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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: etiolate on May 09, 2007, 08:28:41 PM

Title: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: etiolate on May 09, 2007, 08:28:41 PM: Quote
We have come to a consensus on our daughter's name!!! She will be named:

Pandora Astraea Radagast Annextiomarus Dalía Ondine Xeziriq Amethyst L. <-- my last name.

And that makes her initials spell: P.A.R.A.D.O.X.A.L !!! Yay!!! And she's got a total of 69 letters in her name! How perfect. You know how I love the number 3 and multiples of 3.

She's got a full name now!!! :D

Totally serious post. This person is pregnant. Thats the baby name.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 09, 2007, 08:29:39 PM: I was about to go take a shower.

Now I think I'm going to drown myself in a bath of my own tears.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Error Macro on May 09, 2007, 08:33:40 PM: The last name is 'L'? How anticlimactic.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 09, 2007, 08:35:17 PM: Isnt there a test or something before you get to have a kid?
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Beezy on May 09, 2007, 08:39:52 PM: Poor kid will never be able to learn her whole name.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: bluemax on May 09, 2007, 08:45:57 PM: I bet this person LARPs.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Vizzys on May 09, 2007, 08:47:21 PM: antichrist confirmed
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 09, 2007, 09:04:22 PM: There should be a governmental agency that monitors this stuff. It's un-constitutional to ruin a child's life with such a horrible name.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: etiolate on May 09, 2007, 09:09:35 PM: I also think the 'daddy' is a post op/post-pill TG, but always been too afraid to ask them.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 09, 2007, 09:09:55 PM: 69? Perfect? What does she want her child to be a porn star?

Though like all names her name will be shortened down and she'll just be called Pan for all her parents effort.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: xnikki118x on May 10, 2007, 12:46:41 AM: What country is this in? Some countries won't let you name your kid something that fucked up. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: max_cool on May 10, 2007, 01:05:39 AM: By the time she fills out the bubble sheet for her name, the test will be over.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Yeti on May 10, 2007, 01:19:01 AM: Quote from: etiolate on May 09, 2007, 09:09:35 PM
I also think the 'daddy' is a post op/post-pill TG, but always been too afraid to ask them.

You know these people? You must intervene on the child's behalf.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 01:40:57 AM: Hopefully they aren't vegans.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: xnikki118x on May 10, 2007, 02:43:43 AM: Quote from: max_cool on May 10, 2007, 01:05:39 AM
By the time she fills out the bubble sheet for her name, the test will be over.

Haha seriously!
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: etiolate on May 10, 2007, 03:54:26 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 10, 2007, 12:46:41 AM
What country is this in? Some countries won't let you name your kid something that fucked up. Not that that's a bad thing, of course.

here in the good ol' US OF A

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You know these people? You must intervene on the child's behalf.

You must not have much experience with wacky people. The only hope the child has is for someone these people hate to say they love the name.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Yeti on May 10, 2007, 01:51:15 PM: Quote from: etiolate on May 10, 2007, 03:54:26 AM
You must not have much experience with wacky people. The only hope the child has is for someone these people hate to say they love the name.

Then that is what you must do. For the good of the child.
Title: Re: This is a for reals post from LJ
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 02:30:05 PM: Quote from: Error Macro on May 09, 2007, 08:33:40 PM
The last name is 'L'? How anticlimactic.

(http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Death%20Note/dn_l-justice.jpg)