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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 01:21:44 PM

Title: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 01:21:44 PM: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/10/special_rumpy_terrible_price/

Painstaking academic research indicates that promiscuous oral sex can carry a higher risk of throat cancer than smoking or boozing.

A report based on a hospital study of 100 oropharyngeal cancer sufferers and 200 controls, carried out by Johns Hopkins scientists, appeared today in the New England Journal of Medicine. In it, the splendidly-named Dr Gypsyamber D'Souza and her co-authors make some noteworthy conclusions.
Click here to find out more!

"A high lifetime number of vaginal-sex partners (26 or more) was associated with oropharyngeal cancer," the boffins wrote. It's hard to say what that really means in terms of rumpy-associated risk; but El Reg suggests that it does offer at least one piece of concrete info. Namely, that if you are a Johns Hopkins scientist, chances are you have done it with significantly less than 26 people.

According to the scientists, oral sex is a vastly more dangerous business than plain-vanilla rogering, with just six or more partners required to increase the danger of throat cancer. Again it seemed that the Johns Hopkins crew had perhaps led relatively quiet lives, as they considered that half-a-dozen was a "high" final score.

The increased multipartner-jigjig throat cancer risk was due to the likelihood of becoming infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), thought to be implicated in various kinds of cancer including the cervical variety.

The study appeared to suggest that throat-cancer risks from booze and cigs were insignificant compared to those from getting too frisky. Of course, that doesn't mean that drink and baccy are safer than the other things you might - in this context - put in your mouth. Oral sex doesn't (as far we as we know) cause liver failure or lung cancer. So don't log off that swingers' site and rush out for a sixpack or 20 Bensons just yet.

On the face of it, however, this really is excellent news for cigar fanciers, who seldom breathe the fumes of their chosen weed into their lungs and so avoid many of the risks faced by aficionados of the smaller, more economical paper-wrapped smoke. One of cigar-lovers' primary risks is that of cancer in the throat or mouth; and it now appears that this danger is actually insignificant.

Of course, certain circumstances leap to mind in which this might not be true. It seems possible that former US President Bill Clinton may be reading the New England Journal of Medicine with close attention this afternoon. ®
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 01:52:04 PM: :lol :lol I read the title as "smoking crack..."
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 02:30:12 PM: I have a lump in my lip. I'm gonna give it another week before I go to urgent care and have them check it out. It's been there for about a week and a half and it doesn't hurt.
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 02:38:37 PM: hi black dude, what kind of magic do you cast?
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Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 02:40:40 PM: charm mostly
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 02:43:11 PM: :-* It works

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Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:46:37 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 02:30:12 PM
I have a lump in my lip. I'm gonna give it another week before I go to urgent care and have them check it out. It's been there for about a week and a half and it doesn't hurt.

Are you serious? You should go check it out now. There's really nothing to be gained by delaying a doctor visit.
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Post by: Himu on May 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 02:52:49 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 02:30:12 PM
I have a lump in my lip. I'm gonna give it another week before I go to urgent care and have them check it out. It's been there for about a week and a half and it doesn't hurt.

Are you serious? You should go check it out now. There's really nothing to be gained by delaying a doctor visit.

I have to agree, better safe then dead.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:56:06 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cigarillo. :lol
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2007, 02:56:13 PM: IS THIS ARTICLE JOKING

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S JOKING

AUGH!!!
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2007, 02:56:41 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cigarillo. :lol

WHAT ORAL SEX?! I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO WOMEN. I CAN'T GIVE ORAL TO WOMEN NOW?!? AND WHAT ABOUT BLOW JOBS?! I CAN'T RECIEVE BJ'S ANYMORE?! THE WAY OF LIFE IS CHANGING WITH THIS NEWS
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 02:58:45 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 02:56:41 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cigarillo. :lol

WHAT ORAL SEX?! I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO WOMEN. I CAN'T GIVE ORAL TO WOMEN NOW?!? AND WHAT ABOUT BLOW JOBS?! I CAN'T RECIEVE BJ'S ANYMORE?! THE WAY OF LIFE IS CHANGING WITH THIS NEWS

I heard they're doing a study to see if being black gives you cancer!

