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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 03:34:19 AM

Title: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 03:34:19 AM
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CB4!
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2007, 03:37:28 AM
i'm mixed ya'll
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 03:40:05 AM
I'm white
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:40:42 AM
I'm white

No you're not, I've seen your pics.  You're tan, like light caramel.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:41:59 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 03:43:29 AM
I'm white

No you're not, I've seen your pics.  You're tan, like light caramel.

Wait your calling me color?  :lol ok then mr smarty pants, I'm caucasion
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 03:44:31 AM
I'm blikkity black blacker than black black.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:45:27 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

i likes me the pale womens!  :-*
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:47:04 AM
my ancestry is british/irish/scottish. the pastiest motherfuckers on the planet. no one can out-white me, bitches. you all have tainted blood somewhere. i am as pure as freshly fallen snow.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:47:45 AM
oh my god im british/irish/scottish also! we could be distant relatives! hawt!
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:48:34 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

WHITE POWER

my ancestry is british/irish/scottish. the pastiest motherfuckers on the planet. no one can out-white me, bitches. you all have tainted blood somewhere. i am as pure as freshly fallen snow.

WHITE POWER
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 03:49:41 AM
my ancestry is british/irish/scottish. the pastiest motherfuckers on the planet. no one can out-white me, bitches. you all have tainted blood somewhere. i am as pure as freshly fallen snow.
I'll taint your taint, whitey.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:50:26 AM
I bet you've got a little portorican in you, cloudwalking.

If not...want some?  :-*
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:51:13 AM
i only breed with white european men of the highest caliber
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 03:51:29 AM
all white ancestry as well too irish/scottish/russian-german i'm pasty white and got a farmers tan.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 03:52:28 AM
i only breed with white european men of the highest caliber

you wound me  :'(
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:52:39 AM
i only breed with white european men of the highest caliber

My dad's European, and my family on my mom's side is European too.  I qualify.  :D
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:53:01 AM
i can't even get a tan. take that.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 03:53:29 AM
i only breed with white swiss men of the highest caliber

fixed
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:55:42 AM
i only breed with white swiss men of the highest caliber

fixed

I've got some swiss cheese back in my apartment. :)

It has holes and everything.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:58:47 AM
all white ancestry as well too irish/scottish/russian-german i'm pasty white and got a farmers tan.

If you can tan, you ain't really white.

WHITE POWER
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 03:59:08 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I'm Norwegian/British.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 03:59:45 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:00:00 AM
Wait you cant get a tan at all? Jesus!!!  :-\

I cant seem to tan my underside to my arms, just the tops. My back got a nice tan when i fell asleep a few days ago on my grass. But its not like anyone see me nude or anything.

Ichirou how does that figure dude? Your not all white are you?
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:01:11 AM
Ichirou how does that figure dude? Your not all white are you?

Are we going by the one-drop rule?  You're so racist.  :'(
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: cloudwalking on May 11, 2007, 04:01:55 AM
mothafuckas gotta wear blinders when i walk by with shorts on
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 04:02:34 AM
mothafuckas gotta wear blinders when i walk by with shorts on

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 04:02:39 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/flathair.jpg)

I actually glow
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:02:55 AM
Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:04:30 AM
Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

G, I'm pretty sure you're part mexican.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 04:13:39 AM
Whiteys took over my thread. :(

I need to make it about something else...
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:14:33 AM
Goddamn whiteys.  I gave them their own thread, Beezy.  :-*
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 04:16:05 AM
What? I can't get into Georgetown now? Racists!
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 04:16:32 AM
Japanese can wine.

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Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:16:48 AM
What? I can't get into Georgetown now? Racists!

You already have WHITE POWER, you don't need an edumacation.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:17:21 AM
Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

G, I'm pretty sure you're part mexican.

WTF i dont even have a drop of mexican in me. Though i did just blend up a can of chicken tortila soup so i can eat something tasty.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 04:17:28 AM
Goddamn whiteys.  I gave them their own thread, Beezy.  :-*
:-[
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 04:18:58 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/flathair.jpg)

I actually glow
OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   :P

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5214/picture27xs3.jpg)

Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:21:10 AM
CrystalGemini is white!

WHITE POWA

Haha cloud thats fucking hilarious. When you drop your top do men go blind?

Ichirou no no just wondered.

G, I'm pretty sure you're part mexican.

WTF i dont even have a drop of mexican in me. Though i did just blend up a can of chicken tortila soup so i can eat something tasty.

