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Title: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2007, 05:40:44 PM: I'm going in on Tuesday next week to answer some questions and then again on Thursday for a test where they shove a tube up my nose or something. For this I will get $200, which buys A FUCK TON of ramen.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM: What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: TVC15 on May 10, 2007, 05:43:00 PM: I thought the thread title said you were gonna fuck monkeys. I got a little excited.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: BlackMage on May 10, 2007, 05:43:29 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 10, 2007, 05:43:00 PM
I thought the thread title said you were gonna fuck monkeys. I got a little excited.

I read the same thing
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 05:43:42 PM: I've done a few of these studies, it's good pay for so little work! I actually did one where they got me drunk, that was fuckin' a good times.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 10, 2007, 05:46:05 PM: I have sold my body to science as well. Made 200 bucks to have cameras shoved inside me. Hate that sensor thing down the nose though.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Cheebs on May 10, 2007, 05:46:40 PM: Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.
how old are ya?
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 10, 2007, 05:47:25 PM: Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.

It's good to know you're going back to school; I'll take you off the list of "no ambition" people. You should come to Michigan for your schooling. $400 rent at my place
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2007, 05:49:36 PM: So your getting things shoved into you for $200, eh?

I better craigs list would work out great for you.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2007, 05:57:02 PM: Quote from: G The Liar on May 10, 2007, 05:46:05 PM
I have sold my body to science as well. Made 200 bucks to have cameras shoved inside me. Hate that sensor thing down the nose though.
So TVC15 told you he was a scientist, huh?
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 05:58:44 PM: When I got in med school, I was like "Sweet, I'm gonng be in a medical scool and make fuck moneys." But now med school makes me want to :'(
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2007, 06:03:48 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 05:58:44 PM
When I got in med school, I was like "Sweet, I'm gonng be in a medical scool and make fuck moneys." But now med school makes me feel like I'm getting fucked by monkeys :'(
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 06:07:59 PM: You'd get a lot more than $200 if you fucked a monkey I bet.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 10, 2007, 06:18:28 PM: Quote from: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 06:07:59 PM
You'd get a lot more than $200 if you fucked a monkey I bet.
Monkeys are pretty cheap. Davy Jones paid his whores with autographed pictures of Ringo Starr.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: demi on May 10, 2007, 06:25:55 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I don't get it.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 06:31:31 PM: Quote from: Dick Frost on May 10, 2007, 06:25:55 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I don't get it.

I think he's saying none of you want to get a college edumacation and make fuckloads of money like Pee Dee.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: demi on May 10, 2007, 06:32:29 PM: ... no, still not getting it.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Ichirou on May 10, 2007, 06:33:20 PM: If your career path is not exactly like Pee Dee's, you suck.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 10, 2007, 07:26:01 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys
I'm going to CHANGE THE WORLD.

IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Mupepe on May 10, 2007, 08:06:59 PM: dude, i want in on this! 200 bucks to be a guinea pig? FUCKING AWESOME. how do i get into something like that?
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: CajoleJuice on May 10, 2007, 08:07:49 PM: Yea, this sounds like an awesome deal to me.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Candyflip on May 10, 2007, 08:09:06 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys
I used to not have ambition. Up until a few months ago I really wasn't even planning on going to college. So long as I can loan my life away though, I'm most likely going now. I want to be a pill vendor :D
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Boogie on May 10, 2007, 08:09:53 PM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

I've got a decent amount of ambition in me. :P
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:12:51 PM: Dude, that's easy monay, I need to be a lab rat. :hyper
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 08:12:59 PM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:06:59 PM
dude, i want in on this! 200 bucks to be a guinea pig? FUCKING AWESOME. how do i get into something like that?

check your local city paper - the free weekly, i mean. i know in San Diego there's TONS of ads like "Alcoholic? Want to make $250 an hour?"
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:14:05 PM: Quote from: Saint Cornelius on May 10, 2007, 08:12:59 PM
Quote from: Rob Thomas on May 10, 2007, 08:06:59 PM
dude, i want in on this! 200 bucks to be a guinea pig? FUCKING AWESOME. how do i get into something like that?

check your local city paper - the free weekly, i mean. i know in San Diego there's TONS of ads like "Alcoholic? Want to make $250 an hour?"

bah, do you think they'd know I wasn't an alcoholic if I showed up with mad beer in me?

