilarious because he keeps saying FUCK YEAH  and he has a penis that about as long as my middle finger. I remember watching it at a party with a bunch of friends (some guy had it on his laptop in his car and the subject came up and he just showed it on a tv), it was so hilariously terrible, all the chicks were laughing at how small he was.

Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 01:42:14 AM
wait, so she fucked ray j?  fuck, throw her back to beezy then. 

and who is this czech girl everyone is talking about?  from the way shuri describes it, i must see it.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2007, 01:42:33 AM
Kim Kardashian has the most orgasmic voice ever, too.  There's one part of the tape where she's going "unF, BABY - I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD UNTIL YOU CUUUM!" She sounded SO HOT.

Whether she was faking it or not I couldn't help but go omg. Sooo hot
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Beezy on April 29, 2007, 01:45:21 AM
Kim Kardashian has the most orgasmic voice ever, too.  There's one part of the tape where she's going "unF, BABY - I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD UNTIL YOU CUUUM!" She sounded SO HOT.
I was trying to keep my cool since I was watching it with a female friend (she showed it to me cause she thought it was funny), but that part made me hard instantly. :lol

Mupepe, I'd fuck her any day as long as she isn't diseased like her friend.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Melissa on April 29, 2007, 01:47:21 AM
I think trashy celeb sex tapes are classic trainwreck entertainment.  Here's a page with most of the classics:

http://movies.myfreepaysite.com/content/celebmovies.html (http://movies.myfreepaysite.com/content/celebmovies.html)

It may need a login/pass, but the signup is free and just requires a valid email (that I'm sure will get sold to 5 billion spammers).
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 01:47:27 AM
Kim Kardashian has the most orgasmic voice ever, too.  There's one part of the tape where she's going "unF, BABY - I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD UNTIL YOU CUUUM!" She sounded SO HOT.
I was trying to keep my cool since I was watching it with a female friend (she showed it to me cause she thought it was funny), but that part made me hard instantly. :lol

Mupepe, I'd fuck her any day as long as she isn't diseased like her friend.

I bet you could, too.  Her black fetish is as strong as your blasian fetish.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Beezy on April 29, 2007, 01:49:43 AM
 :hyper
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 29, 2007, 01:50:17 AM
I think trashy celeb sex tapes are classic trainwreck entertainment.  Here's a page with most of the classics:

http://movies.myfreepaysite.com/content/celebmovies.html (http://movies.myfreepaysite.com/content/celebmovies.html)

It may need a login/pass, but the signup is free and just requires a valid email (that I'm sure will get sold to 5 billion spammers).

Ha, it has the Jaimee Foxworth sex tape. I remember searching for that a long time ago and finally finding it. Damn Lex really busted her open.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: bluemax on April 29, 2007, 01:57:52 AM
Kim Kardashian's tape sucks, she never takes her bra off.

I think the Euro popstar one Drohne brought up was by far the hottest one. Most of them I watch for the comedy.

The Keeley Hazell tape was a major let down.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Shuri on April 29, 2007, 01:59:11 AM
the czech chick i was talking about is everina Vuckovic
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: bluemax on April 29, 2007, 02:01:37 AM
the czech chick i was talking about is everina Vuckovic

http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi/news.pl?t=10

Severina.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 02:16:29 AM
Kim Kardashian's tape sucks, she never takes her bra off.

I think the Euro popstar one Drohne brought up was by far the hottest one. Most of them I watch for the comedy.

The Keeley Hazell tape was a major let down.

She doesn't take off the bra but she shows off her nipples in one scene.  Good enough.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 02:17:18 AM
you guys are fucking pervs
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Ichirou on April 29, 2007, 02:18:22 AM
We are fucking pervs

Fixed for truth. ;)
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Beezy on April 29, 2007, 02:28:42 AM
you guys are fucking pervs
I didn't even wanna watch the Kim Kardashian sex tape! I had no desire to see Ray J's bitch ass naked.
Title: Re: best celeb sex tape
Post by: Bacon on April 29, 2007, 02:31:55 AM
Kim Kardashian sounded like a fake ass bitch in her tape.