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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:38:22 AM

Title: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:38:22 AM: It's going to be sweeeeeeeeet.
... and I have lots of cash saved up. I'm thinking about driving acrohss Ahmericah and sleeping at your guys' houses once.

Can I do that? Will you let me?
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 02:41:37 AM: Try to break the World Guinness masturbation record.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 11, 2007, 02:41:54 AM: Go to europe and eat their bad food.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 11, 2007, 02:42:06 AM: I don't know, man. Can you buy me some beer and do you mind having a fat cat named Butters trying to sit on your head when you crash on the couch? If you answered "yes" and "no" respectively, you've got what it takes.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: TVC15 on May 11, 2007, 02:42:19 AM: You should come to mah place. What are the chances you are going to get laid off?
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:43:51 AM: I'm there Raoul. Butters and I go way back. We're old college buddies.

What's the masturbation record?
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:46:25 AM: Quote from: TVC 15 on May 11, 2007, 02:42:19 AM
You should come to mah place. What are the chances you are going to get laid off?

I'd say, 50%.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2007, 02:46:51 AM: You can come to my place :) But I don't think you like me :(
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:54:01 AM: Say what? I love your show.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2007, 02:54:38 AM: Quote from: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:54:01 AM
Say what? I love your show.
yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 02:58:05 AM: Oh your more than welcome to crash at my place. But be warned you'll have to eat my cooking.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: drozmight on May 11, 2007, 02:59:06 AM: Does that mean you'll make me eat my own brain?
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 03:03:27 AM: No, but I'll make sure your well fed. I dont like my guests to leave without the feeling of a big warm belly and a good buzz.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:17:50 AM: World of Warcraft!
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2007, 11:36:53 AM: Quote from: G The Liar on May 11, 2007, 03:03:27 AM
No, but I'll make sure your well fed. I dont like my guests to leave without the feeling of a big warm belly and a good buzz.

:o

by which he means his gargantuan gut rubbing all over you as he fires up the electric carving knife :o
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2007, 03:50:16 PM: stay with mupepe, he won't buttsecks/kill you
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 03:52:44 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 11, 2007, 03:50:16 PM
stay with mupepe, he won't buttsecks/kill you
Well, that's only half true.
/me rubs his butt
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 03:54:38 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on May 11, 2007, 11:36:53 AM
Quote from: G The Liar on May 11, 2007, 03:03:27 AM
No, but I'll make sure your well fed. I dont like my guests to leave without the feeling of a big warm belly and a good buzz.

:o

by which he means his gargantuan gut rubbing all over you as he fires up the electric carving knife :o

NO NO NO you got it all wrong. I'm a good host. I slave to cook a great meal thats awesome and fills ya up. Then I get you all lubed up with booze so you forget the anal raping.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:09:57 PM: After seeing your dirty room G, I don't think I would want to eat anything from your house. :lol
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2007, 09:15:59 PM: Quote from: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:09:57 PM
After seeing your dirty room G, I don't think I would want to eat anything from your house. :lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 09:27:27 PM: Quote from: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:09:57 PM
After seeing your dirty room G, I don't think I would want to eat anything from your house. :lol

more than half that mess was staged. I cleaned up the room in no time after the contest was over with. My kitchen does look not so clean but thats cause of the old appliances, poor tile, and horrible laminated wood. But i keep all dishes clean and the fridge spotless.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 09:28:57 PM: Quote from: G The Liar on May 11, 2007, 09:27:27 PM

But i keep all dishes clean and the fridge spotless.
yeah I suppose it is spotless when you eat everything inside it and then lick it clean,
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: captainbiotch on May 11, 2007, 09:50:01 PM: Quote from: Malek: King of Kings on May 11, 2007, 09:28:57 PM
Quote from: G The Liar on May 11, 2007, 09:27:27 PM

But i keep all dishes clean and the fridge spotless.
yeah I suppose it is spotless when you eat everything inside it and then lick it clean,
ruthless :lol
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 12, 2007, 02:51:30 AM: You can't stay at my house.
Title: Re: If I'm Laid Off At The End of Next Month, What Should I Do With My Time?
Post by: xnikki118x on May 12, 2007, 04:08:21 AM: Gram and Pop are weird about people staying at my house, but I'd meet you for lunch or something if you passed through northeast PA. :)