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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 04:47:42 PM

Title: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 04:47:42 PM
They were like,"What did you think of the Virginia Tech massacre? Don't you think that today, people are more violent? Would you like to read this scripture?"

I played along with them because one of them was HOT. She was like,"If you don't mind I can come back later and we can talk :)" and I said,"Sure thing!" forgetting she was a Jehovah Witness.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2007, 04:50:14 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

I once talked to an old Irish JW because I liked his accent. 
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Vizzys on April 29, 2007, 04:50:22 PM
Haha

THEY GOT YOU NOW BOY
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 04:51:44 PM
Is there someway I can get her number despite her witnessing. Maybe there's a loop hole some where and I can get some tail.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2007, 04:54:07 PM
Selling 'Watchtowers' with her snatchpowers!
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 04:58:18 PM
Selling 'Watchtowers' with her snatchpowers!

As well as Awake!
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 29, 2007, 05:01:05 PM
Selling 'Watchtowers' with her snatchpowers!

As well as Awake!
Was your snake awaken?
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 05:01:33 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2007, 05:11:55 PM
I really hope you get her number.  I want to see is she sleeps with you or tryes to preach. 


Is she black? 
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Beezy on April 29, 2007, 05:18:49 PM
Church girls are freaks. You know what to do Himuro.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 05:37:20 PM
Do NOT get with a Jehovah's Witness girl Himumu! I mean, Catholic girls are fine...maybe Pentecostal (MAYBE) but Jehovah's Witness girls are very rabid about their faith. BELIEVE ME
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
This is why I never answer the door.  :lol If someone is ringing the doorbell I wasn't expecting or inviting it is someone I likely would not want to talk to.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 05:55:44 PM
Whats even funnier is that Himumumu's local Jehovah's Witness sect is trying to bait young distinguished black males with subtle promises of sin filled sex.

Dem legs ain't openin till ya'lls get married
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 06:15:57 PM
Whats even funnier is that Himumumu's local Jehovah's Witness sect is trying to bait young distinguished black males with subtle promises of sin filled sex.

Dem legs ain't openin till ya'lls get married

Fuck that then.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:17:01 PM
Whats even funnier is that Himumumu's local Jehovah's Witness sect is trying to bait young distinguished black males with subtle promises of sin filled sex.

Dem legs ain't openin till ya'lls get married

Fuck that then.
was the girl white? If you think a conservative religious white girl will go out with a black guy then your insane!
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 06:17:38 PM
She was black. Had a Beyonce like skin tone. Petite, but yummy.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2007, 06:18:45 PM
Petite?  I though you only went for the chubby ones.   :lol
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:19:36 PM
which is it, mormons or jehova's witnesses that believe native americans and black people have darker skin because they rejected jesus after he did a little trip around the world after dying?
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 06:22:32 PM
Petite?  I though you only went for the chubby ones.   :lol

Um no.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 29, 2007, 06:23:31 PM
Petite?  I though you only went for the chubby ones.   :lol

Um no.
well then  :-*
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 29, 2007, 06:28:23 PM
which is it, mormons or jehova's witnesses that believe native americans and black people have darker skin because they rejected jesus after he did a little trip around the world after dying?

:rofl

That sound like a Mormon belief
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:28:55 PM
which is it, mormons or jehova's witnesses that believe native americans and black people have darker skin because they rejected jesus after he did a little trip around the world after dying?

:rofl

That sound like a Mormon belief
yeah I checked, its mormon
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: TVC15 on April 29, 2007, 06:30:28 PM
I smell a new Himumu comic.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 06:37:04 PM
I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.

Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Cheebs on April 29, 2007, 06:37:35 PM
I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.


a fat vagina?
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Himu on April 29, 2007, 06:39:29 PM
I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.


a fat vagina?

No. Some hips. Some ass.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: Beezy on April 29, 2007, 06:39:41 PM
I don't mind petite at all as long as they have ass and some weight to their lower area.



Or as long as they're Amerie. I'm not even a leg man and I love hers.
Title: Re: I just got a visit from some Jehovah witnesses
Post by: xnikki118x on April 30, 2007, 01:28:20 AM
You should be like "oh I'm sorry, I just donated blood to save my friend and I'm very weak, we should continue this another time."

She'll be so freaked out that you actually donated blood that she'll leave you alone. Hopefully.