I've seen your pictures.  You're at least 15% mexican, maybe more.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 04:23:34 AM
booooooooobies!!!
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:24:38 AM
(http://www.cnn.com/US/OJ/daily/9510/10-09/rehab/oj_book.jpg)
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:29:54 AM
How can you deduce that Ichirou?  ::) You know nothing about my geneology and where my ancestors are from. Theres no mexican anything in me.

oh and my soup was good i have found a way to eat real food, thank the lord.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:32:05 AM
How can you deduce that Ichirou?  ::) You know nothing about my geneology and where my ancestors are from. Theres no mexican anything in me.

Oh, really?  How far back do you trace your ancestry?  DON'T LIE.

It's fairly obvious that you're part mexican.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:36:02 AM
My mothers side we can go back to the 1700's very easily on both my grandfather and grandmothers side. My fathers side they've got records of the McFarlands back from a lot longer. Granted they arent complete but I do know that for at least the past 200 years or so non of the family blood that i'm from has mexican in it. I'm exactly what i told ya. A scottish/irish/russian-german.

Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:37:24 AM
My mothers side we can go back to the 1700's very easily on both my grandfather and grandmothers side. My fathers side they've got records of the McFarlands back from a lot longer. Granted they arent complete but I do know that for at least the past 200 years or so non of the family blood that i'm from has mexican in it. I'm exactly what i told ya. A scottish/irish/russian-german.



Goddammit, G, I thought you were going to cut back on your lying.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:42:26 AM
Dude i'm not joking with ya. My grandmother has a old ass book with names and families as well as old pictures and all kinds of stuff. No joke on that side. My fathers side, well thats my grandmothers project she's gone all over the world tracking down her family's history.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 04:44:10 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/flathair.jpg)

I actually glow
OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   :P

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5214/picture27xs3.jpg)



What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:44:29 AM
Dude i'm not joking with ya. My grandmother has a old ass book with names and families as well as old pictures and all kinds of stuff. No joke on that side. My fathers side, well thats my grandmothers project she's gone all over the world tracking down her family's history.

Bullshit.  You're a mexican and a liar.

How do you even know you don't have any mexican blood in you?  Have you even asked your grandmother about the ethnicity of the people in this fictitious project of hers?  And if your genealogy was strictly European, why are you saying your grandmother has had to go ALL OVER THE WORLD to compile it?
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 04:50:38 AM
We all know from the picture thread that if G was mexican he would have been molested by now.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 04:52:02 AM
He said he was molested by his dad as a child.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 04:55:19 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/flathair.jpg)

I actually glow
OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   :P

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5214/picture27xs3.jpg)



What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((
The wall is darker because it's farther from the light source, DUH!  And I only burn too - I am not impressed.  My skin sheds off in sheets afterwards to boot!  And I'm not even Caucasian!
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 04:56:00 AM
Ichirou i dont know my fathers side very well, but my grandmother was traveling around the world following the shipping routes that the Mcfarlands traveled in many many years ago. She's found some family in strange places. Theres a Mcfarland clan in Australia of all places. I dont know the full story on that family. But my grandmother here she knows all about her family (russian-german) and she's also got a lot of info about my grandfathers family (straight irish)

I'm deffinatly no mexican. But damn do i love mexican food. I love itallian food as well maybe that makes me italian now?

Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 05:00:20 AM
He said he was molested by his dad as a child.

well I guess he isn't lying
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:01:26 AM

I'm deffinatly a mexican.


Fixed in the interests of truth, Carlos.

Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 05:02:35 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!

I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/flathair.jpg)

I actually glow
OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   :P

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5214/picture27xs3.jpg)



What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((
The wall is darker because it's farther from the light source, DUH!  And I only burn too - I am not impressed.  My skin sheds off in sheets afterwards to boot!  And I'm not even Caucasian!

I'm still whiter

also is Will your cheeseburger?

<etoilet> well males have different attractiveness criteria at different ages
<etoilet> I certainly didn't like the type of girls now that I did at 16
<crystalgemini> I liked half guys.

Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:03:27 AM
Obviously she means, like, blasians.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 05:05:56 AM
i'm easily the whitest whitey here

I beg to differ!


I've seen pictures of cloudwalking.  If her skin were any whiter, it'd be transparent.

