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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ecrofirt on September 04, 2006, 02:52:18 AM

Title: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 04, 2006, 02:52:18 AM: Dunno why. It sucks though :(

Feels like the very depths of hell are trying their damnedest to spew forth from my chest/throat.

Thought I'd share!
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 03:04:28 AM: Get some aciphex its awesome and might help just dont let it go unwatched cause thats how i found out about my stomach cancer.
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 07:21:21 AM: ...or get Tagamet HB, a safer alternative.
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Bacon on September 04, 2006, 11:27:04 AM: Have you had any run-ins with stingrays recently?
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2006, 11:52:51 AM: Soundsl like you're developing acid reflux. There are a handfull of prescription and OTC medications that work for it. Just find one that works for you.
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 12:31:03 PM: Wow you must have had some hardcore gay sex last night.
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Vania on September 04, 2006, 12:38:55 PM: some anti depressants cause some heartburn too

:-*
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Cyanista on September 04, 2006, 12:45:03 PM: Are you pregnant? I got the worst heartburn ever when I was. . .
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 04, 2006, 01:45:04 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on September 04, 2006, 12:45:03 PM
Are you pregnant? I got the worst heartburn ever when I was. . .

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Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Mondain on September 04, 2006, 01:53:24 PM: I've had a terrible heartburn last night due to excessive consumption of poutine on delivery. Usually taking some Pepto-Bismol or Maalox, taking your shirt off and walk for a while, or just relaxing in an hot shower does the trick, but other times it doesn't. There's a creative way to get rid of it though.

While walking around and waiting for the pain to go out, I decided to watch porn and stupefyingly, it basically all disappeared. The arousement that sexual imagery provokes catalyzes secretions of beta-endorphin from your pituitary gland into your blood and to your brain that have a natural analgesic effect that kills pain, thus annihilating this disagreement while your digestive system recovers.

If it becomes a frequent annoyance, you can get prescribed something called Pantoloc, a pill that you take regularly, and which should make your stomach more resilient to gastric acid overflows.
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Diablos on September 04, 2006, 08:33:13 PM: Quote from: Willco on September 04, 2006, 11:52:51 AM
Soundsl like you're developing acid reflux. There are a handfull of prescription and OTC medications that work for it. Just find one that works for you.

I swear, that sounds like a commerical when I read it to myself :lol
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: G The Resurrected on September 04, 2006, 09:44:54 PM: If your good with your doctor just go in and they should have samples of Aciphex trust me when i say its better than Tagament HB 150 its awesome stuff for the occasional heartburn case. Also try drinking some pepto bismo the bismuth will cause you to release the excess gas in the stomach by burping which should cool things down a little.
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: whiteACID on September 06, 2006, 01:35:48 AM: Vodka is the only thing that gives me heartburn
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Ecrofirt on September 06, 2006, 02:14:43 AM: It's not heartburn so much as it's throatburn, I think. It annoys me, and I'm running out of tasty tums :(
Title: Re: I've been getting nasty heartburn recently
Post by: Diablos on September 06, 2006, 07:28:02 AM: Drink a small glass of milk.