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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:04:19 PM

Title: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:04:19 PM
Ok...I think this older woman has taken an interest in me. It started with her asking about a book I was reading last Friday (DMT: The Spirit Molecule!). She asked me what it was about (like a teacher would ask for a report) and had a little convo with her about it. Wanded her, checked her bag (she also reads lots o' books) and was done. I just looked in her bag though, I'm not allowed to touch anything (shes supposed to shift around the contents herself so I can view).

Now for today. I was posted in the same position and she came up. I wanded her and she asked me to check her bag (as in for me to look in and around). I oblige and go dive in (since she gave me permission). The first thing right on top of the bag is some book about Sexual Positions! WTF  :o I was going to ask her what that was about but there were people in line. I blinked, shrugged it off and let her on her way.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. Shes not ugly either...shes probably like late 40s? I don't know Evilbore...I don't know...

Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Vizzys on May 09, 2007, 05:08:37 PM
DO IT
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:10:36 PM
:rofl

Its going to be awkward, next time I'm up there. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS harr harr omg
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2007, 05:12:03 PM
 :rofl

Go for it. Make a slight comment or something, and maybe she'll try to push things along further. Please don't be all upfront this an old lady lol
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:15:47 PM
omg I feel so fucken dirty, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Also, she sort of looks like this but I'm using it as a reference point on how old she is...

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6274/middle20age20womanqf2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This isn't right!
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Cheebs on May 09, 2007, 05:18:15 PM
40's is an old lady?
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 05:18:53 PM
40's is an old lady?

Actually it isn't but its a couple of years older than my mother

Shes probably almost 30 years older than me
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 09, 2007, 05:34:19 PM
FHUTA!!!



God I haven't said that in a long time.  I feel like I just came. 
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: TVC15 on May 09, 2007, 05:35:52 PM
DO IT!  And take pictures.  Of you wearing her panties.
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Ichirou on May 09, 2007, 06:05:31 PM
Guess she couldn't stand against the latino heat.  Do it, dude.  Go for it, I've always wanted to date an older woman.
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 09, 2007, 10:34:41 PM
DO IT!  And take pictures.  Of you wearing her panties.

I may do this. I won't rock it like Bz though.
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Christopher on May 09, 2007, 10:36:58 PM
"I wanded her"

:lol :bow Blue
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Tauntaun on May 09, 2007, 11:32:23 PM
Bail out! She's got teh super aids!  :o

When she comes around say "do not want!" :wag
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Error Macro on May 10, 2007, 01:24:53 AM
Ok...I think this older woman has taken an interest in me. It started with her asking about a book I was reading last Friday (DMT: The Spirit Molecule!). She asked me what it was about (like a teacher would ask for a report) and had a little convo with her about it. Wanded her, checked her bag (she also reads lots o' books) and was done. I just looked in her bag though, I'm not allowed to touch anything (shes supposed to shift around the contents herself so I can view).

Now for today. I was posted in the same position and she came up. I wanded her and she asked me to check her bag (as in for me to look in and around). I oblige and go dive in (since she gave me permission). The first thing right on top of the bag is some book about Sexual Positions! WTF  :o I was going to ask her what that was about but there were people in line. I blinked, shrugged it off and let her on her way.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. Shes not ugly either...shes probably like late 40s? I don't know Evilbore...I don't know...



I was just wondering...  Have they ever offered you a chair?
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Yeti on May 10, 2007, 01:46:54 AM
I got hit on by older women all the time when I was working at Disney World. Heck, I just got hit on a lot by people of both genders and all ages.  :-\
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 01:49:06 AM
omg I feel so fucken dirty, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Also, she sort of looks like this but I'm using it as a reference point on how old she is...

(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/6274/middle20age20womanqf2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

This isn't right!

Good enough for me.  :hump
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 10, 2007, 03:56:49 AM
Sorry to be a downer but Cardinal Rule: Don't shit where you eat.
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 10, 2007, 07:42:00 AM
Ok...I think this older woman has taken an interest in me. It started with her asking about a book I was reading last Friday (DMT: The Spirit Molecule!). She asked me what it was about (like a teacher would ask for a report) and had a little convo with her about it. Wanded her, checked her bag (she also reads lots o' books) and was done. I just looked in her bag though, I'm not allowed to touch anything (shes supposed to shift around the contents herself so I can view).

Now for today. I was posted in the same position and she came up. I wanded her and she asked me to check her bag (as in for me to look in and around). I oblige and go dive in (since she gave me permission). The first thing right on top of the bag is some book about Sexual Positions! WTF  :o I was going to ask her what that was about but there were people in line. I blinked, shrugged it off and let her on her way.

WHAT IS THIS SHIT. Shes not ugly either...shes probably like late 40s? I don't know Evilbore...I don't know...



I was just wondering...  Have they ever offered you a chair?

Fortunately it was there when I started. Seinfeld paving the way for Security Officers abroad :heart
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: tiesto on May 10, 2007, 08:05:01 AM
I say give it a shot, just make sure she isn't married and you don't have her crazy-ass husband coming after you with a shotgun!
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: Prost on May 10, 2007, 12:35:40 PM
you know she's got experience, she'll make you have a wild night and introduce you to all of the crazy sex things imaginable
Title: Re: Adventures of a Security Officer: I think I was hit on by an old lady today
Post by: APF on May 10, 2007, 02:33:09 PM
Sorry to be a downer but Cardinal Rule: Don't shit where you eat.

That doesn't mean you can't fuck in the kitchen