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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on May 10, 2007, 08:55:34 PM

Title: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 10, 2007, 08:55:34 PM
After spending a shitfuck on Mother's Day, I decided I needed to do a little comfort spending.  I mean, if I'm going to drop that much money on my mom, I gotta give something to myself.  Heck, I didn't even get her anything extravagant.  Just the flowers put me at neary 100 bucks.

So I went and got me one of these, which I have been eyeing for a week:

(http://www.zerohalliburton.com/images/products/aluminum/20050901/D27-LGM_448X368.jpg)

 :bow :bow :bow

All hail Zero Halliburton and their sexy sexy laptop cases.  Like I always say, it's not a good laptop case if you can't murder someone with it when you need to.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2007, 08:57:10 PM
that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 08:59:21 PM
Nerd

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  I want one too. :P
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Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 10, 2007, 09:00:28 PM
Is that the one where spies can shoot at you and you can block their bullets with it?
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 10, 2007, 09:01:57 PM
that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

It's aircraft aluminium, so it's light.  It's also built to withstand over 500 tons worth of pressure.  It's like indestructible.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 10, 2007, 09:08:45 PM
that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

It's aircraft aluminium, so it's light.  It's also built to withstand over 500 tons worth of pressure.  It's like indestructible.

You should test it out.  Have G, Burger Experiment, and Roxy sit on it at the same time. 
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 10, 2007, 11:45:29 PM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Candyflip on May 10, 2007, 11:46:47 PM
that is sexy, but looks far to heavy. 

It's aircraft aluminium, so it's light.  It's also built to withstand over 500 tons worth of pressure.  It's like indestructible.

You should test it out.  Have G, Burger Experiment, and Roxy sit on it at the same time. 
That could break anything.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 10, 2007, 11:52:42 PM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.   
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 12:03:19 AM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

From the Gizmodo review:

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The case itself has sturdy rivets for the shoulder strap, but lets face it: If you're rocking a Halliburton, you need to be attaching it to your person with a handcuff.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 11, 2007, 12:04:58 AM
Makes me wonder what kind of porn your protecting on that laptop whiteman.   :P
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 11, 2007, 12:07:01 AM
Is your Zero Halliburton <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9cNf73cQ8s>this strong</a>?
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Error Macro on May 11, 2007, 12:07:41 AM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

It's all fun and games until your arm gets hacked off.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 11, 2007, 12:08:08 AM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.   

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 12:10:20 AM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.  

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

I consider it a worthwhile investment.  Look at it this way, my Mom will be alive for, oh, at best another 10 to 15 years based on her family history.  That Zero Halliburton case will never go away.  It is indestructible.  So in the long term, the case was the better investment.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 11, 2007, 12:12:26 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Smooth Groove on May 11, 2007, 12:13:38 AM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.   

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

I consider it a worthwhile investment.  Look at it this way, my Mom will be alive for, oh, at best another 10 to 15 years based on her family history.  That Zero Halliburton case will never go away.  It is indestructible.  So in the long term, the case was the better investment.

Your mom must be so proud to have a son like you.    :lol  So how much was it?  $500? 
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 12:14:56 AM
How much did you spend on it TVC? Those cases are nice, I wish I could get one.

I spent a nice chunk of change on mothers day as well. Got my mom and grandmother something nice. I finally got a piece of my photography framed, still gotta get a little plate for the frame. Then I'm gonna buy dinner for both of them. Meh

Money out the door all the time. I'm never gonna afford my new computer damnit.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 12:28:34 AM
Now you need hand cuffs so people cant just grab it and run!

That wiuld be cool.  

Not so cool if his arm gets chopped off.  TVC,how much did you spend on that case anyway?  It's kinda messed up if you spend more on yourself than on your mom during the celebration of Mother's Day. 

Damn, beaten by Error Macro.

I consider it a worthwhile investment.  Look at it this way, my Mom will be alive for, oh, at best another 10 to 15 years based on her family history.  That Zero Halliburton case will never go away.  It is indestructible.  So in the long term, the case was the better investment.

Your mom must be so proud to have a son like you.    :lol  So how much was it?  $500? 

She lives 2500 miles away :p  Not only will she know how much the case cost, but she won't even know I have it. 
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 12:42:05 AM
Does your mom know you're asexual?
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 12:46:24 AM
I told my mom I was gay while I had a concussion.  I don't even remember it.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 12:54:57 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 12:57:12 AM
Also when I got my nipples pierced, it oozed blood and pus for nearly a full week.  I think it was like 4-5 days.  I ruined many a shirt.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 11, 2007, 12:59:46 AM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. 
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 01:02:47 AM
Also when I got my nipples pierced, it oozed blood and pus for nearly a full week.  I think it was like 4-5 days.  I ruined many a shirt.

Are you trying to get G to retort with his lies now? I can see it now

"A couple years ago I got my left lung pierced."
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 01:03:45 AM
By all accounts I am a bleeder.  I forget whether it was when I got my lip or tongue pierced, but I had to keep swallowing blood, and I eventually threw up because of it.  That was pretty revolting.

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Are you trying to get G to retort with his lies now? I can see it now

"A couple years ago I got my left lung pierced."

The only thing I still have pierced are my ears. 2 gauge bolt/rivets.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 01:07:54 AM
You got your mouth pierced? Good god...I hope you realize now that that was dangerous as shit. :'(

Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 01:10:51 AM
You got your mouth pierced? Good god...I hope you realize now that that was dangerous as shit. :'(



Because youthful behaviour tends to take how dangerous things are seriously.

Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 01:12:16 AM
I do. Momma has my best interest at heart
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 01:13:25 AM
I do. Momma has my best interest at heart

If she did, she probably would have left your freshly-birthed ass in the bathroom stall at her senior prom.
Title: Re: I just BOUGHT BONER ACADEMY
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 01:14:33 AM
I puked tuesday cause of blood in my mouth from surgery that was horrible. But i'd never get piercing.