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Title: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Christopher on April 30, 2007, 07:27:57 PM: I can make it happen... :-*
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM: Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 07:34:48 PM: Explain plz :lol
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM: :rofl

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 07:36:11 PM: Quote from: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

You never want to remember your first time. It's pretty much universally embarrassing for all involved parties. I say do it with a whore and get it out of the way.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Christopher on April 30, 2007, 07:37:22 PM: Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:34:48 PM
Explain plz :lol

well I'm not 100% sure it would work, but I know a few girls who are pretty open - and if Cajole has like .1% game he could work into the panties...do you have that much game Jole...JOLE?
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
:rofl

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:48:00 PM: Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
:rofl

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

There HAS to be a community like that out there
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 07:50:33 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:48:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
:rofl

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

There HAS to be a community like that out there

If there was I would have found it by now
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Vizzys on April 30, 2007, 07:50:46 PM: its called neogaf
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:51:01 PM: Quote from: Viz on April 30, 2007, 07:50:46 PM
its called neogaf

Zing Zang!
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Vizzys on April 30, 2007, 07:51:29 PM: sick burn :rock
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 07:53:29 PM: I remember one time on GAF there was this chick who said she'd have sex with a virgin in NY lol. I PMed her and begged her to come to Michigan :lol
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 30, 2007, 07:53:49 PM: Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:50:33 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:48:00 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 07:46:42 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
:rofl

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20). Cajole should just visit some online community that hosts older virgins and lose it that way or just hook up with some drunk chick. Either way, you'll be ok!

wtf?!?!

There HAS to be a community like that out there

If there was I would have found it by now
I thought you were like 19?

What else have you lied about lying to us about?
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 07:54:41 PM: I'm 20
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:56:17 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 07:36:11 PM
You never want to remember your first time. It's pretty much universally embarrassing for all involved parties. I say do it with a whore and get it out of the way.

Good point, good point. I'll keep your advice in mind and keep a constant watch on street corners.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 30, 2007, 07:57:08 PM: Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:54:41 PM
I'm 20
really, I could have swore.

Why don't you check your post history and look...
oh, that's right. :D
spoiler (click to show/hide)
just messin with ya man.
[close]
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:58:07 PM: Just don't hittup the ones that look malnourished and/or look dehydrated. Last thing you need is to bump some chick thats currently on a meth bend.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 07:59:03 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:58:07 PM
Just don't hittup the ones that look malnourished and/or look dehydrated. Last thing you need is to bump some chick thats currently on a meth bend.

Like Roxy.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 08:01:21 PM: To Bz, thats normal ol' Roxy. To everyone else, shes a meth addicted hurricane who killed someone in a methadone clinic.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 08:03:56 PM: I contacted a chick on Craigslist and I think she was real. Emailed her a few times but she stopped responding after awhile. Basically I was trying to negotiate over her $70 for 30min "deal"

(http://mail.google.com/mail/?attid=0.1&disp=emb&view=att&th=112085316f9f06f6)
:-\
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 08:22:41 PM: That's not too bad, about the cost of one day at an amusement park.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2007, 08:23:44 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on April 30, 2007, 07:36:11 PM
Quote from: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

You never want to remember your first time. It's pretty much universally embarrassing for all involved parties. I say do it with a whore and get it out of the way.

Mine was so, so awesome. I really judge every guy I'm ever with on my first. I guess I was just spoiled.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 08:24:48 PM: Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:53:29 PM
I remember one time on GAF there was this chick who said she'd have sex with a virgin in NY lol. I PMed her and begged her to come to Michigan :lol

Wait WHAT?
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 08:29:21 PM: Quote from: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 08:24:48 PM
Quote from: Michelle on April 30, 2007, 07:53:29 PM
I remember one time on GAF there was this chick who said she'd have sex with a virgin in NY lol. I PMed her and begged her to come to Michigan :lol

Wait WHAT?

You don't remember?

I think she was joking but it indeed did happen
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: CajoleJuice on April 30, 2007, 08:38:49 PM: Set up for a cheeseburger surprise
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 30, 2007, 08:41:22 PM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 08:01:21 PM
To Bz, thats normal ol' Roxy. To everyone else, shes a meth addicted hurricane who killed someone in a methadone clinic.

OH FUCK YOU BLUE
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 08:42:03 PM: Quote from: G on April 30, 2007, 08:41:22 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 08:01:21 PM
To Bz, thats normal ol' Roxy. To everyone else, shes a meth addicted hurricane who killed someone in a methadone clinic.

OH FUCK YOU BLUE

I'm just jokin Mr.Lova lova
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: TVC15 on April 30, 2007, 08:42:34 PM: (http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5224/28557008za2.jpg)
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: G The Resurrected on April 30, 2007, 08:44:02 PM: Its McLovin motherfucker :P I love that damn girl though.

TVC I love you too.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on April 30, 2007, 08:45:51 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 30, 2007, 08:23:44 PM
Mine was so, so awesome. I really judge every guy I'm ever with on my first. I guess I was just spoiled.

sometimes I think fegs just really know what's up more than us straighties could ever know

but yunno Nick, you could've just been pummeled by a man with no interest in anything but your butthole. luckily, the odds worked in your favor.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: brawndolicious on April 30, 2007, 09:09:41 PM: I thought you meant actual whore.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: xnikki118x on April 30, 2007, 11:48:18 PM: Quote from: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 07:31:19 PM
Keep in mind you'll always remember your first. Do you want to constantly think about that $5 whore you banged in the back of your car?

