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General => Dysfunctional Hall of Fame => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:41:56 PM

Title: Phoenix Dark Tries to Prank Us, Justice Is Served Promptly
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:41:56 PM: Well, the experiment is finally finished. Allow me to explain.

For five years now, I've been conducting an experiment of sorts. Consider it a kind of field study in Sociology. The question was, could a relatively normal woman masquerade successfully on-line as a guy for five years, and fool all of the people all of the time? The answer, as I suppose is obvious to you now, is yes. The "Phoenix Dark" that has been presented to you for the last few years does not exist, save in my head.

In April of 2002 I thought up the idea. At the time I was taking both sociology and psychology in high school. Specifically, in sociology, we were studying differences in gender and race, with "Black Like Me" used as one of our sources for attempting to understand the ideas that fomented at the basis of racism. I started observing how the males in the class behaved in contrast to both myself and other females in the school, and decided that while I couldn't exactly do what John Howard Griffin had done and cross-dress my way through life, I could do something similar on-line. Could I, an 18-year old female, convince the rest of the world that I was, in fact, a man?

I told my Sociology teacher about the idea for such an experiment and she was intrigued by the idea. I told her I'd try it out for the remainder of the school year (two months at that point) and report my findings to her at the end of the semester, along with copies of chat logs and other events to show how I had gone about portraying myself in this other persona.

The two months went by much faster than I thought, but at the end of the school year, I collected all my information together and was able to turn in an 8-page report and give a four minute speech to the rest of the class concerning my findings; at this time I also revealed to my classmates that "PhoenixDark", guy whom had been talking to them on-line during that period, was in fact myself. Without fail, I had managed to convince everyone I had come into contact with on-line that I was male. I received an A+ on both the report and presentation.

After class, my Sociology teacher asked me to stay afterwards. She told me this kind of thing was exactly what people in the real world do when they attempt to learn about another kind of society: they do their best to become those they wish to study; this of course is referred to as ethnography. She couldn't assign it to me, obviously, as I would be graduating from high school, but she asked me to consider continuing the charade. Two months of such a deception is relatively easy to maintain, after all. But what about a full year? Two years? Five? Was it possible to carry out such an experiment for so long? And if so, what would the result be?

I decided over the course of the summer that I would see how long I could go, and after three years I would look back and correlate all the information I had kept to see what all it was possible to learn from such an undertaking. As it turns out, I kept it going for another two years, simply because I was having too much fun and was learning more and more and more.

Five years, however, is long enough. So the lie ends tonight.

For those of you who feel I have violated your trust, I realize apologies are in order. You have been lied to, misled, and misinformed every step of the way. I don't expect you to understand why this was done now, but it is my hope that in a few years' time, you will understand why it was necessary for me to proceed. I've learned an amazing amount of information over the last decade, and I hope the academic world will be interested in reading it an analyzing it. Names and faces will be changed to protect the innocent, of course, so don't worry. Your personal lives will always remain yours alone.

In January, I queried such publications as Psychology Today with the question of whether or not they would be interested in reading the results of this personal undertaking. To date, I have received three replies, all from reputable journals, stating that they would be very interested in articles describing this journey I took. I suspect that they will begin to appear no later than June or July; it will take some time to collect my notes and work out just how to approach such an article or series of articles.

I wanted to thank you all for participating (albeit unknowingly) in this study. What I have learned is utterly invaluable and may one day prove as insightful to readers as "Black Like Me" was when it was first published in 1964.

Most of you will have words for me. You might feel hurt and angry. I understand all of it, and in some ways, I deserve every negative emotion you will heap on me. I considered this very, very hard before I came to this choice to end the charade. A lie always hurts worse than the truth the longer the lie is perpetuated. I think ten years is enough, and it is time for the mask to come off. I prayed a lot about this, and I hope you will be willing to forgive me. Until then I would like to go through with the meeting with Cheebs (Jacob) this week, if he still wants to. While some of you may feel "hurt", I would anticipate that most of you will feel that this is nothing more than a joke. Meeting Cheebs this week will be the first step in proving that this is indeed real. Until then I hope we can have a constructive discussion about this situation, and not jump to crude conclusions until I provide the rest of my information.

Gaia bless.

