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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:26:47 PM

Title: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:26:47 PM: [18:52] <Zombz> hehe
[18:52] <Zombz> i drank way more than i should have last night
[18:53] <Zombz> i had to resist so much pussy last night i think i drank more just cause. Mom got action but me i cant do nothing cause im gonna get married
[18:55] <Diablos> ...
[18:56] <Diablos> How do you know your mom got action?
[18:56] <Diablos> And why do you even care?
[18:57] <TheOMan> lol
[19:01] <Zombz> Well it was part of tonights operation
[19:01] <Zombz> It was get mom laid night
[19:01] <Viz> ...
[19:01] <Zombz> She cant really get out since she
[19:01] <malekangryface> The creepiest night of the year
[19:01] <Zombz> s in a wheel chair
[19:02] <Zombz> but she went home with the guy, made sure to give her money for a taxi and she went off
[19:04] <Zombz> diablos: the only reason i cared is my mom is a lonely person who always complains about not going out and shit so i thought to change it up
[19:04] <Viz> thumbs up!
[19:04] <malekangryface> I'd sign my mom up for a knitting class
[19:05] <Zombz> well i had to make sure the right guys were coming over though
[19:05] <Zombz> i was at one end of the bar watching out for her
[19:05] <Diablos> 19:04] <Zombz> diablos: the only reason i cared is my mom is a lonely person who always complains about not going out and shit so i thought to change it up
[19:05] <Diablos> ...
[19:05] <Diablos> No comment.
[19:05] <Zombz> any older guys that looked nasty try to hit on her i would go over and start shit
[19:07] <Diablos> k.
[19:12] <Zombz> i had a few drinks bought for me thank god so the night wasnt a total wash i just wish i could have taken one girl home with me
[19:12] <Zombz> she was hot and wet

:lol

I couldn't make this shit up if I tried, folks.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Vizzys on September 02, 2006, 08:27:29 PM: It's rather admirable me thinks, albeit slightly disturbing.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 02, 2006, 08:29:07 PM: Yeah, I keep telling you guys he's gonna flip one day, find out all of our addresses and rape us in our sleep.

Guy's a creep! :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:29:33 PM: Bz means well, he's just a funny guy!

...right?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Vizzys on September 02, 2006, 08:31:19 PM: You forgot the best part of the convo:

[15:37] <Diablos> [19:24] <Viz> <Zombz> and no i dont like sluts i just like attention
[15:37] <Diablos> [19:24] <Viz> :hippolol
[15:37] <Diablos> auahahaha
[15:37] <TheOMan> laffo
[15:37] <Viz> yes
[15:37] <Diablos> And who loves giving attention to people they don't care about better than a slut?!
[15:38] <Diablos> NO ONE!
[15:38] <Diablos> :lmao
[15:39] <Zombz> haha
[15:39] <Zombz> So are you saying i'm a slut Diablos?
[15:40] <Diablos> ???
[15:40] <Diablos> I don't know are you?
[15:49] <Viz> he is
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:31:34 PM: huahahaha
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: brawndolicious on September 02, 2006, 08:31:40 PM: old news, seems admirable.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 02, 2006, 08:32:20 PM: (http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.moviecitynews.com/static_images/images/2005/150x150/silence_lambs.jpg&sig=__y_RVpd_f04YMGenCOzXvzUXjZ6c=)

"Hello, Diablos..."
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Vizzys on September 02, 2006, 08:33:03 PM: Edited my previous post for added hilarity.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: brawndolicious on September 02, 2006, 08:34:57 PM: Was the Israel thing there on dorksnet before?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Vizzys on September 02, 2006, 08:35:43 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on September 02, 2006, 08:34:57 PM
Was the Israel thing there on dorksnet before?
I think it was hacked or its a joke.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:37:05 PM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 08:32:20 PM
(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.moviecitynews.com/static_images/images/2005/150x150/silence_lambs.jpg&sig=__y_RVpd_f04YMGenCOzXvzUXjZ6c=)

"Hello, Diablos..."