(http://www.mapored.com/etiolate/flathair.jpg)

I actually glow
OH WHATEVA!  You just turn on a compact retrofit fluorescent lamp in front of you and take a picture - it lightens any complexion.  Anyone can do it.   :P

(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/5214/picture27xs3.jpg)



What are these accusations? I do no such thing! That's just me, glowing white. Even the wall behind me looks darker. I can't tan, I only burn. =( My schoolbus nickname was Casper. =((
The wall is darker because it's farther from the light source, DUH!  And I only burn too - I am not impressed.  My skin sheds off in sheets afterwards to boot!  And I'm not even Caucasian!

I'm still whiter

also is Will your cheeseburger?

<etoilet> well males have different attractiveness criteria at different ages
<etoilet> I certainly didn't like the type of girls now that I did at 16
<crystalgemini> I liked half guys.


That's out of context!  Back in the highschool days, I found half Caucasian, half Chinese guys attractive!  That's all I'm sayin'.

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Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:06:34 AM
So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh?  :-*
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:07:49 AM
That's out of context!  Back in the highschool days, I found half Caucasian, half Chinese guys attractive!  That's all I'm sayin'.
Blasians are better.

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Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 05:09:26 AM
So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh?  :-*
AS I WAS TELLING ETIOLATE...It's a cultural thing.  ABCs (American Born Chinese) and FOBs (Fresh off the Boat) tend to have a certain culture I'm just not compatible with.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:10:14 AM
I sort of imagine Beezy becoming a mad scientist and spending his time in a genetics laboratory trying to come up with the best blasian mix.

So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh?  :-*
AS I WAS TELLING ETIOLATE...It's a cultural thing.  ABCs (American Born Chinese) and FOBs (Fresh off the Boat) tend to have a certain culture I'm just not compatible with.

Don't get me wrong.  I was just kidding.  I think you are absolutely awesome.  I'm friends with a few asian americans and they all tend to be incredibly racist when it comes to dating outside their own ethnicity.  I mean, I know some chinese americans who refuse to even date korean americans, because they feel like the cultural difference would be "too much."
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:23:51 AM
I sort of imagine Beezy becoming a mad scientist and spending his time in a genetics laboratory trying to come up with the best blasian mix.
:lol

Naw, I'll just find the best blasian girl to marry in my age group. ;)

Actually, earlier today my best friend told me that his wife wants to adopt a ching chong black girl in the future. I don't know if it's a coincidence or what. I guess I'm gonna have an unofficial blasian niece someday.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 05:24:34 AM
I sort of imagine Beezy becoming a mad scientist and spending his time in a genetics laboratory trying to come up with the best blasian mix.

So you like a little bit of cauc with your asian, huh?  :-*
AS I WAS TELLING ETIOLATE...It's a cultural thing.  ABCs (American Born Chinese) and FOBs (Fresh off the Boat) tend to have a certain culture I'm just not compatible with.

Don't get me wrong.  I was just kidding.  I think you are absolutely awesome.  I'm friends with a few asian americans and they all tend to be incredibly racist when it comes to dating outside their own ethnicity.  I mean, I know some chinese americans who refuse to even date korean americans, because they feel like the cultural difference would be "too much."
No problem.  You'll find it's incredibly difficult to insult me.  :-P

But yeah, I agree with you.  ABCs are really annoying in terms of how closed minded they are (example: Homemade Milk).  And there's different types of ABCs too - enough to create a whole new area of study.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:26:55 AM
There's one Taiwanese American girl I know who only wants to date Japanese guys.  Very weird.  But I'm going to confess that I'm absolutely ignorant as to ethnic politics amongst the US-born asian community.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: etiolate on May 11, 2007, 05:29:58 AM
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:31:03 AM
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

And yet if they see a black person in real life, they freak out.  And they're incredibly racist towards the black community.  It's bizarre.  At least that's been my anecdotal experience. :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:32:20 AM
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:36:33 AM
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?

