THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Ichirou on May 08, 2007, 01:03:31 AM
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First off, I love the concept behind Black Caligula, and the small excerpt of script that I think White Man posted on GAF a long while back. It's been my dream since then to see this movie made. That said, the likelihood of Hollywood getting off its butt and making it is unlikely, to say the least.
So I think Evilbore should make Black Caligula as an independent feature. I say we all chip in money for the needed equipment, and then assign people roles in production: Willco can be the producer, TVC 15 will write the screenplay, FlameofCallandor can direct, the African American members of EB can play Black Caligula and his posse, and the lovely ladies of EB can play his various hos. Lemurs can do the soundtrack.
I think this is a brilliant idea and the best way to get this long-gestating project off the ground. :tophat
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I'm actually working on something. Shh...
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Mupepe, BlueTsunami, CajoleJuice and I can play the cholos who try to move in on Black Caligula's turf. :D
What are you working on, Triumph? PM me. :hyper
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Mupepe, BlueTsunami, CajoleJuice and I can play the cholos who try to move in on Black Caligula's turf. :D
What are you working on, Triumph? PM me. :hyper
He will send his ALL GIRL ARMY OF NINJA ASSASSINS to cut you.
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All girls...all nude to distract us while they chop us to bits.
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I'm cool with that.
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Okay, my character's name will be Whitey, Mupepe will be King Cholo, CajoleJuice will be Half-Nelson, and BlueTsunami can be Big Bear (he will be DOIN THANGS).
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Just as long as none of you fucks get in my way if I ever actually want to write it.
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Just as long as none of you fucks get in my way if I ever actually want to write it.
We wouldn't do it if you weren't the screenwriter. :-\
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Just as long as none of you fucks get in my way if I ever actually want to write it.
Can you write two versions, one for straights and one for gays? I'm sure your sex scenes would be awesome but I'm just not into homoeroticism.
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Just as long as none of you fucks get in my way if I ever actually want to write it.
Can you write two versions, one for straights and one for gays? I'm sure your sex scenes would be awesome but I'm just not into homoeroticism.
In the spirit of Caligula, most of the sex scenes would be attractive to neither sexual orientation.
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Uhm, it wouldn't be Black Caligula if it didn't run the whole gamut of debauchery. There'll be straight sex, gay sex, bestiality, midget sex, amputee sex, etc., etc. I'd expect nothing less from White Man.
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Just as long as none of you fucks get in my way if I ever actually want to write it.
Can you write two versions, one for straights and one for gays? I'm sure your sex scenes would be awesome but I'm just not into homoeroticism.
In the spirit of Caligula, most of the sex scenes would be attractive to neither sexual orientation.
I watch orgies to pop a boner, not to throw up. WTF.
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I would like to be in your film! I am a good actress but I lack range in regional accents. :(
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I demand a part in this masterpiece.
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Just as long as none of you fucks get in my way if I ever actually want to write it.
Can you write two versions, one for straights and one for gays? I'm sure your sex scenes would be awesome but I'm just not into homoeroticism.
In the spirit of Caligula, most of the sex scenes would be attractive to neither sexual orientation.
I watch orgies to pop a boner, not to throw up. WTF.
Nuts to you. The goal is to outdo the unrated cut of Caligula, which features:
This version contained many scenes with extremely taboo, sexually, and violently explicit content, including orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, male and female homosexuality, cross-dressing and transvestism, sibling incest, rape, male and female urination, decapitating prisoners using a lawn-mower-type device (which is unlikely to have actually existed), unseen fratricide, penile castration and unseen testi castration, and slamming a child on stone steps like a rag doll.
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I would like to be in your film! I am a good actress but I lack range in regional accents. :(
I would like her to be in your movie
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TVC 15, you HAVE to put G in the flick.
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Nuts to you. The goal is to outdo the unrated cut of Caligula, which features:
This version contained many scenes with extremely taboo, sexually, and violently explicit content, including orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, male and female homosexuality, cross-dressing and transvestism, sibling incest, rape, male and female urination, decapitating prisoners using a lawn-mower-type device (which is unlikely to have actually existed), unseen fratricide, penile castration and unseen testi castration, and slamming a child on stone steps like a rag doll.
Half of those actually sounds pretty erotic. I guess I'll be going back and forth from nauseated to aroused.
I would like to be in your film! I am a good actress but I lack range in regional accents. :(
orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, male and female homosexuality, cross-dressing and transvestism, sibling incest, rape, male and female urination, decapitating prisoners using a lawn-mower-type device (which is unlikely to have actually existed), unseen fratricide, penile castration and unseen testi castration, and slamming a child on stone steps like a rag doll.
We'll overlook your weakness with accents since you're our friend. Which of the above acts will you like to portray? It will be better if you are a practitioner of method acting. We'll like the movie to be as real as possible.
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Caligula was like the weirdest movie ever.
orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, male and female homosexuality, cross-dressing and transvestism, sibling incest, rape, male and female urination, decapitating prisoners using a lawn-mower-type device (which is unlikely to have actually existed), unseen fratricide, penile castration and unseen testi castration, and slamming a child on stone steps like a rag doll.
We'll overlook your weakness with accents since you're out friend. Which of the above acts will you like to portray? It will be better if you are a practitioner of method acting. We'll like the movie to be as real as possible.
Method acting? You want I should dash children's heads open and cut necks open with a roman lawnmower? And I'm not killing my uncle. . .
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Caligula was like the weirdest movie ever.
orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, male and female homosexuality, cross-dressing and transvestism, sibling incest, rape, male and female urination, decapitating prisoners using a lawn-mower-type device (which is unlikely to have actually existed), unseen fratricide, penile castration and unseen testi castration, and slamming a child on stone steps like a rag doll.
We'll overlook your weakness with accents since you're out friend. Which of the above acts will you like to portray? It will be better if you are a practitioner of method acting. We'll like the movie to be as real as possible.
Method acting? You want I should dash children's heads open and cut necks open with a roman lawnmower? And I'm not killing my uncle. . .
but... you're fine with the rest, right?
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dp
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Method acting? You want I should dash children's heads open and cut necks open with a roman lawnmower? And I'm not killing my uncle. . .
That's fine. You can still pick roles that involve
orgies, masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, anal fisting, male and female homosexuality, cross-dressing and transvestism, sibling incest, rape, male and female urination
but... you're fine with the rest, right?
It's scary how great minds think alike.
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If I direct I want a cameo in blackface.
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If I direct I want a cameo in blackface.
Only if you sing "Mammy"
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Can I be a grip?
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Um, me and Himuro are the only black members here, aren't we?
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Um, me and Himuro are the only black members here, aren't we?
I'm not from the Midwest/South so I'm as close as you gonna get! :-* I've seen them hip-hop kids around, I'm down.
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Um, me and Himuro are the only black members here, aren't we?
You don't believe in Michelle?
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Himuro to play Black Caligula, Beezy to play his Blasian-addicted lieutenant.