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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 02:56:42 AM

Title: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 02:56:42 AM
Like lilacs :D

Being clean is fun. Who wants to sleep in their own filth besides Willco? Let me tell you there's no better feeling than having just got out of the shower and being 90% dry and clean feeling.

But I have a question for dudes.

Do you use shampoo and bodywash or soap that smells flowery and well... feminine? Do you not care or do you go out of your way to buy stuff that has a guy smell?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 02:58:08 AM
I use Bath and Body Works products fairly frequently.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 02:58:31 AM
I prefer not smelling like ANYTHING so I generally pick neutral smelling soaps and deoderants. I don't like scented deoderants cause theyre basically a big ol signal to people that SOMEONE AM NERVOUS.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 02:59:45 AM
I know what that 10% of you thats always wet and dirty is  :-*

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OK, that sounded creepy, sorry, lol.
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Also I like smelling like a flower. 
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: demi on May 02, 2007, 03:00:00 AM
I love smelly stuff. Who wants to be a neutral ned? Nobody.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:00:32 AM
http://www.coolnurse.com/puberty.htm
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:01:54 AM
I fucking LOVE being a neutral ned DEMI HOW BOUT U FUCK OFF
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Beezy on May 02, 2007, 03:02:20 AM
Dove is my soap of choice. I use whatever shampoo that my mother buys for everyone in the house to use.

http://www.coolnurse.com/puberty.htm
Uh oh. :lol
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:04:18 AM
I have to say Catz. I applaud you for posting something so utterly pointless that I am at a complete and total loss as to how I should respond to it. You've left me speechless. Bravo. Now go away. I asked you to stop bothering me here.

Natural guy smell can be good. I love the smell of guys I'm attracted to if I'm ever close enough to smell them like via hugs and whatnot.

I hope that doesn't seem weird.

But yeah.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:05:35 AM
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I have to say Catz. I applaud you for posting something so utterly pointless

You started it.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:08:20 AM
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I have to say Catz. I applaud you for posting something so utterly pointless

You started it.

I had a legitimate question that was put into context. Catz just posted something about puberty without any explanation or anything. If you reach a little bit you can make a tiny bit of sense out of it, otherwise it's just kind of... there.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:08:50 AM
Its an internet forum, not the UN. Get over yourself kiddo.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 03:10:40 AM
I enjoy the natural scent of my balls.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: demi on May 02, 2007, 03:11:28 AM
GROSS

I like smelling my hand too after a nice scratch.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:12:19 AM
Now THAT is vile.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 03:13:35 AM
My balls don't smell bad (well not all the time). It's actually pretty pleasant.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 03:13:50 AM
I find it funny that someone is bitching about someone else posting something pointless when they just created a thread discussing how good their armpits smell.

On that note, does anyone want to smell my armpits?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Candyflip on May 02, 2007, 03:15:23 AM
I enjoy the natural scent of my balls.
And here I thought that was weird.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:15:45 AM
Actually I was just using that as a lead-in to my guys smelling like flowers question.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:18:10 AM
I find it funny that someone is bitching about someone else posting something pointless when they just created a thread discussing how good their armpits smell.

On that note, does anyone want to smell my armpits?

YOU ARE LATE BLOODY! I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE! OWNED
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 03:19:07 AM
*tips hat to MAF*

Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:20:03 AM
*flex*
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Beezy on May 02, 2007, 03:22:50 AM
*flex*
Funkmaster?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:26:14 AM
Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: demi on May 02, 2007, 03:27:38 AM
Do you have a preferred douche?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:28:29 AM
Do you have a preferred douche?

Yes, it's Demi brand.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:28:47 AM
 :hyper
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:29:15 AM
Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.

Leave me alone.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 03:29:23 AM
Do you have a preferred douche?

Yes, it's Demi brand.

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 03:29:51 AM
Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.

Leave me alone.

Jesus shut up, you brought it on your self. 
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: demi on May 02, 2007, 03:33:18 AM
Do you have a preferred douche?

Yes, it's Demi brand.

(http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/7911/snapshot20060204080034qh5.jpg)
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 03:36:42 AM
By the power of Greyskull...
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Catz on May 02, 2007, 03:36:48 AM
 Demi, I'm getting my router in the mail tomorrow. Get ready to show me your pokemons!  :-*
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 02, 2007, 03:41:49 AM
I shower in the morning, so I'm always kinda blah at the end of the night.

It's better than sleeping on wet hair or what have you though, because I'd wake up looking like a wild-haired hobo.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: demi on May 02, 2007, 03:41:55 AM
Ok, I've got a couple lined up for you. I think.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2007, 04:15:50 AM
This thread needs more Frosting

(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/5176/nickfrost2qp3.jpg)
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Ichirou on May 02, 2007, 04:48:10 AM
I have a brand of deodorant I like, and I'll go out of my way to buy it even if it's more expensive than other store brands.  With soap, I don't really care, though, as long as it works.  Ditto shampoo and conditioner.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Powerslave on May 02, 2007, 09:08:50 AM
I use this:

(http://products2.nivea.com/img/generated/scaled/fdd2dfd0c0cf84a63a0f1c2db6232a49.jpg)

It's smells very feminine and I like it :)
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: whiteACID on May 02, 2007, 10:10:16 AM
Of course it's relevant! You stated that your underarms smelled, so I offered a link as an explanation for why. It's a very helpful read. Click on "body odor" for more details.

