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Title: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 02:56:53 AM
I got this from a pet forum, ive used it, it works.

Take your vacuum cleaner and set it outside your door. Flip it to ON and run the power cord into your room. Now plug the cord into a power-strip set to OFF but plugged into the wall. Whenever the cat starts yowling at the door or scratching on it flip the switch on the power supply. One dose usually keeps my cat away till morning.

The key is that they dont see YOU turn on the vacuum cleaner, which means they will always be afraid of it.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 03:02:00 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Beezy on May 02, 2007, 03:04:54 AM
That's great. :lol
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 03:05:02 AM
Do you not want your cat to see you jerking off or something?
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:06:38 AM
I want more than 4 hours sleep goddamnit you fucking troll! BURN!
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Bacon on May 02, 2007, 03:07:14 AM
So why don't you just let your cat in the room?
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 03:07:23 AM
Do you not want your cat to see you jerking off or something?
:lol

But ya MAF why don't you just let the poor cat in?
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 03:08:06 AM
Anyone who owns a cat knows why. Cats dont sleep at NIGHT, they sleep during the DAY when youre toiling at your JOB.

When you get home they wake up and spend the rest of the night just trying to get in your face.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2007, 04:06:57 AM
MAF is running a domestic Guantanamo Bay

(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8761/januaryjan11guantanamoban0.jpg)

water boarding isn't for pussys!
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: TVC15 on May 02, 2007, 04:13:29 AM
My cat is cool with me at night, 90% of the time.  She sleeps right next to me.  Sometimes she tries to sleep right next to my face, which is a problem.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Catz on May 02, 2007, 07:13:55 AM
What's with cats always trying to sleep on top of you? I slept over at a friend's house (she has 4 or 5 cats) and I woke up the first morning with one of their cats on top of my chest staring me in the eyes and another on my arm. WORST WAKE UP EVER. The next night one tried to sleep on my face  :-\
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:34:52 AM
What's with cats always trying to sleep on top of you? I slept over at a friend's house (she has 4 or 5 cats) and I woke up the first morning with one of their cats on top of my chest staring me in the eyes and another on my arm. WORST WAKE UP EVER. The next night one tried to sleep on my face  :-\

 :lol :lol so true, we have two cats, one stays upstairs when we sleep and the other one stays downstairs because he's very hyper.  The girl will sleep upstairs with us cause she's fat and lazy and aside from trying to get in my face when I get into bed she will usually spend the night sleeping at my feet like a woman should. :P  This vacuum thing sounds like a good idea though, gonna try it, TY MAF baby.
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Post by: Himu on May 02, 2007, 11:36:46 AM
You guys are mean. These kitties sound cute!
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:42:02 AM
You guys are mean. These kitties sound cute!

they are cute, but when they're knocking on your door and meowing, it's not very cute.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2007, 11:43:45 AM
GIVE THEM TOYS TO PLAY WITH
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:51:41 AM
GIVE THEM TOYS TO PLAY WITH

That's a good idea, so they can run around the bed all night?  The point is that we need them downstairs or away from us so we can sleep.  Once he gets older we'll be able to let him up.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2007, 11:54:43 AM
Naw man. I mean give them toys and shut the door.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:55:49 AM
Naw man. I mean give them toys and shut the door.

won't matter, he wants to be upstairs with us, we might try locking our other kitty downstairs with him, although this might result in two cats meowing at us.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 02, 2007, 12:04:33 PM
i never let cats in the bedroom. i find the random distraction aggravates my already aggravating insomniac inclinations.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 01:48:16 PM
Sure I scare my cat, but the cats spoiled. It has a huge cat tower and a freakin huge box full of toys it can mess with any time of day. CATS GOTTA GIMME SPACE!
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 01:51:38 PM
Whats with all you men having cats?  Real mean own dogs! 
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 01:54:17 PM
Dogs are not apartment friendly. There are exceptions to the rule but in general its a bad idea.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 02, 2007, 02:03:42 PM
Dogs are not apartment friendly. There are exceptions to the rule but in general its a bad idea.

Real men are rocks, and should own a house!

Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
I'll probably live in an apartment as long as I can, houses cost too much for so little return. Unless you plan on having a family I dont see the point.
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 02:10:32 PM
I have a lovable long hair dachshund in this apartment, you are wrong. We oft take walks in the nearby park.

Quote from: Bubblicious Panda
There are exceptions to the rule
Title: Re: Cat scratching on yer door and pissing you off?
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 04:04:37 PM
I dont think you quite grasp the accumlative cost of a house in western washington.