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Title: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2007, 02:25:33 PM
Which, given how much I weigh, is quite the accomplishment.

Ok, I started drinking around noon yesterday.  I had about 2-3 beers per hour, ended up drinking I'd say 18-20 beers from noon to around 8 or so.  Then I went out for a friend's birthday party- got there around 9:30 or so.  From that point on I drank about 3 beers and a mixed drink or four in about 2 hours, then we went to another bar where I drank about six more beers.

This morning I woke up and for some reason my mattress was on the floor off of my boxspring.  I have a massive headache and it feels like my stomach is blowing itself up.  Also, my car isn't at my house.  I didn't drive last night, either, so that's a new one.  My roommate might be borrowing it but he's not answering the phone. 

In summation, I'm going to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 29, 2007, 02:27:52 PM
jesus dude, now i want a grilled cheese sandwich

:bow :bow :bow

even i could not survive such a feat. 20-30 brews? :bow
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2007, 02:30:16 PM

Were these Yank beers? If so you have to put an asterisk in there.

I hate drinking anything close to that in beers because I'm taking a piss every half hour.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2007, 02:45:35 PM

Were these Yank beers? If so you have to put an asterisk in there.

I hate drinking anything close to that in beers because I'm taking a piss every half hour.

Yeah, I just got an email from a friend laughing and telling me I pissed in a sink at a bar because there were no open urinals.

I know 12 of the beers were Dale's Pale Ale from a micro brewery in Colorado, so those were good.  And I drank some Bass at the poker game as well.  Oh, I forgot to mention that I somehow managed to win $60 in a poker game yesterday despite my rampant intoxication.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 29, 2007, 02:56:17 PM
JESUS BOOTS!!!!  :bow :bow
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2007, 03:03:59 PM

Were these Yank beers? If so you have to put an asterisk in there.

I hate drinking anything close to that in beers because I'm taking a piss every half hour.

Yeah, I just got an email from a friend laughing and telling me I pissed in a sink at a bar because there were no open urinals.

I know 12 of the beers were Dale's Pale Ale from a micro brewery in Colorado, so those were good.  And I drank some Bass at the poker game as well.  Oh, I forgot to mention that I somehow managed to win $60 in a poker game yesterday despite my rampant intoxication.
I once won a poker game while downing a dozen shots of whisky during the game. During the last hand I pretended to be disappointed with the flop and the guy, thinking I was too out of it to control my emotional reactions, went all in and I quickly called with trip Aces (or something like that... I can't remember).
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: BobbyRobby on April 29, 2007, 04:22:18 PM
The most I ever drank without puking was 27 or 28 beers.  It's weird because I've drunk far less than that and have gotten much worse.  I must've eaten a lot.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 29, 2007, 04:36:22 PM
thats a lot of beers, gonna be some weight problems for a couple weeks
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Bloodwake on April 29, 2007, 07:57:48 PM
 :lol

Wow. Triumph, you've reached new levels of alcoholism. Congrats.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: enjoy bell woods on April 29, 2007, 08:50:52 PM
What a badass.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 29, 2007, 09:01:43 PM
What a badass.

Don't you have bad music to listen to in an overly earnest fashion?
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 09:46:16 PM
my only feat was 8 Coronas and 2 Mixed drinks :rofl and 8 Coronas was enough to make me HATE it
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 10:04:13 PM
:rofl

Triumph you are a god. Dude you're going to blow up one day from this shit.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: pollo on April 29, 2007, 10:20:25 PM
thats fucking disgusting.

I need 4 beers to get me good. Anymore then I'm a blast to hang around
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 10:47:46 PM
i think the most i've ever downed was 19 in about two and a half hours.  i had a VERY shitty day.  i ended up throwing the 20th beer through some random car window in a parking lot.  horrible night
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Van Cruncheon on April 29, 2007, 10:59:56 PM
i am going to finish off this six pack of st. pauli girl tonight.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: Mupepe on April 29, 2007, 11:01:33 PM
then i can get working on your six pack  :-*
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: pollo on April 29, 2007, 11:16:46 PM
After spending the whole semester interviewing and researching the Boston Beer Company for my Organizational Behavior class, I'm now quite partial to the Sam Adams brand - particularly their Brown Ale. Some good shit.
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 11:24:49 PM
Sam Adams :bow
Title: Re: I think I drank my weight yesterday
Post by: xnikki118x on April 30, 2007, 01:32:45 AM
I bought a pint of Everclear in Virginia this weekend. It's illegal in Pennsylvania so I can't buy it here.

I mixed a bit of it with a bottle of Snapple Apple and it was GREAT.