Oh and Dove deoderant is great. I personally like radiant silk and original clean scents.
Did you read anything past the thread title? She said her underarms smell likes lilacs from just being washed...
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 10:19:01 AM
I use Dove soap, holler back Beezy  :-* and either Head & Shoulders or Pantene Pro V.  For deodorant I use Old Spice.  Do you guys think I'm hawt now? :hyper
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 10:30:19 AM
PANTENE lol
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 10:31:26 AM
PANTENE lol

yeah? well, at least I'm not a stupid PANDA!
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 10:34:57 AM
:(
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 10:36:42 AM
:(

 :'( sorry, got you these

(http://www.mamamikes.com/shop/images/Roses_40_2.jpg)

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:-* make up secks time? :hump
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Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 02, 2007, 11:45:19 AM
That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:56:53 AM
That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.

 :lol did lemurs just get the e-AIDS?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 02, 2007, 11:58:29 AM
That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.
Is Shake the leper messiah?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 11:59:16 AM
That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.

Wow, I didn't even have to ask

Thanks, Willco.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:59:53 AM
That leprecy bandwagon is gettin' FULL.
Is Shake the leper messiah?

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/7/7a/Metallica-MasterOfPuppets.jpg)
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: cloudwalking on May 02, 2007, 12:34:09 PM
Last time I stayed in a hotel they have this vanilla cinnamon soap. It smelled very nice but wasn't girly at all.

wow that sounds badass. two of my favourite things combined.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Beezy on May 02, 2007, 02:30:10 PM
I use Dove soap, holler back Beezy  :-* and either Head & Shoulders or Pantene Pro V.  For deodorant I use Old Spice.  Do you guys think I'm hawt now? :hyper
:lol
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Robo on May 02, 2007, 02:52:27 PM
Last time I stayed in a hotel they have this vanilla cinnamon soap. It smelled very nice but wasn't girly at all.

wow that sounds badass. two of my favourite things combined.

You have a horrible understanding of what is "badass."  Soap will never be badass until it threatens to open you up with an oversized bowie knife when you don't get a good lather going.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 03:05:31 PM
Last time I stayed in a hotel they have this vanilla cinnamon soap. It smelled very nice but wasn't girly at all.

wow that sounds badass. two of my favourite things combined.

You have a horrible understanding of what is "badass."  Soap will never be badass until it threatens to open you up with an oversized bowie knife when you don't get a good lather going.

 :lol
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 04:50:10 PM
What is this townie leper business?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Cyanista on May 02, 2007, 04:51:23 PM
Hahaha they did it. 

I believe Townie Leper is a member group designed to stop certain elements from posting threads.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 04:51:49 PM
What is this townie leper business?

It means you can't post threads or edit topics.

Sort of like a quarantine to protect the rest of the forum from annoyance.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 05:07:58 PM
Oh, well fuck this place. You think I want to be confined to posting in your guys' shitty threads? Fuck ya! I'm outtie!

You buncha self satisfied pole-smokers.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 02, 2007, 05:09:26 PM
Fuck you! Get your own angst.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: omg_lemurs on May 02, 2007, 05:10:12 PM
I gotta admit dude, it was an appropriate line.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Cyanista on May 02, 2007, 05:10:33 PM
Oh, well fuck this place. You think I want to be confined to posting in your guys' shitty threads? Fuck ya! I'm outtie!

You buncha self satisfied pole-smokers.

If only you meant it.  If you are just now realizing what "methinks the lady doth protest too much" means, you need to spend some time off the internet.  Read a book, or something.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 05:10:52 PM
Oh, well fuck this place. You think I want to be confined to posting in your guys' shitty threads? Fuck ya! I'm outtie!

You buncha self satisfied pole-smokers.

Why don't we just fast forward the month you make us believe you are gone. I'm tired of building this hope up every time you say you quit the internet/this forum.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 02, 2007, 05:11:59 PM
Personally I find the polesmokers at EB a lot more tolerable now that I can call them "polesmokers" and not get touched for it.
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Robo on May 02, 2007, 05:13:42 PM
Oh, well fuck this place. You think I want to be confined to posting in your guys' shitty threads? Fuck ya! I'm outtie!

You buncha self satisfied pole-smokers.

 :kylielaff :kylielaff :kylielaff

There has to be a 1:1 ratio of townie lepers and townie lepers who claim they're leaving.  And so far I believe there's also a 1:1 ratio of townie lepers who make this claim and stick around anyway unless otherwise banned.  Never one for originality?
Title: Re: My underarms smell...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 05:26:24 PM
 :lol :lol :lol

Lemurs should stay but only to fuel Robo's jokes!