Michelle
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:43:01 PM: liar. I seen your account at emich posting on emich clubs.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:43:07 PM: Bullshit, you called my voice mail.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 01:43:17 PM: WHAT THE FUCK
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:44:03 PM: Quote from: Himuro on April 30, 2007, 01:43:17 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
I seen a MAURICE COOKS post on emich clubs, PD's own email. And we heard his voice. He is lying.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:44:44 PM: This is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Is everyone on the internet completely fucking insane?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:45:19 PM: Maurice Cooks does exist, which of course is the brilliance of it all.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:45:27 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:44:44 PM
This is fucking distinguished mentally-challenged. Is everyone on the internet completely fucking insane?
he could have at least made up a secret that wasn't proven false ages ago.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: MrAngryFace on April 30, 2007, 01:45:36 PM: Someone condense this, too long.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:45:52 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:45:57 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:45:19 PM
Maurice Cooks does exist, which of course is the brilliance of it all.
who left the voice mail then? Call my cell. Right now. WITH A WOMENS VOICE.
Edit: cell is dead, call someone else here then
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:12 PM: Quote from: MrAngryFace on April 30, 2007, 01:45:36 PM
Someone condense this, too long.

PD is a woman, baby.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Beezy on April 30, 2007, 01:46:17 PM: You're a fucking liar. :lol :lol :lol

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Are you blasian? :-*
[close]
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM: Post a pic, PD.

This does explain a lot, you guys. PD always came across as sort of a cartoon of an oversexed teenager. I always figured he was either a joke character or exaggerating for humorous effect, but this would explain things perfectly. :rofl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Beezy on April 30, 2007, 01:47:14 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Post a pic, PD.

He's vampgirl. :lol
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:47:30 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:45:19 PM
Maurice Cooks does exist, which of course is the brilliance of it all.
who left the voice mail then? Call my cell. Right now. WITH A WOMENS VOICE.

Maurice left them, which should be obvious.

Do you see why our meeting is so important?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 01:47:39 PM: Quote from: Beezy on April 30, 2007, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Post a pic, PD.

He's vampgirl. :lol

:rofl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 01:48:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:47:30 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:45:57 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:45:19 PM
Maurice Cooks does exist, which of course is the brilliance of it all.
who left the voice mail then? Call my cell. Right now. WITH A WOMENS VOICE.

Maurice left them, which should be obvious.

Do you see why our meeting is so important?

So is Maurice your bf
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:48:20 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Post a pic, PD.

This does explain a lot, you guys. PD always came across as sort of a cartoon of an oversexed teenager. I always figured he was either a joke character or exaggerating for humorous effect, but this would explain things perfectly. :rofl

Thanks for solving the mystery, Geraldo
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:48:39 PM: you have the home phone. Call with a womens voice. RIGHT NOW. If I pick up and its not a girl then you can never meet me.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Beezy on April 30, 2007, 01:49:31 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Post a pic, PD.

This does explain a lot, you guys. PD always came across as sort of a cartoon of an oversexed teenager. I always figured he was either a joke character or exaggerating for humorous effect, but this would explain things perfectly. :rofl

Thanks for solving the mystery, Geraldo
:rofl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:49:45 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Post a pic, PD.

This does explain a lot, you guys. PD always came across as sort of a cartoon of an oversexed teenager. I always figured he was either a joke character or exaggerating for humorous effect, but this would explain things perfectly. :rofl

Thanks for solving the mystery, Geraldo

I posted a thread just a few days ago about PD being a joke character, dumbass.

Also, Michelle PM'ed me the secret before any of you. I'm special. :-*
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:50:23 PM: Prove it PD. Call my home number right now as Michelle.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:50:58 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:48:39 PM
you have the home phone. Call with a womens voice. RIGHT NOW. If I pick up and its not a girl then you can never meet me.

Cute. It looks like the ball is in my court right now. I will confirm this story to you personally this week. After that I will post pics and chat logs to create a timeline.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 01:51:08 PM: Michelle :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 30, 2007, 01:51:17 PM: no MAN, gay or straight would dislike Unforgiven.

Makes perfect sense, really.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:51:32 PM: Michelle can't call you 'cuz right now she's talking to me via Skype. :-*
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:51:41 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:50:58 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:48:39 PM
you have the home phone. Call with a womens voice. RIGHT NOW. If I pick up and its not a girl then you can never meet me.

Cute. It looks like the ball is in my court right now. I will confirm this story to you personally this week. After that I will post pics and chat logs to create a timeline.
prove to me your a female first.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 01:51:51 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:49:45 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:48:20 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:46:49 PM
Post a pic, PD.

This does explain a lot, you guys. PD always came across as sort of a cartoon of an oversexed teenager. I always figured he was either a joke character or exaggerating for humorous effect, but this would explain things perfectly. :rofl

Thanks for solving the mystery, Geraldo

I posted a thread just a few days ago about PD being a joke character, dumbass.