Agreed.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2007, 12:00:12 AM: Nope, not even if she was blasian.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Bacon on May 01, 2007, 12:11:35 AM: I hope my first time won't be embarrassing.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2007, 12:15:27 AM: Oh, it will be.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 12:29:53 AM: Wouldn't matter if you were desperate enough and she looked healthy
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 01, 2007, 12:32:44 AM: Didn't one of the gaffers claim losing it to a whore fucked up his entire sex life? his name started with a "pha" I think.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 01:02:52 AM: Quote from: Bacon on May 01, 2007, 12:11:35 AM
I hope my first time won't be embarrassing.

I agree with this:
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2007, 12:15:27 AM
Oh, it will be.

So you should be comfortable enough with the person you're with that it won't matter that it's awkward and painful and stuff.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Ichirou on May 01, 2007, 01:08:55 AM: Quote from: G on April 30, 2007, 08:44:02 PM
Its McLovin motherfucker :P I love that damn girl though.

TVC I love you too.

You eat what you love. You love what you eat. You are what you eat. G is wearing Roxy skin suit as we speak.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Bacon on May 01, 2007, 01:12:58 AM: I just hope she doesn't get offended when I cum inside of her.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2007, 01:13:12 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 01:02:52 AM
Quote from: Bacon on May 01, 2007, 12:11:35 AM
I hope my first time won't be embarrassing.

I agree with this:
Quote from: CajoleJuice on May 01, 2007, 12:15:27 AM
Oh, it will be.

So you should be comfortable enough with the person you're with that it won't matter that it's awkward and painful and stuff.

I know. That's what I'm trying to do, nikki. :-[
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Error Macro on May 01, 2007, 01:51:17 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 30, 2007, 07:35:33 PM
:rofl

This is a dilema all virgins must go through (post 20).

I have never given that any serious consideration. If you're talking about an actual whore that is. Sluts are kinda a turnoff also. Fuck it, I'm going asexual.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: etiolate on May 01, 2007, 01:55:35 AM: using hookers is cheating!
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: BobbyRobby on May 01, 2007, 01:59:21 AM: I lost it to some skank. I have no regrets. Just get the ball rolling
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Mupepe on May 01, 2007, 01:59:43 AM: i did lose my virginity to a whore/skank. same thing right?
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Cyanista on May 01, 2007, 02:00:38 AM: No. Did you pay? If not, she was just a tramp.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Mupepe on May 01, 2007, 02:09:24 AM: Quote from: Cyanista on May 01, 2007, 02:00:38 AM
No. Did you pay? If not, she was just a tramp.
well i'm not talking about in that sense. i'm talking about in the pride sense.

i mean, anyone can get laid if they really want it. they just have to consume x amount of alcohol or lower their standards or pay blackmage's mom. i decided to consume x amount of alcohol and lower my standards at the same time. boy howdy was it worth it.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 02:49:06 AM: If you want to go down that road, and if you really want to split hairs, you could always consider it the first time you had sex, and then you could have a separate first time you made love.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 03:04:07 AM: Quote from: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 02:49:06 AM
If you want to go down that road, and if you really want to split hairs, you could always consider it the first time you had sex, and then you could have a separate first time you made love.

I know people who do that. I think it's unfortunate that it comes down to that sometimes, but I also have a friend who was raped and she was a virgin before that. :(
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: TVC15 on May 01, 2007, 03:07:18 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 03:04:07 AM
Quote from: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 02:49:06 AM
If you want to go down that road, and if you really want to split hairs, you could always consider it the first time you had sex, and then you could have a separate first time you made love.

I know people who do that. I think it's unfortunate that it comes down to that sometimes, but I also have a friend who was raped and she was a virgin before that. :(

It's a little different for guys, honestly. I can understand chicks wanting to save themselves for someone special, but dudes will pretty much invariably go off like a bellagio within 2 minutes of contact on their first time, leaving the woman saying, "That's it?"
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM: Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 01, 2007, 03:11:40 AM: Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM
Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Can you still keep it up if your 160lb white girl/cow comments that you're so small for a black guy? :)
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 01, 2007, 03:13:53 AM: Rapists/Child Molesters = :-X + me with gun + bags of lime + car/shovel/full tank of gas = long drive to the middle of no where + one bullet + 6 by 3 foot hole a few feet down = no more Rapists/Child Molester.

Its too late to protect the person I love sadly. But as god as my witness, someone touches my kids you'll hear about me on the news if its sloppy and if all goes well life will just go on.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 03:15:17 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 01, 2007, 03:11:40 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM
Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Can you still keep it up if your 160lb white girl/cow comments that you're so small for a black guy? :)

I don't like you.
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 01, 2007, 03:17:14 AM: Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:15:17 AM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 01, 2007, 03:11:40 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 03:08:25 AM
Yeah right. I'll be going for at least 5 minutes

Can you still keep it up if your 160lb white girl/cow comments that you're so small for a black guy? :)

I don't like you.

Just kidding, bro. Everyone gave you props for taking it in stride so I thought you could handle it. Besides, small by black standards is still pretty huge, amirite? :lol
Title: Re: Cajole would you lose your virginity to a whore?
Post by: xnikki118x on May 01, 2007, 03:36:14 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 01, 2007, 03:07:18 AM
It's a little different for guys, honestly. I can understand chicks wanting to save themselves for someone special, but dudes will pretty much invariably go off like a bellagio within 2 minutes of contact on their first time, leaving the woman saying, "That's it?"

...or leaving the woman thinking "thank god it's over because it hurt so bad."

Quote from: G on May 01, 2007, 03:13:53 AM
Rapists/Child Molesters = :-X + me with gun + bags of lime + car/shovel/full tank of gas = long drive to the middle of no where + one bullet + 6 by 3 foot hole a few feet down = no more Rapists/Child Molester.

I'd help ya dig the graves.