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ur lookin sexy today btw corny :-*
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Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:23:49 PM: Look in university papers. You don't even need to sacrifice your body to make some money. There're some psych experiments that will pay you to just respond to stuff on a monitor. It's boring as hell but at least they won't stick stuff up your ass.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Tauntaun on May 10, 2007, 08:34:52 PM: Quote from: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:23:49 PM
Look in university papers. You don't even need to sacrifice your body to make some money. There're some psych experiments that will pay you to just respond to stuff on a monitor. It's boring as hell but at least they won't stick stuff up your ass.

sweet, I need to check the papers and stuff, reading am fundamental and shizzles
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: tiesto on May 10, 2007, 08:57:08 PM: I got $200 to test some teeth whitening toothpaste once... it was cool, I spent my check on an SP (this was back in '03) :)
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 09:02:15 PM: Quote from: tiesto on May 10, 2007, 08:57:08 PM
I got $200 to test some teeth whitening toothpaste once... it was cool, I spent my check on an SP (this was back in '03) :)

You got $200 to brush your teeth? That is awesome.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: etiolate on May 10, 2007, 09:03:05 PM: Goddamit I thought it said fuck monkeys
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:49:13 AM: Yeah, I so thought the title of the thread was something about fucking monkeys.

I'd love to get a tube shoved up my nose for $200. That's seriously awesome. How did you land such a gig?
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 11, 2007, 01:50:48 AM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Doing what you want in life is the ULTIMATE ambition. As long as Demi, Triumph, Cloud etc. WTF guys are honestly happy with where they are who am I to judge.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 11, 2007, 01:53:48 AM: Quote from: Bubblicious Panda on May 11, 2007, 01:50:48 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Doing what you want in life is the ULTIMATE ambition. As long as Demi, Triumph, Cloud etc. WTF guys are honestly happy with where they are who am I to judge.

WTF is clearly unhappy though, PD is only looking out for his best interest.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 02:17:26 AM: Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

there's clearly a driving force in my life. just look at my tag
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2007, 02:23:31 AM: Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:49:13 AM
Yeah, I so thought the title of the thread was something about fucking monkeys.

I'd love to get a tube shoved up my nose for $200. That's seriously awesome. How did you land such a gig?

My friend's wife is a research doctor at Emory University, and she took a shine to my ambition to stay unemployed and free of the shackles of the man for as long as I could. So she pretty much has told me that I can do whatever kind of research tests she has available, and in the "healthy control group" so I don't have to eat any weird drugs or whatever, just have the occasional tube shoved up my nose and give the occasional blood. Unless of course the weird drugs sound fun, then I'm sure I could manifest whatever condition is necessary in order to eat them.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 03:17:42 AM: Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 11, 2007, 02:23:31 AM
Quote from: xnikki118x on May 11, 2007, 01:49:13 AM
Yeah, I so thought the title of the thread was something about fucking monkeys.

I'd love to get a tube shoved up my nose for $200. That's seriously awesome. How did you land such a gig?

My friend's wife is a research doctor at Emory University, and she took a shine to my ambition to stay unemployed and free of the shackles of the man for as long as I could. So she pretty much has told me that I can do whatever kind of research tests she has available, and in the "healthy control group" so I don't have to eat any weird drugs or whatever, just have the occasional tube shoved up my nose and give the occasional blood. Unless of course the weird drugs sound fun, then I'm sure I could manifest whatever condition is necessary in order to eat them.

I want in!
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 04:04:00 AM: I got $150 from a focus group discussion about The Sims a couple years back. It was awesome. I just bitched at them for two hours. Probably why they never return my calls. :'(

I was just trying to help!
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: pollo on May 11, 2007, 04:32:01 AM: :lol really? I can see more bloody noses in court cause of this. Id hire you Triumph.

Quote from: Raoul Duke on May 10, 2007, 05:45:44 PM
Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

Dude, I do have ambition. I'm using the same strategy in my life that your Republican President is using on the debt- we'll get so far in over our heads that we'll end up back at zero! I'm going back to school next year and plan on being a fucking lawyer, and then I'll sue you for lying about being a black person Michelle.
Title: Re: Sweet, I'm gonna be in a medical study and make fuck moneys
Post by: demi on May 11, 2007, 08:18:35 AM: Quote from: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 02:17:26 AM
Quote from: Michelle on May 10, 2007, 05:42:11 PM
What is it with EvilBore people not having any god damn ambititions? Demi, Triumph, Cloud, etc. WTF guys

there's clearly a driving force in my life. just look at my tag

That is not a driving force, that is desperation.