:o
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: brawndolicious on September 02, 2006, 08:46:59 PM: Quote from: Viz on September 02, 2006, 08:35:43 PM
I think it was hacked or its a joke.
[/quote]Obviously it was hacked and it's a type of joke but can't they take the wesite down?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 02, 2006, 08:48:25 PM: I'm pretty sure I shouldn't download whatever that Israeli shit leads to, but its so tempting... :'(
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:49:38 PM: What are you talking about
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: brawndolicious on September 02, 2006, 08:51:37 PM: Quote from: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:49:38 PM
What are you talking about
rather then download Mirc, I use dorksnet. It's been hacked.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 02, 2006, 08:52:12 PM: (http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8867/silencelambs06lt2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"It puts the lotion on the skin..."
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 02, 2006, 08:56:40 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on September 02, 2006, 08:51:37 PM
rather then download Mirc, I use dorksnet. It's been hacked.

www.opa-ages.com/oachat (http://www.opa-ages.com/oachat)

:-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 10:09:43 PM: Quote from: am nintenho on September 02, 2006, 08:51:37 PM
Quote from: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 08:49:38 PM
What are you talking about
rather then download Mirc, I use dorksnet. It's been hacked.
mIRC is a standalone app, how the hell could it be hacked? ???
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 02, 2006, 11:03:37 PM: SKIN IS CRAWLING
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: brawndolicious on September 03, 2006, 12:37:19 AM: Quote from: The Dark Shake on September 02, 2006, 08:56:40 PM
www.opa-ages.com/oachat (http://www.opa-ages.com/oachat)
:-* :-* :-*
thank you!
Quote from: Diablos on September 02, 2006, 10:09:43 PM
mIRC is a standalone app, how the hell could it be hacked? ???
rather then download and get confused when it asks me if to use the trial version I just use dorksnet and change the anonymous name to amnintenho.
Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 02, 2006, 11:03:37 PM
SKIN IS CRAWLING
you have no heart.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2006, 02:45:14 AM: I'm just a fun guy in reality you all gotta get to know me and my style how i am. I'm pretty kick ass if you get to know who i really am. And yes my mom had to call me this afternoon to thank me. I'll put up the picture that started our night in a few minutes.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2006, 02:56:49 AM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v252/bzchanboy/SSPX0240.jpg)

Me and mama and my favorite beer in the kitchen thats in a state of disrepair due to remodeling. That was one hard picture to take cause she cant stand so i had to hold her and my beer it was fucking hard. But we got a good picture together for your pleasure.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: demi on September 03, 2006, 03:18:55 AM: God, I can't believe you exist. At first I thought it was some INCREDIBLE ploy, but here you are.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 03, 2006, 03:21:22 AM: Quote from: ZomBz on September 03, 2006, 02:45:14 AM
I'm just a fun guy in reality you all gotta get to know me and my style how i am. I'm pretty kick ass if you get to know who i really am. And yes my mom had to call me this afternoon to thank me. I'll put up the picture that started our night in a few minutes.

He's ugly and humble, ladies and gents! :P

P.S. -- She doesn't look half bad. I might hit it, if I were a more desperate man (calling PD in 3, 2, 1...) :-[
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: BlueTsunami on September 03, 2006, 03:26:07 AM: /me Waits for Phoenix
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2006, 03:26:42 AM: Quote from: demi on September 03, 2006, 03:18:55 AM
God, I can't believe you exist. At first I thought it was some INCREDIBLE ploy, but here you are.

Wait you didnt think i was real? haha

No all i've said has not been a ploy or anything i exist pinch me.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Christopher on September 03, 2006, 03:41:47 AM: FortizaItalia would hit your mom.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 03, 2006, 03:50:52 AM: Quote from: Christopher on September 03, 2006, 03:41:47 AM
FortizaItalia would hit your mom.

(http://www.viewaskew.com/images/clerks/seal.jpg)

"I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOOOOOOOOVES!!!!" :punch
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: morphix on September 03, 2006, 07:58:17 AM: ZomBz I still can't believe you are really getting married.

What about our mini bike gang :'(
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 03, 2006, 10:40:45 AM: Oh my god bz :lol
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2006, 11:06:25 AM: Quote from: morphix on September 03, 2006, 07:58:17 AM
ZomBz I still can't believe you are really getting married.

What about our mini bike gang :'(

We can still have one, i say we terrorize Wayway's little town. That way we get noticed quick. I've got a nice life policy so we can do just about anything. Just cant go to a few dozen countries but i'm deffinatly in the minibike gang. Though i'm now faster on my bike than my mini bike. Just beat 23 miles continously for 4 miles which is damn fast.

