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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 09:53:56 AM

Title: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 09:53:56 AM
Tomorrow (Thursday) at 8 PM EST a debate will be held with the Republicans on MSNBC. It is hosted by Chris Matthews. Everyone's favorite governor of California will be introducing the candidates and might ask a few questions of the candidates himself.

Front Runners:
Rudy Giuliani:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Rudy_Giuliani.jpg/160px-Rudy_Giuliani.jpg)
The far & away favorite to win the nomination as today. He is a social moderate but is trying to make up for that with very neocon views on Terrorism and the War in Iraq (going as far as to say if a Democrat is elected another 9/11 will happen). Will he continue the scare tactics?

John McCain:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/John_McCain_official_photo_portrait.JPG/160px-John_McCain_official_photo_portrait.JPG)
A year ago the front runner but now is a has been. The conservatives did not like him in 2000 for being a moderate and going against the Christian Right. He now tries to be the conservative candidate and cuddle up to Bush. This turned off the moderates who liked him in 2000 and the conservatives still don't trust him. Can he reclaim his place ahead of Rudy?

Mitt Romney:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Gov_Romneyfree_image.jpg/160px-Gov_Romneyfree_image.jpg)
The mormon candidate as he is known. He is trying to be the Reagan-esque conservative. But was a social liberal just 10 years ago and his religion scares conservatives. Does he have a chance?


The potential Mike Gravel's of the Republican Debate:
Ron Paul:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Ron_paul.jpg/160px-Ron_paul.jpg)
Anti- Iraq War, Anti-Bush Republican. Will he cause some entertaining chaos?

Tom Tancredo:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Tom_Tancredo%2C_official_Congressional_photo.jpg/160px-Tom_Tancredo%2C_official_Congressional_photo.jpg)
Hates immigrants to the points it's on the verge of racism.

Duncan Hunter:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/78/Duncan_Hunter%2C_official_photo_portrait%2C_color.jpg/160px-Duncan_Hunter%2C_official_photo_portrait%2C_color.jpg)
Makes Bush look like a peace loving hippie. He would go to war with France if he was allowed to.

The Jesus Freaks:
Mike Huckabee
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/Mike_Huckabee_speaking_at_HealthierUS_Summit.jpg/160px-Mike_Huckabee_speaking_at_HealthierUS_Summit.jpg)

Sam Brownback
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/65/Sam_Brownback_official_portrait_2.jpg/160px-Sam_Brownback_official_portrait_2.jpg)

The everyday Republicans who no one knows why they are running:
Tommy Thompson
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Tommy_Thompson_1.jpg/160px-Tommy_Thompson_1.jpg)

Jim Gilmore
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Jim_Gilmore.jpg)
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 11:14:13 AM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(

The Jews?
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(
dont forget he thinks battlefield earth is the best book he has ever read!
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Tauntaun on May 02, 2007, 12:22:01 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(
dont forget he thinks battlefield earth is the best book he has ever read!

 :lol :lol forgot about that, he am fail
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2007, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(
dont forget he thinks battlefield earth is the best book he has ever read!

:rofl Are you serious?
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 12:28:07 PM
Yeah , the religious right would never let a Mormon into office.

NEVER.

The church my father makes me go to occasionally would basically preach that the country is fucked for the next four years if Romney is elected. They fucking hate Mormons.
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 02, 2007, 12:48:19 PM
Romney probably wouldnt do anything until the Mormon church MADE him do something dumb.
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:56:32 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 02, 2007, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(
dont forget he thinks battlefield earth is the best book he has ever read!

:rofl Are you serious?
Very. He was asked and said "My favorite book is Battlefield Earth. Very fun sci-fi!" or something. The book is scientology propaganda.  :lol
Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 02, 2007, 01:55:53 PM
Say hello to your next president, Rudy Guliani! I can't wait until he landslides my neglected poon

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Title: Re: First Republican Debate TOMORROW On MSNBC At 8:00 EST
Post by: Bloodwake on May 02, 2007, 03:05:11 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:56:32 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 02, 2007, 12:23:44 PM
Quote from: Cheebs on May 02, 2007, 12:21:16 PM
Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 02, 2007, 10:32:19 AM
Oh man the Republican Ticket am chock fulla losers. The best candidate is the MORMON but we all know who would run the country then :(
dont forget he thinks battlefield earth is the best book he has ever read!

:rofl Are you serious?
Very. He was asked and said "My favorite book is Battlefield Earth. Very fun sci-fi!" or something. The book is scientology propaganda.  :lol

Well, mormonism and scientology are both cults, so that makes sense somewhat.