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Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:59:46 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 02:56:41 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:56:06 PM
Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 02:52:45 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cigarillo. :lol

WHAT ORAL SEX?! I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO WOMEN. I CAN'T GIVE ORAL TO WOMEN NOW?!? AND WHAT ABOUT BLOW JOBS?! I CAN'T RECIEVE BJ'S ANYMORE?! THE WAY OF LIFE IS CHANGING WITH THIS NEWS

Sure. We all know you give BJs to TVC.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2007, 03:01:04 PM: SHUT UP. I NEED A CONFIRMATION. I LOVE GIVING ORAL TO WOMEN AUGH
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Post by: Cyanista on May 10, 2007, 03:04:09 PM: Oral sex has been around since the dawn of lips.

Living is hazardous to your health.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 03:05:09 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 02:46:37 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 02:30:12 PM
I have a lump in my lip. I'm gonna give it another week before I go to urgent care and have them check it out. It's been there for about a week and a half and it doesn't hurt.

Are you serious? You should go check it out now. There's really nothing to be gained by delaying a doctor visit.

what is one more week? If I wait a week and it goes away on it's own, I just saved some money. I can't afford to waste money.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 03:20:06 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 03:05:09 PM

what is one more week? If I wait a week and it goes away on it's own, I just saved some money. I can't afford to waste money.

One week could make a huge difference. One of the primary goals in treating cancer is to make sure that it doesn't spread to anywhere else. It could be the difference between life & death.

Quote from: Cyanista on May 10, 2007, 03:04:09 PM
Oral sex has been around since the dawn of lips.

Living is hazardous to your health.

I like your attitude. I need to know more girls like you.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Cyanista on May 10, 2007, 03:24:29 PM: No, no - I'm someone's joke character. I was talking about giving oral sex to the honeys.

:supergay
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Post by: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 03:32:29 PM: I had no idea.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2007, 03:32:59 PM: You know, oral sex isn't just for females and cigarillo guys. It is ALSO for guys who LIKE EATING CHICK'S OUT.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 03:35:12 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 03:32:59 PM
You know, oral sex isn't just for females and cigarillo guys. It is ALSO for guys who LIKE EATING CHICK'S OUT.

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Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Himu on May 10, 2007, 03:37:45 PM: AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 03:43:26 PM: Quote from: Himuro on May 10, 2007, 03:37:45 PM
AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Himuro
double fuck
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on May 10, 2007, 04:12:03 PM: Am i the only guy on this forum who dont like oral sex?

I had plenty of past gfs and now i am married, and i was never into it. I never had it btw, i'm just saying its not my cup of tea.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2007, 04:14:39 PM: Well it doesn't matter too much. It's not like she has to swallow
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Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM: I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 04:42:41 PM: Quote from: $till LegendaryU2K on May 10, 2007, 04:12:03 PM
Am i the only guy on this forum who dont like oral sex?

I had plenty of past gfs and now i am married, and i was never into it. I never had it btw, i'm just saying its not my cup of tea.

Wait you never had oral sex? I'm confused.
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Post by: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 04:43:58 PM: Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
wtf
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2007, 05:00:03 PM: All I want is oral sex. I'm not interested in vaginal escapades
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 07:08:09 PM: Well, I've decided to go see a docter tomorrow regarding the lump inside my lip because Smooth Groove over here has to scare me into thinking I have cancer. :'(
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 07:16:26 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 07:08:09 PM
Well, I've decided to go see a docter tomorrow regarding the lump inside my lip because Smooth Groove over here has to scare me into thinking I have cancer. :'(

I just said that it's not good to put off a medical evaluation. Don't scare yourself for no reason. Oral cancers are very uncommon.
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Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:21:28 PM: Quote from: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
wtf

:lol :lol :lol :lol time for your wifely duties my dear
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Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 08:25:53 PM: [youtube=425,350]vsIohSU1Iww[/youtube].
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:26:04 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
wtf

:lol :lol :lol :lol time for your wifely duties my dear

There's why she got divorced after two days last time.
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:33:57 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:26:04 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
wtf

:lol :lol :lol :lol time for your wifely duties my dear

There's why she got divorced after two days last time.

lul, "time for your cancer stick dear"

"but I gave up smoking"

"I know...but what sound do turkeys make?" :-*

"gobble gobble gobble?"

"exactly!"
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:40:53 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:26:04 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
wtf

:lol :lol :lol :lol time for your wifely duties my dear

There's why she got divorced after two days last time.

lul, "time for your cancer stick dear"

"but I gave up smoking"

"I know...but what sound do turkeys make?" :-*

"gobble gobble gobble?"

"exactly!"