Also, Michelle PM'ed me the secret before any of you. I'm special. :-*

I've known since yesterday.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:52:25 PM: PD I am going to call your cell ok? It better be a women answering. Or the meeting will never happen.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:52:40 PM: Yeah, well, she PM'ed me a month ago. I've just been pretending this whole time.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: demi on April 30, 2007, 01:52:54 PM: Wow, what a dud. I talked to you, PD, this is distinguished mentally-challenged. Delete this crud.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 30, 2007, 01:52:58 PM: ::)
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 01:52:58 PM: I am shocked that pd didn't send me the secret. I thought we were buds. Fuck her then.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cyanista on April 30, 2007, 01:53:17 PM: How to make the internet think you're a man: be on the internet. I bet your article is riveting.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 01:53:22 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:52:25 PM
PD I am going to call your cell ok? It better be a women answering. Or the meeting will never happen.

PD the ball is in your court now. No excuses.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:53:27 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:51:41 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:50:58 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 01:48:39 PM
you have the home phone. Call with a womens voice. RIGHT NOW. If I pick up and its not a girl then you can never meet me.

Cute. It looks like the ball is in my court right now. I will confirm this story to you personally this week. After that I will post pics and chat logs to create a timeline.
prove to me your a female first.

That's not apart of the plan. Meet me, as you promised. That should be able to confirm this
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:53:49 PM: Quote from: demi on April 30, 2007, 01:52:54 PM
Wow, what a dud. I talked to you, PD, this is distinguished mentally-challenged. Delete this crud.

You talked to her brother Maurice.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 01:54:00 PM: I'll call
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2007, 01:54:12 PM: That's it.

I quit the internets.*
I'm serious.+

*not including porn
+last post ever
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 01:54:17 PM: You said you had evidence PD!
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2007, 01:54:29 PM: Buuuuulllllshit. You're still a white republican male until proven otherwise.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:54:54 PM: Michelle's calling Cheebs now, the whole truth will be known soon.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 01:55:14 PM: umm...I have talked to PD on the phone, and it was definitely a guy.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: demi on April 30, 2007, 01:55:29 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:53:49 PM
Quote from: demi on April 30, 2007, 01:52:54 PM
Wow, what a dud. I talked to you, PD, this is distinguished mentally-challenged. Delete this crud.

You talked to her brother Maurice.

Um, no. We talked about cloudwalking and such. This is stupid. You should all be banned.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2007, 01:55:55 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:54:54 PM
Michelle's calling Cheebs now, the whole truth will be known soon.

No it won't, because PD and Cheebs are the same fucking person.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:56:18 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 01:43:07 PM
Bullshit, you called my voice mail.

Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 01:55:14 PM
umm...I have talked to PD on the phone, and it was definitely a guy.

Late breaking development!
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:56:25 PM: Quote from: demi on April 30, 2007, 01:55:29 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:53:49 PM
Quote from: demi on April 30, 2007, 01:52:54 PM
Wow, what a dud. I talked to you, PD, this is distinguished mentally-challenged. Delete this crud.

You talked to her brother Maurice.

Um, no. We talked about cloudwalking and such. This is stupid. You should all be banned.

He's been helping her with the project for a while now. Sometimes he posts as PD.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2007, 01:57:41 PM: If there's not a picture of a woman posted with various signs relating to EB soon I say we ban this lying filth.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:59:37 PM: Michelle doesn't have a digital camera.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 01:59:48 PM: April Fool's Day is at the START of the month PD, not the end. :P
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 01:59:54 PM: I think the whole notion that serious publications would be interested in buying a story about a chick pretending to be a dude on the internet really silly. Yes, I am sure they are frothing for *that* story.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:00:04 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:59:37 PM
Michelle doesn't have a digital camera.
How convenient.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:00:37 PM: It's an ongoing five year social experiment. It's going to be really interested once it's published, believe you me.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2007, 02:00:57 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 01:59:37 PM
Michelle doesn't have a digital camera.

You're not credible on this issue and no one is buying it.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM: Yea really, STFU Ichirou :lol
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 02:01:24 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
It's an ongoing five year social experiment. It's going to be really interested once it's published, believe you me.

Um, have you ever read Psychology today? They cover relevant stories.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:01:43 PM: PD pm me your cell number! I want to see if you are a girl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 30, 2007, 02:01:55 PM: Ongoing experiment of social distinguished mentally-challenged.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:02:40 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 02:01:24 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
It's an ongoing five year social experiment. It's going to be really interested once it's published, believe you me.

