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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: whiteACID on May 07, 2007, 08:46:10 AM

Title: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: whiteACID on May 07, 2007, 08:46:10 AM
Notice of Motion and Motion to
Compel Compliance with
Subpoena Duces Tecum

NOTICE is hereby given of the filing of this motion pursuant to Rule III (d) of the Evilbore Terms of Service by Willco, acting in his official capacity as The World’s Classiest Administrator. This motion seeks to compel the following users; Drinky Crow, Mr Angry Face, Mupepe, Demi and any other users in violation of Rule II (d), to revert back to their original usernames. The defendant has complained of headache and confusion. Pursuant to Rule, the defendant represents that she has attempted to confer with moderators for Evilbore with respect to this motion, but after, conferring; Evilbore has chosen to refuse to comply with the subpoena.

PROPOSED ORDER
This motion seeks an order from the council of Evilbore peers to judge and condemn the users mentioned above until they comply.

CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE
I hereby certify that I have made service of the foregoing Motion to Compel Compliance with Subpeona, and of a Proposed Order, by depositing this in a new thread, on 07 May 2007, true.




//signed//
whiteACID
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2007, 08:47:24 AM
YOUR MOTION IS DENIED

I am the active liaison for Willco
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 07, 2007, 09:03:30 AM
I SECOND THIS MOTION!

:signed:
G,Bz
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: ToxicAdam on May 07, 2007, 09:45:41 AM
All these big words hurt my head.

Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Ichirou on May 07, 2007, 10:03:28 AM
I'm still not sure who's who, honestly.
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2007, 10:13:07 AM
WHO IS BUBBLEBUTTLICIOUS PANDA AND WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUBBLE BUTT
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Beezy on May 07, 2007, 10:28:34 AM
WHO IS BUBBLEBUTTLICIOUS PANDA AND WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUBBLE BUTT

HE GET IT FROM HIS MOMMA
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: cloudwalking on May 07, 2007, 10:29:39 AM
thirded!
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Bloodwake on May 07, 2007, 10:35:23 AM
It's obvious from their posting styles.
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Tauntaun on May 07, 2007, 11:02:44 AM
It's obvious from their posting styles.

guess i failz at intarwebz  :-\
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Yeti on May 07, 2007, 02:42:14 PM
Let's make this a class action tort.  8)
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: demi on May 07, 2007, 02:43:58 PM
REVERSAL OF MOTION

WE HERE AT EVILBORE ASK THAT WHITEACID STAY IN THE NEXT MARRIAGE SHE IS IN FOR AT LEAST OVER A PERIOD OF TWENTY-FOUR (24) HOURS BEFORE LEAVING TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO COMES ACROSS
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 07, 2007, 02:44:25 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: whiteACID on May 07, 2007, 02:45:29 PM
REVERSAL OF MOTION

WE HERE AT EVILBORE ASK THAT WHITEACID STAY IN THE NEXT MARRIAGE SHE IS IN FOR AT LEAST OVER A PERIOD OF TWENTY-FOUR (24) HOURS BEFORE LEAVING TO THE NEXT PERSON WHO COMES ACROSS
This is slanderous and you have no evidence to back up your claims (et. al I have never been married and you are not funny)
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 07, 2007, 02:46:01 PM
I think drinky was the only one who came out with a better name. 
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: demi on May 07, 2007, 02:54:22 PM
This is slanderous and you have no evidence to back up your claims (et. al I have never been married and you are not funny)

Quote
The defendant has complained of headache and confusion.

MOTION DENIED ON THE FACT THAT DEFENDANT IS PROBABLY BUZZED ON SOMETHING SHE SMOKED BETWEEN HER COUCH CUSHIONS -- AGAIN

DEFENDANT CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS WHO IS WHO UNDER THEIR NEW ALIASES

DISMISSED
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2007, 03:00:36 PM
I think drinky was the only one who came out with a better name. 

I liked mine, Molotov Cocktease.
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: whiteACID on May 07, 2007, 03:00:55 PM
This is slanderous and you have no evidence to back up your claims (et. al I have never been married and you are not funny)

Quote
The defendant has complained of headache and confusion.

MOTION DENIED ON THE FACT THAT DEFENDANT IS PROBABLY BUZZED ON SOMETHING SHE SMOKED BETWEEN HER COUCH CUSHIONS -- AGAIN

DEFENDANT CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS WHO IS WHO UNDER THEIR NEW ALIASES

DISMISSED

The Notice of Motion procedure emphasizes the pleading of facts upon which the plaintiff claims relief and relieves the defendant of the necessity which existed at common law. This concept limits the plaintiff of stating his facts should be those adapted to the motion procedure.
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Himu on May 07, 2007, 03:02:27 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 07, 2007, 03:06:30 PM
Uh oh, here comes the fun police.
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2007, 01:43:16 AM
this is pending my lawsuit of adult swim for defamation of character
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Catz on May 08, 2007, 03:16:39 AM
Bubblicious Panda is I think MAF
Dick Frost is Demi
Professor Pole is Drinky
Smooth Groove is Malek?
Rob Thomas is Mupepe
Scurvy Stan - ?
Michelle is PD

And I don't remember the other alt names.
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 05:16:30 PM
Bubblicious Panda is I think MAF
Dick Frost is Demi
Professor Pole is Drinky
Smooth Groove is Malek?
Rob Thomas is Mupepe
Scurvy Stan - ?
Michelle is PD

And I don't remember the other alt names.

Smooth Groove is Smooth Groove
Malek is Malek. 
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 08, 2007, 05:43:52 PM
whiteACID pwnt
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Ichirou on May 08, 2007, 05:51:05 PM
Bubblicious Panda is I think MAF
Dick Frost is Demi
Professor Pole is Drinky
Smooth Groove is Malek?
Rob Thomas is Mupepe
Scurvy Stan - ?
Michelle is PD

And I don't remember the other alt names.

Smooth Groove is Smooth Groove
Malek is Malek. 

FINKEL IS EINHORN!
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 06:17:05 PM
Bubblicious Panda is I think MAF
Dick Frost is Demi
Professor Pole is Drinky
Smooth Groove is Malek?
Rob Thomas is Mupepe
Scurvy Stan - ?
Michelle is PD

And I don't remember the other alt names.

Smooth Groove is Smooth Groove
Malek is Malek. 

FINKEL IS EINHORN!

Ichi is Metdroid?
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2007, 06:17:49 PM
i'm pretty sure if i make out with whiteacid her confusion will go away.  confirm or deny?
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Beezy on May 08, 2007, 06:20:44 PM
Ichi is Metdroid?
NO!
Title: Re: NOTICE OF MOTION
Post by: Ichirou on May 09, 2007, 02:09:30 AM
 :-*