Diablos did you doubt this thread would deliver? Well ask and ye shall receive.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 03, 2006, 02:55:50 PM: Bring her to my house. You want a brother or a sister?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: morphix on September 03, 2006, 06:35:39 PM: I don't know if I could be in a fat man mini bike gang with someone who has the old ball and chain waiting for him at home, if you know what I mean ;)
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 03, 2006, 07:26:37 PM: Quote from: morphix on September 03, 2006, 06:35:39 PM
I don't know if I could be in a fat man mini bike gang with someone who has the old ball and chain waiting for him at home, if you know what I mean ;)

Hey Hey i've dealt with that ball in chain for years and i'm still pretty kick ass arent i? So when we gonna our first meeting? And is your bro in on it too?

PD: your not allowed in this freaking city ever if i find out your in my town thats it. Your as good as dead, cause i'll be sending hookers with all kinds of disease over to ya.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 03, 2006, 08:53:03 PM: this thread is possibly the most pathetic thing ever, and i once saw a puppy die of exposure
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 06:54:55 AM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 03, 2006, 08:53:03 PM
this thread is possibly the most pathetic thing ever, and i once saw a puppy die of exposure
Don't shoot the messenger, asshat.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 12:31:50 PM: Quote from: Drinky Crow on September 03, 2006, 08:53:03 PM
this thread is possibly the most pathetic thing ever, and i once saw a puppy die of exposure

This is worse than anything I've done :lol
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 01:07:54 PM: Bz suuurrrrre loves his moms. I'll leave it there without insults. :lol
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 01:14:41 PM: I owe my mom for a lot of shit cause i was a pain in the ass and i was only one kid. But she was a single parent so that didnt help things. And the fact that she is now medically fragile makes it even worse. So fuck off haters you'd do it for your mom's too if she wasnt happy with life.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 01:22:40 PM: There are other ways to show your appreication. Buy her some gifts, take her out if you can, throw a party that doesn't involve sex, SOMETHING.

But, it's your lives!
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 01:26:44 PM: Dude you dont understand MISSION was ACCOMPLISHED someone else has to deal with her now :P And no not in that way but when your mom be calling you up 3 times a day its annoying. Get to literally do something else and she no longer calls me. YAY
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 01:34:53 PM: You could have at least tried to get her a good guy, not some dude at a bar...
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 01:40:36 PM: She's not dating material she's been burned by guys so she's pretty sheltered so the only way to get her to meet guys is while under the influence. She's not looking for anything serious at her age. So i'm just trying to get her to see that she is still viable as an option to most guys. And it gets her out of my hair.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 04, 2006, 01:47:24 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 04, 2006, 03:13:03 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 12:31:50 PM
This is worse than anything I've done :lol

Quit possibly. :-\
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 04:43:26 PM: ZomBz is a fattie. lol
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 04:57:43 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 04:43:26 PM
ZomBz is a fattie. lol

Fuck off bitch i'll kill you with my bare hands. Or i'll just sit on you till you stop breathing.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 04, 2006, 04:58:56 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 04:43:26 PM
ZomBz is a fattie. lol

He must get chicks with his dazzling personality. :P
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 05:08:39 PM: Yes yes i do shake why thank you. I also use terrorist tactics to pick up on girls.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 07:00:52 PM: He's also dorky lookin'
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 07:05:08 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 07:00:52 PM
He's also dorky lookin'

WHY I OUGHTA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE BALLS
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 08:04:18 PM: Quote from: ZomBz on September 04, 2006, 07:05:08 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 07:00:52 PM
He's also dorky lookin'

WHY I OUGHTA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE BALLS
Your avatar is a fattie too.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 09:45:41 PM: Fatties give good head lol amirite
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2006, 10:03:22 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on September 04, 2006, 08:04:18 PM
Your avatar is a fattie too.
I think you're a fattie.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 10:44:28 PM: YOU'RE ALL FATTIES
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 04, 2006, 10:55:34 PM: I officially pronounce this thread :gloomy
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 11:34:42 PM: FATTY FAT FAT FAT FATTIES YEAH :'(
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: morphix on September 04, 2006, 11:48:06 PM: ZomBz seriously how do you do it?

When I was larger it took money and booze.

Now that I slimmed down a bit the money and booze are entirely optional (the girl I met this weekend is actually too young to drink so I got to go all personality this time).
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 12:00:12 AM: How do i do what? Kick it like a major villain. Its all about personality, knowing people and how they think. Thats all it is at least i think it is.

I'm trying to loose the weight damnit. I'm trying to get up to 60 miles a day on the bike.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 12:45:30 AM: 60 miles? Do you ride all day? All first-hand bicycling accounts i've read suggest 20-30 miles takes a morning id think another 30 would take another afternoon.