Cancer stick. lol
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Post by: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:52:05 AM: Now whenever I hear "cancer stick"...oy, lol.
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:00:02 AM: A clear bubble has formed on the outer skin where the lump is! I'M DIEING!!!! :'(
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 11, 2007, 03:03:07 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:00:02 AM
A clear bubble has formed on the outer skin where the lump is! I'M DIEING!!!! :'(

Is there pus? It's probably just a bacterial infection. Just go get it checked tomorrow.
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:05:27 AM: I don't know, is pus a clear liquid? That's it im gonna drink! This might be my last few beers ever! Goodbye cruel world!!! :'(

Nikki: Looks like.. im a goner... maybe ill see you in heaven! :'(
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 11, 2007, 03:08:25 AM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:05:27 AM
I don't know, is pus a clear liquid? That's it im gonna drink! This might be my last few beers ever! Goodbye cruel world!!! :'(

Nikki: Looks like.. im a goner... maybe ill see you in heaven! :'(

Calm down, man. Pus is just composed of your cells that have taken care of the invader. It doesn't mean that your condition is really bad.
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:09:45 AM: it's getting bigger!!! IM SERIOUS! The bubble is growing!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:12:11 AM: what the fuck maybe i should poke it with a needle. this thing must be filling up quick. I better make peace with god.
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:13:45 AM: Smooth, don't leave me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :'(
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 03:15:26 AM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:40:53 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:33:57 PM
Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:26:04 PM
Quote from: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:21:28 PM
Quote from: whiteACID on May 10, 2007, 04:43:58 PM
Quote from: DeezNutzRBlue on May 10, 2007, 04:29:24 PM
I hope my wife dies of throat cancer then. I don't mean that in a bad way.
wtf

:lol :lol :lol :lol time for your wifely duties my dear

There's why she got divorced after two days last time.

lul, "time for your cancer stick dear"

"but I gave up smoking"

"I know...but what sound do turkeys make?" :-*

"gobble gobble gobble?"

"exactly!"

Cancer stick. lol

You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered wit
Then you show him the new trick of how you can make yo pussy smoke a cancer stick
Title: Re: Smoking cock can be hazardous to your health
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 11, 2007, 03:18:46 AM: Read this article. http://www.medicinenet.com/boils/article.htm You should be fine. Just make sure you see the doctor tomorrow. He might have to prescribe some antibiotics. Did you ever get injured in the mouth area?
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Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:20:07 AM: injured by a cock
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:22:48 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:20:07 AM
injured by a cock

why must you torment me on my deathbed, woman! After i poured my heart out to you! :'(
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Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:23:38 AM: i'm just saying, it can happen
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Post by: Smooth Groove on May 11, 2007, 03:25:08 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:20:07 AM
injured by a cock
Very unladylike. (http://oak.cats.ohiou.edu/~ms322801/evilbore/smilies/wag.gif)

Quote from: Michelle on May 11, 2007, 03:15:26 AM
You tryin to hide it from your husband but I know he be knowin
that your pussy's been tampered wit
Then you show him the new trick of how you can make yo pussy smoke a cancer stick

Nice flow. lol I didn't know that you're a lyrical artist. What kind of beat would you use?
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Post by: balikeye on May 11, 2007, 09:40:26 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:20:07 AM
injured by a cock

:lol That totally reminds me of the scene in Chasing Amy

Blackmage: Are you sure it's not da Herpes?
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Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on May 11, 2007, 05:18:24 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 04:42:41 PM
Quote from: $till LegendaryU2K on May 10, 2007, 04:12:03 PM
Am i the only guy on this forum who dont like oral sex?

I had plenty of past gfs and now i am married, and i was never into it. I never had it btw, i'm just saying its not my cup of tea.

Wait you never had oral sex? I'm confused.

You sound shocked hahaah. Not everyone is into that you know.
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Post by: DeezNutzRBlue on May 11, 2007, 05:27:16 PM: There is nothing like watching her try to choke down a load. Maybe slap her in the face with your wang, blow it on her face and in her hair. Ahhhhhh, the good ol' days!!! i love sheep.
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Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 06:13:36 PM: what if a woman's twat tasted like a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich? i'd risk cancer for that
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Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 06:25:18 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 06:13:36 PM
what if a woman's twat tasted like a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich? i'd risk cancer for that
I hear some women smear peanut butter on their vaginas and get their pets to lick them off.