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Title: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 01, 2007, 01:12:43 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18335265/site/newsweek/page/2/

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These multiple villains make for an eventful but not always coherent plotline. Could somebody explain the supernatural rules? I'd like to know how Sandman keeps reverting to Marko's human form, and why. And is it just a weird accident that black glop from outer space picks on Peter Parker? Seems kind of arbitrary for a major plot point.

But never mind. About an hour into the adventure, "Spider-Man 3" finds its groove and its focus when Peter/Spidey meets his most troubling foe—himself. The juiciest battle here is Spidey vs. Spidey, or, if you prefer, superego vs. id. When Peter starts to go seriously bad, the movie becomes seriously fun. Maguire drops the sweet smile and replaces it with a smug leer: he gives new meaning to the term swinger.


WTF SELLOUT REVIEW MAN WTFFFF
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 01:13:54 PM
 :lol

Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Himu on May 01, 2007, 01:14:28 PM
wow
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 01:15:28 PM
Maybe Peter Parker was actually born with a superpower. The power of amazing coincidences. First the radioactive spider, now the venom symbiote.
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 01:16:01 PM
WELL HIS NAME IS SPIDERMAN BUT HER HAS TWO LEGS THIS IS ILLOGICAL
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 01, 2007, 01:20:32 PM
that entire review was written just so the author could make the "real swinger" gag
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 01, 2007, 01:21:39 PM
HIS NAME IS VENOM BUT HOW COME HE DOESN'T HAVE POISON POWERS?
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: Yeti on May 01, 2007, 01:22:06 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 01, 2007, 01:16:01 PM
WELL HIS NAME IS SPIDERMAN BUT HER HAS TWO LEGS THIS IS ILLOGICAL

they should have done the storyline where he grows extra arms instead of the venom storyline.
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 01, 2007, 01:22:22 PM
Drinky: Thats gotta be it.
Title: Re: "review" of spiderman 3
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 01, 2007, 01:25:48 PM
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Nemesis No. 3 is the unscrupulous news photographer Eddie Brock (Topher Grace, with blond highlights that turn him into a Ryan Phillippe clone).


Apparently anyone who is male, not overweight, and gets blonde hair = Ryan Philippe clone.