Um, have you ever read Psychology today? They cover relevant stories.

I have a lifetime subscription. It's fascinating stuff. PD will be the cover story for August.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:02:45 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 01:59:54 PM
I think the whole notion that serious publications would be interested in buying a story about a chick pretending to be a dude on the internet really silly. Yes, I am sure they are frothing for *that* story.

CNN is reporting a furious bidding war on the story. The movie is already greenlit with Uwe Boll directing that motherfucka

Quote
Warning - while you were typing 5 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post.

Jesus christ, the mere THOUGHT of someone POSSIBLY being a girl makes Evilbore explode. I almost prefer the rampant homosexuality.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 02:03:14 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:02:40 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 02:01:24 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
It's an ongoing five year social experiment. It's going to be really interested once it's published, believe you me.

Um, have you ever read Psychology today? They cover relevant stories.

I have a lifetime subscription. It's fascinating stuff. PD will be the cover story for August.

Oh, I see, you are being truthy.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:03:55 PM: I take it most of you don't believe me? I figured as much.

I'm in the process of contacting Cheebs :)
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:04:11 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
Yea really, STFU Ichirou :lol

I'll pay money for an IP ban followed by anthrax discretely sent to his dojo or wherever wannabe otaku live
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:04:27 PM: MEGATON
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM: He wont let me call him/her/it:

Quote
I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:04:52 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:04:11 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
Yea really, STFU Ichirou :lol

I'll pay money for an IP ban followed by anthrax discretely sent to his dojo or wherever wannabe otaku live

You're a moron, Cornholeius. TVC 15 could tell I was being facetious, but then again, he graduated high school.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 30, 2007, 02:05:07 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:03:55 PM

I'm in the process of contacting Cheebs :)

Only a couple more weeks of posts to go?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:05:18 PM: Check your PMs. I'm going to call you
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Mandark on April 30, 2007, 02:05:42 PM: Long walk for no payoff. The OP reads like it was ghostwritten by Lemurs.

7 new replies? Saint C wasn't joking.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:06:01 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:04:11 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 02:01:20 PM
Yea really, STFU Ichirou :lol

I'll pay money for an IP ban followed by anthrax discretely sent to his dojo or wherever wannabe otaku live

:rofl
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 30, 2007, 02:06:09 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM
He wont let me call him/her/it:

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I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Bullshit. He's gotta get his goth/vamp non-girlfriend to call you later today.

INSTANT PHONE CONVERSATIONS OR PICTURES, CARLTON. That's your only proof.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 02:06:20 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM
He wont let me call him/her/it:

Quote
I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Fake confirmed.

I predict PD acts like a woman for a week, then yells FOOLED YOU when in actuality nobody ever believed him.

I am sure he is now in the process of finding a female he can coach to pretend to be him on the phone.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:06:42 PM: Quote from: Mandark on April 30, 2007, 02:05:42 PM
Long walk for no payoff. The OP reads like it was ghostwritten by Lemurs.

7 new replies? Saint C wasn't joking.

This is a person we've all known online for YEARS, and this is a pretty huge announcement.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:06:59 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on April 30, 2007, 02:06:09 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:04:44 PM
He wont let me call him/her/it:

Quote
I'm hesitant about this Smiley

Give me your cell and I will call you as soon as possible. I didn't expect this complication to tell the truth. I will call you today, make no mistake.

Bullshit. He's gotta get his goth/vamp non-girlfriend to call you later today.

INSTANT PHONE CONVERSATIONS OR PICTURES, CARLTON. That's your only proof.
exactly. He'll get a girl to do it. Which is why I said NOW without any preperation.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:07:59 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:04:52 PM
You're a moron, Cornholeius. TVC 15 could tell I was being facetious, but then again, he graduated high school.

Why the fuck do you keep bringing up high school to me, fuckface? Are there bridges in Japan and if so do you live underneath one?

Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:06:42 PM
This is a person we've all known online for YEARS, and this is a pretty huge announcement.