Quote
"This is my 2nd year riding in the MS 150. I ride primarily for exercise. I am 60 and have found riding 4,000 to 5,000 miles a year is great for my health. I belong to a group Lorain Wheelmen. I ride with them usually 1 time per month for about 50-60 miles each trip. I ride mainly in the morning about 20 miles 4-5 times a week. I enjoy the MS 150 and have received considerably more sponsors this year than Last. I will probably exceed this years goal of $1,000."

Unless youre on a stationary bike, I think those measure distances differently according to the level of resistance.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 12:53:20 AM: i only ride 3-4 times a week and right now i'm doing 30-40 miles and it takes 4-5 hours to do. Depending on how hard i push it. My average is 17.9mph. So i'm just trying to push myself a little more. And its mountain biking so i'm usually going up small grades and stuff. I get wore out usually and just fall asleep after i'm done driving back.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 05, 2006, 07:02:11 AM: ugh... dude, just jog for 3-4 miles, 4-5 days a week.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 05, 2006, 10:45:58 AM: :lol
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 05, 2006, 10:46:41 AM: Being on a bike for 4-5 hours is... crazy.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Cheebs on September 05, 2006, 12:51:47 PM: How can anyone make FOUR HOURS in a day to ride a bike? Don't you have work or school to go to?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 01:35:03 PM: Is it a stationary bike? I know those handle distance and MPH differently, but at least measure it.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 01:54:12 PM: No school, i do have a foundation i have that i started that i work with for about 12 hours a week. But other than that my days are free to do whatever i want.

I cant jog for shit cause i have a fucked up foot, i try to run the 2 mile little pathway near my house but cant do it. Something about having a little thing stuck between my ass while i pedal for hours on end is nice. (/sarcasm) You have to build a tollerance for biking it takes a lot of endurance and stamina to do it and i have just that. I just havent used that since i was like a little kid.

I have a cateye 2 and a satnav watch that measure time and distance, those combined give me MPH average, distance traveled, Max slope MPH up/down, and a few other nifty things. I usually do 2-3 trails in a riding day. I usually ride around my house and go places too a lot lately. Infact thats how i've been getting around to do stuff. Plus the warmup stuff i do on the trainer it's getting up there.

http://www.spatdog.com/trailmap.htm (http://www.spatdog.com/trailmap.htm) That is my backyard with a crap load more trails in other parts less than a hours drive.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: APF on September 05, 2006, 02:17:36 PM: You are exercising like a moron if you're solely trying to lose weight, and aren't like... sightseeing or something.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 02:22:25 PM: I like the fresh air damnit being at home sucks and i found i eat when i'm at home working out. So i have to go out of my way to A) stay away from food B) be alone cause only then do i really kick my own ass. Plus i love the sites whats wrong with that?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: APF on September 05, 2006, 03:09:30 PM: Well for one thing you might be *ahem* spinning your wheels in terms of weightloss, as the workload and potentially the caloric deficit becomes overwhelming, over time, and you switch from mere overreaching and undereating to overtraining and literal starvation. Also if you're exercising so intensely, for such long periods of time, you're only going to increase your hunger--which seems to be a weakpoint for you, so why would you want to exacerbate it?
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 03:31:16 PM: I've been eating small meals instead of huge ones and eating frequently during the day instead of one huge meal. And being more active has helped me out a lot. In the past three weeks i've gained 15 pounds but the deffinition in my arms and most notably my legs has really showed itself. Which means some good things are going on finally. So for me its a little different.

When i'm at home after i work out i hit the fridge which i just cant stop. But when i'm up in the mountains i only have what little food i have on me. High protein meal along with fruits and some veggies really has been easy to eat when i'm up there. And usually when i get home i'm not hungry at all. But i'll eat some fruit or something.

