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Title: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2007, 08:11:46 PM
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Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 30, 2007, 08:13:54 PM
she has very large hands.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: FatalT on April 30, 2007, 08:14:10 PM
What "hot" gadget is she sporting this time? I remember laughing at her for having a PSP or something a while back.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 30, 2007, 08:16:17 PM
Disgusting
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Mupepe on April 30, 2007, 09:22:59 PM
if she didn't have herpes, i'd totally do her
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Beezy on April 30, 2007, 09:37:23 PM
She's ugly. She's not sexy either. Basically, she's a worthless slut.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: etiolate on April 30, 2007, 09:38:30 PM
Is she wearing snow goggles in pasadena?
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: xnikki118x on April 30, 2007, 11:36:54 PM
I have this picture of her wearing a shirt that says "THATS HOT" on the front and "YOUR NOT" on the back. It makes me wanna take a Sharpie to it...
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Yeti on April 30, 2007, 11:39:32 PM
Both her personality and her looks are a turn-off for me.  :tophat
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Powerslave on May 01, 2007, 07:37:10 AM
I hated her but after I saw the recent boob-job pics I was impressed.

(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/2755/parisboobs4262cfadus5os8.jpg)

She looks so hot in this pic. Could also be the fact that she doesn't pull that shitface she always does.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: etiolate on May 01, 2007, 07:41:54 AM
When the best part of you is made in a factory, it's time to end it all.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2007, 08:56:39 AM
:yuck
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Shuri on May 01, 2007, 11:43:20 AM
she gives terrible blowjobs.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2007, 11:48:47 AM
she gives terrible blowjobs.


lol, u have AIDS now
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Beezy on May 01, 2007, 01:36:48 PM
When the best part of you is made in a factory, it's time to end it all.
Basically. :lol
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: drozmight on May 01, 2007, 02:43:22 PM
Whatever, I'd do her.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Nick on May 04, 2007, 08:38:31 PM
GOOD LUCK IN JAIL PARIS I'LL MISS YOU  :bow :bow :bow :violin
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 08:44:26 PM
GOOD LUCK IN JAIL PARIS I'LL MISS YOU  :bow :bow :bow :violin

 ???
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Mupepe on May 04, 2007, 08:47:59 PM
She's going to jail for 45 days because she broke probation.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 08:51:26 PM
She's going to jail for 45 days because she broke probation.

probation for drugs or what? 
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: whiteACID on May 04, 2007, 08:51:41 PM
thats awesome
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 08:51:53 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She's going to jail for 45 days because she broke probation.

probation for drugs or what? 

I think she was speeding at one point, was told not to drive. Was seen driving a few weeks down the line. Shes done that a few times and possibly a DUI. Basically this time was the last straw, bitch is going to Attica
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 08:55:41 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 09:00:29 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

:(

I keep forgeting about the herps. Well, I would do post-herps Paris, now its definitely a no-go
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 09:10:04 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

:(

I keep forgeting about the herps. Well, I would do post-herps Paris, now its definitely a no-go

i can imagine it now.  You'd pull back your head after going down on her, your mouth covered in she-goo, and the skin around your mouth just starts bubbling and melting.  You try to say the words "shit I forgot about the herpes," but it's all in vain because your jaw falls off and breaks on the floor, teeth skattering like herped up skittles.  There's no valtrex for that, man.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 09:15:58 PM
 :-\

Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind. I don't want to melt like those dirty Nazi's
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 04, 2007, 09:18:47 PM
:-\

Raiders of the Lost Ark comes to mind. I don't want to melt like those dirty Nazi's

Paris is what was really in the ark? 
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: TVC15 on May 04, 2007, 09:18:54 PM
(http://indarktrees.com/pics/animated/facemelt.gif)
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 04, 2007, 09:58:28 PM
Fucken herpes....ahhhhhhhhhh!

*face melts*
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Beezy on May 04, 2007, 10:20:18 PM
i can imagine it now.  You'd pull back your head after going down on her, your mouth covered in she-goo, and the skin around your mouth just starts bubbling and melting.  You try to say the words "shit I forgot about the herpes," but it's all in vain because your jaw falls off and breaks on the floor, teeth skattering like herped up skittles.  There's no valtrex for that, man.

 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Cyanista on May 04, 2007, 10:23:09 PM
I'd do her, in all honesty. I've got standards, no doubt but that skanky blondness that she exudes makes me randy.

She has herpes, dude.

Also, they should send her to Oz.

:(

I keep forgeting about the herps. Well, I would do post-herps Paris, now its definitely a no-go

i can imagine it now.  You'd pull back your head after going down on her, your mouth covered in she-goo, and the skin around your mouth just starts bubbling and melting.  You try to say the words "shit I forgot about the herpes," but it's all in vain because your jaw falls off and breaks on the floor, teeth skattering like herped up skittles.  There's no valtrex for that, man.

 :lol :lol :lol omg

herped up skittles

omg
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: etiolate on May 04, 2007, 10:50:17 PM
She'll make a wonderful fifi.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 04, 2007, 10:54:11 PM
I wouldn't touch her.
Title: Re: I love Paris Hilton.
Post by: Yeti on May 04, 2007, 11:12:11 PM
How do you shank a skeleton? I hope the other inmates are more resourceful than I am.