God you're annoying.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:08:42 PM: Dear Saint Cornelius, please stop trying to find out where I live. Stop stalking me, dipshit. It's creepy as hell.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:09:00 PM: Here goes :)
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 30, 2007, 02:10:05 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:09:00 PM
Here goes nothing :)
.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 02:10:25 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:09:00 PM
Here goes :)

Wow, it only took him 20 minutes to get ready for a phone call.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:10:36 PM: Holy shit.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8121.new#new
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 30, 2007, 02:10:41 PM: This better be true, lest I'll be pissed. My goose topic has a vid, this topic needs a vid as well.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:11:31 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on April 30, 2007, 02:10:36 PM
Holy shit.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8121.new#new

Ask her questions about things only PD would know.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:11:39 PM: I didn't expect this reaction, but overall I'm pleased. I'll have pics from the meeting ready
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Scurvy Stan on April 30, 2007, 02:11:43 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 30, 2007, 02:10:41 PM
This better be true, lest I'll be pissed. My goose topic has a vid, this topic needs a vid as well.

Your goose topic is actually cool though unlike this attention whore trash.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:11:48 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:08:42 PM
Dear Saint Cornelius, please stop trying to find out where I live. Stop stalking me, dipshit. It's creepy as hell.

What the fuck are you on about? I care less about you than I do this fucking latest manufactured e-drama.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 02:11:56 PM: Quote from: DJ_Tet on April 30, 2007, 02:10:41 PM
This better be true, lest I'll be pissed. My goose topic has a vid, this topic needs a vid as well.

dj tet i expect more goose attacks!
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:12:19 PM: If this really is true (and I don’t really believe it to be) what about that meet-up in May? Is that one of the reason’s you decided to “come clean”?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:12:46 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:12:19 PM
If this really is true (and I don’t really believe it to be) what about that meet-up in May? Is that one of the reason’s you decided to “come clean”?

it's about as true as you being married. Let it go
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:13:24 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:11:48 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:08:42 PM
Dear Saint Cornelius, please stop trying to find out where I live. Stop stalking me, dipshit. It's creepy as hell.

What the fuck are you on about? I care less about you than I do this fucking latest manufactured e-drama.

And yet you keep following me into threads and harassing me with off-topic shit, and now you're trying to find out where the fuck I live so you can "send some anthrax."
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:13:36 PM: oh my, so it's true :o
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:14:01 PM: No no I said I would PAY someone to send you anthrax. Nice reading comprehension, drama-hating-teechur.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:14:38 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:14:01 PM
No no I said I would PAY someone to send you anthrax. Nice reading comprehension, drama-hating-teechur.

Yes, how would you know where to pay someone to send it if you didn't have my address, sicko? You're a sick stalker fuck.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:14:48 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:12:19 PM
If this really is true (and I don’t really believe it to be) what about that meet-up in May? Is that one of the reason’s you decided to “come clean”?

The meeting is still on. If anything it will further serve to prove my story
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:16:08 PM: Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:14:38 PM
Yes, how would you know where to pay someone to send it if you didn't have my address, sicko? You're a sick stalker fuck.

Well then, expect a knock on the door from the ginger mafia any second now.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 02:16:13 PM: So if this is true, will this change anything between us? Can we still swap porn via pm?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:16:49 PM: So are you a lesbian Michelle? Or were you just flirting with me to further your experiment?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:17:17 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 02:16:08 PM
Quote from: Ichirou on April 30, 2007, 02:14:38 PM
Yes, how would you know where to pay someone to send it if you didn't have my address, sicko? You're a sick stalker fuck.

Well then, expect a knock on the door from the ginger mafia any second now.

I saw your picture in the picture thread. You're not even a real ginger, asshole. Just another one of your tricks to misdirect my attention when I try to give the cops a description of your stalker ass.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:17:49 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:16:49 PM
So are you a lesbian Michelle? Or were you just flirting with me to further your experiment?

No, I am not a lesbian, nor am I interested. Sorry :)

As I said, I wanted this to feel as authentic as possible
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:18:37 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 02:17:49 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:16:49 PM
So are you a lesbian Michelle? Or were you just flirting with me to further your experiment?

No, I am not a lesbian, nor am I interested. Sorry :)

As I said, I wanted this to feel as authentic as possible
disappointing total :'(
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Himu on April 30, 2007, 02:18:40 PM: She's ignoring me now! I knew things would change!

I HATE YOU.
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 30, 2007, 02:19:19 PM: PD, which guys on the forum do you think are attractive :-*
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 30, 2007, 02:20:06 PM: No, I don't actually swallow. :)

Yes I do like big black cocks. :)

Cheebs bring a big black cock when we meet. :)

Call me. :)
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: whiteACID on April 30, 2007, 02:20:11 PM: Are you still going to post as PD?
Title: Re: Coming clean
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 30, 2007, 02:31:40 PM: What's sad is that this thread could've gone to the Hall of Shame untouched. Now that honor will belong to Mandark!