THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 09:34:16 PM

Title: Cloud: As you know so much...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 09:34:16 PM: about gifts to get the old snatch, recommend gifts to guys can give to get to the young pussy?

Swedish candy, what else?
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Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2007, 09:35:19 PM: snatch is such an ugly world :yuck
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 09:36:34 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 08, 2007, 09:35:19 PM
snatch is such an ugly world :yuck

I actually don't like it ether, that why I used it for old women.
Title: Re: Cloud: As you know so much...
Post by: cloudwalking on May 08, 2007, 09:43:54 PM: the younger crowd?

just get a bucket of candy, like this guy:

(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7880/zhb4.jpg)

the kiddies will come running.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 09:45:41 PM: I was hoping for the 18-23 crowd? What about them?
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Post by: cloudwalking on May 08, 2007, 09:46:48 PM: can't help you there

edit: i just noticed it's a chick in that picture, not a guy
Title: Re: Cloud: As you know so much...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 09:48:01 PM: Disappointment total. :-\
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Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2007, 10:17:27 PM: What you get them is drunk.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2007, 10:29:34 PM: You should get girls flowers. I got a couple girls flowers once and they were so blown away. Like really surprised and said it was the first time anyone bought them flowers.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 10:31:27 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 10:29:34 PM
You should get girls flowers. I got a couple girls flowers once and they were so blown away. Like really surprised and said it was the first time anyone bought them flowers.

Then they had sex with another guy?
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Title: Re: Cloud: As you know so much...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2007, 10:32:00 PM: Probably :-\
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Post by: cloudwalking on May 08, 2007, 10:32:06 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 10:29:34 PM
You should get girls flowers. I got a couple girls flowers once and they were so blown away. Like really surprised and said it was the first time anyone bought them flowers.

no one's ever got me flowers before :( i've always had a fantasy about receiving flowers at work someday.
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Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2007, 10:33:45 PM: "It's my dick in a flower pot!"
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Post by: cloudwalking on May 08, 2007, 10:37:55 PM: i always had boyfriends who just bought me video games

not that there's anything wrong with that
Title: Re: Cloud: As you know so much...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 10:38:09 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 10:32:00 PM
Probably :-\

And you know why? because you got a "couple" of girls flowers. If you would have focused that to one of the girls you would have been better off.
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Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2007, 10:40:39 PM: Pbfbt

I've never bought a girl a videogame. I'd only do that if I wanted my nuts ripped off. They always want the standard jewelry, candy and flowers. I bought a painting for one once and it worked out.
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Post by: CajoleJuice on May 08, 2007, 10:41:41 PM: I bought a girl a rose once to ask her out.

It was over within a week.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2007, 10:43:40 PM: i bought a girl flowers and sent them to her work once. didn't work out. so i'm not ever doing that again. almost 200 bucks down the drain. whores
Title: Re: Cloud: As you know so much...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 10:45:53 PM: $200? :o jesus man how many flowers did you get her.
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Post by: Mupepe on May 08, 2007, 10:47:21 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on May 08, 2007, 10:45:53 PM
$200? :o jesus man how many flowers did you get her.
4 dozen roses rofl what a waste
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 10:48:27 PM: :lol holly shit man. She must have been hella hot.
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Post by: G The Resurrected on May 08, 2007, 10:50:35 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 08, 2007, 10:43:40 PM
i bought a girl flowers and sent them to her work once. didn't work out. so i'm not ever doing that again. almost 200 bucks down the drain. whores

I sent one fucking boquet and it cost me 150 bucks granted it was nice. Thats what I get for wanting out of season flowers. I did get her flowers again though for valentines day. That frog was awesome but the flowers sucked. They resent them thank god but it was already ruined. Only take flowers when your going on a date. It gives you instant points so your already ahead for the night.
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Post by: etiolate on May 08, 2007, 10:50:49 PM: How much men spend we equate to what we get in return. Flowers is a date in return. . Some chocolates AND some flowers is a BJ at the least. $200 Flowers is a date and nookie. We can't just throw away money here! There's a whole exchange rate going on. Restaraunt, flowers, the whole deal is worth some multipositional sex. If you he buys you diamonds, you better get ready for anal hun. Diamonds and pearls? Threesome with your hot cousin. Dieamonds, pearls, dinner, flowers and a Mercedes? You're going to have to lose an eye, because that means skullfuck.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 08, 2007, 10:52:42 PM: :lol
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Post by: Ichirou on May 09, 2007, 12:04:42 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on May 08, 2007, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 10:29:34 PM
You should get girls flowers. I got a couple girls flowers once and they were so blown away. Like really surprised and said it was the first time anyone bought them flowers.

no one's ever got me flowers before :( i've always had a fantasy about receiving flowers at work someday.

The sad thing is, usually when girls get flowers it's from some creepy secret admirer instead of the guy they actually want flowers from.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 09, 2007, 12:17:06 AM: I get my wife flowers at least once a month. More so in the spring and summer when the flower markets have really cool stuff.
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Post by: Yeti on May 09, 2007, 12:23:09 AM: Quote from: Ichirou on May 09, 2007, 12:04:42 AM
Quote from: cloudwalking on May 08, 2007, 10:32:06 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 08, 2007, 10:29:34 PM
You should get girls flowers. I got a couple girls flowers once and they were so blown away. Like really surprised and said it was the first time anyone bought them flowers.

no one's ever got me flowers before :( i've always had a fantasy about receiving flowers at work someday.

The sad thing is, usually when girls get flowers it's from some creepy secret admirer instead of the guy they actually want flowers from.

That seems to be the sort of thing Cloudwalking is into.