For me its working and nothing really has worked for me in the past and i'm trying to make it work for me.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Christopher on September 05, 2006, 03:36:14 PM: 15 lbs in three weeks, my lord.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 03:49:49 PM: I've cut carbs and lost 5 in three weeks without exercise ;P
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 03:53:05 PM: Alright well i'm up to try a new trail today so later folks i'm hoping for rain one of these times cause that would be awesome.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 03:56:50 PM: Back when I had my BMX in grade-school you could never find me inside haha.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: APF on September 05, 2006, 04:13:13 PM: Have you ever considered just, you know, living in the mountains? It seems that would solve all your problems, plus I hear mountain folk don't care *who* your mother sleeps with.
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Flannel Boy on September 05, 2006, 04:17:56 PM: Deleted by user
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: Diablos on September 05, 2006, 04:53:56 PM: Bz, just get a treadmill, run at a track, go to the gym, something. What you're doing is not realistic. You can't assume that you will be able to pedal for 4-5 hours a day for the rest of your life, correct? Not to mention, that's really hard on your body. It is not realistic to rely on 4-5 hours of exercise to keep the weight off. This is going to come back and bite you in the ass!
Title: Re: Bz loves his mom so much that he got her laid
Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 05:01:12 PM: well I think his plan is to lose weight, and when he reaches a good point, redefines his work-out routine.

Let's face it, no one has a sure fire work out routine. Internet Guys wanna pretend they're in shape and know the perfect way to keep in shape but lets face it, most of us may be thin, but we aren't healthy. I think ultimately a good work out routine involves effort and drive, as long as those two things are there, there is precious little you could be doing seriously wrong.
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Post by: Diablos on September 05, 2006, 05:13:01 PM: I understand. But the main point I'm trying to make here is that 4-5 hours a day pedaling is not a healthy way to keep the weight off. Especially if you plan to get to a certain weight and then stop. And I never claimed to be an expert (:lol)
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Post by: Cheebs on September 05, 2006, 05:16:24 PM: You've gained 15 pounds? Aren't you trying to lose weight? I understand building musceles but at your weight you should try to lose the weight first then worry about that.
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Post by: morphix on September 05, 2006, 05:17:44 PM: he will never stick with it unless he enjoys what he is doing.

For me it was watching anime while using a recumbent bike. The only thing that would get me going in the morning was know at least I would be able to watch some anime. After a while it becomes your new routine, now I feel off if I don't do my work out in the morning.

ZomBz try to stop snacking (easier not to eat the calories then to work them off) and just keep with it, you will feel like a new man in a few months.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 05:20:47 PM: Some say building muscles burn fat since more muscles require more energy, some people say losing the fat then building muscle is good but then some say that muscle goes before fat in weight loss so who the fuck knows.

All I know is that since I cut a very large portion of carbs out of my diet and now drink maybe 10-12 glasses of water a day, my mid-day slug routine is gone, I have fewer headaches, and I wake up less groggy. I havent even had to exercise that much. Just the stationary bike a little. Then again im not overweight, just trying to be healthy.
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Post by: morphix on September 05, 2006, 05:24:04 PM: I was told to do cardio till you get closer to your weight loss goal then start the weight training. But you could talk to 10 different experts and get 10 answers, everyone has their own opinion.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 05, 2006, 05:26:50 PM: It's better just to keep at it, whatever it is youre doing, and adjust as needed.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 06:21:25 PM: Man i just waisted like two hours going to a trail that no longer exists. Had to come back to find a few more that are still open.

Yes i'm dedicated to this its something i love a lot i love to ride. Crotch rot aside i would stay on a bike for a lot longer than i should because i love it. And i think it has to do with a person metabolism i literally had none. So everything i ate would just make me gain weight.

So in order to change that i started weight lifting i gained (not lost) 20 pounds doing the weight lifting and training after training for 4 weeks. Using high protein shakes and eating green for two meals a day really helped. It took a few more weeks for those results to start showing in the arms and legs. Muscle burns fat and muscle weights more than fat. So i've learned the only way to kick start my metabolism. Is having those muscle feeding off my body.

My weekly work out schedual is like this:

2-3 days for 2 hours weight lifting
3-4 days for 4 hours riding

things i do in between:

push ups
riding around town from place to place.
leg kicks: you lay on your back and pedal

Things i'm going to add:

Swiming: something else i love doing

I feel like a kid albeit pretty freaking sore and fucked up after a good days work out. But i just take a nap for a hour after cooling the muscels off.
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Post by: Christopher on September 05, 2006, 06:56:14 PM: Here's a clue, you can't do all that and then eat like a mother fucker and drink soda and shit. Water only, and if you must gateroaide.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on September 05, 2006, 10:07:20 PM: Natural Fruit Juice, Water, Tea (lots of tea), Skim Milk, Pedeolite (with no sugar) as of last week this is pretty much been what i've had. Except for when i went out drinking and when i drink which i've been trying to do less of lately.
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Post by: Cheebs on September 05, 2006, 11:00:12 PM: Don't drink alcohol it is filled with sugar.