I think the same thing applies to all asians.  It seems like asian american communities are very isolated from one another in a lot of respects.  It's very odd for the average american who tends to mass all asian americans together, when of course, each community is very distinct, just as latin communities are very distinct.  There seems to be a sense of larger community within latin peoples that appears to be lacking in the asian community, though, IMO.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:40:16 AM
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

And yet if they see a black person in real life, they freak out.  And they're incredibly racist towards the black community.  It's bizarre.  At least that's been my anecdotal experience. :lol

In my high school there was a big group of asian kids who we all called the asian crew. They were cool with the black kids. I don't remember them being racist. They told race jokes sometimes, but we did the same to them. I kinda miss some of them. :(

Besides them, most of the asian kids stayed in their own little group. I never understood them.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:43:48 AM
Beezy, what would happen if you married an asian girl, gave birth to some blasians, and then 16 years later some horny black guys came around wanting to date them?  Would your brain explode?
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:49:45 AM
Beezy, what would happen if you married an asian girl, gave birth to some blasians, and then 16 years later some horny black guys came around wanting to date them?  Would your brain explode?
I don't trust most guys at all. I'd probably test them somehow or try to get to know them a bit to see if they're assholes or not. If they are, I'll scare them away without my daughters knowing.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:52:02 AM
See, and here I would've thought that you would try to produce as many gorgeous blasian daughters as possible as a selfless contribution for the black community.  :-*
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:53:48 AM
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 05:54:49 AM
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common
most of the young asians I know adopt black culture

never understood that, but its common

And yet if they see a black person in real life, they freak out.  And they're incredibly racist towards the black community.  It's bizarre.  At least that's been my anecdotal experience. :lol
There are groups of ABCs that like black culture and groups that think it's digusting. 

Of the group that tend to stay away from black culture, they usually have 1 (one) tolken white friend in their group and a couple of half breeds (half white/half asian).  They are usually the overachievers that go to Ivy League schools with no personality at all.  They're usually pretty athletic and most likely than not they don't know an ounce of Chinese outside of "Gong Hai Fat Choi".  And even then they say it like a whitey so it doesn't really count.

Another division of the ABC group that avoids black culture is the ABCs that want to be FOBs.  The distinct difference from them and actual FOBs is that they aren't really born overseas and they have a underlining hate for FOBs.  They will go to college but they aren't very innovative because they tend to keep to themselves and would rather not associate with other races, even to ask instructors questions.  Not to get them wrong, they're book-smart so they do get good grades.  Again, they just have no personality.

I'll leave you guys to that.  ;)
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 05:56:21 AM
See, and here I would've thought that you would try to produce as many gorgeous blasian daughters as possible as a selfless contribution for the black community.  :-*
Fuck them. They don't appreciate blasians like I do. And fuck teenage boys. Horny motherfuckas.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 11, 2007, 05:57:45 AM
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?
What's an ABK?  Alpha Beta Kappa?  ???
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 05:58:47 AM
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 06:00:41 AM
Lol, ABCs. What about ABKs?
What's an ABK?  Alpha Beta Kappa?  ???
Lol I meant American born Koreans.

I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep...
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 06:02:07 AM
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep....

Kekeke, I bet Mupepe's daughter is going to end up dating a guy JUST LIKE Mupepe.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 06:04:03 AM
I wish him luck. :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 06:07:22 AM
I wish him luck. :lol

I think that's probably the worst part of being a gigolo and then having a daughter.  You watch her grow up with the sinking realization that she might very well date a playa one day.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 06:13:37 AM
Of the group that tend to stay away from black culture, they usually have 1 (one) tolken white friend in their group and a couple of half breeds (half white/half asian).  They are usually the overachievers that go to Ivy League schools with no personality at all.  They're usually pretty athletic and most likely than not they don't know an ounce of Chinese outside of "Gong Hai Fat Choi".  And even then they say it like a whitey so it doesn't really count.

Another division of the ABC group that avoids black culture is the ABCs that want to be FOBs.  The distinct difference from them and actual FOBs is that they aren't really born overseas and they have a underlining hate for FOBs.  They will go to college but they aren't very innovative because they tend to keep to themselves and would rather not associate with other races, even to ask instructors questions.  Not to get them wrong, they're book-smart so they do get good grades.  Again, they just have no personality.

I'll leave you guys to that.  ;)

Thanks, that's actually pretty enlightening.  You're probably the most intelligent, rational (keyword) asian american person I know.  :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Fresh Prince on May 11, 2007, 06:19:49 AM

There are groups of ABCs that like black culture and groups that think it's digusting. 

Of the group that tend to stay away from black culture, they usually have 1 (one) tolken white friend in their group and a couple of half breeds (half white/half asian).  They are usually the overachievers that go to Ivy League schools with no personality at all.  They're usually pretty athletic and most likely than not they don't know an ounce of Chinese outside of "Gong Hai Fat Choi".  And even then they say it like a whitey so it doesn't really count.

Another division of the ABC group that avoids black culture is the ABCs that want to be FOBs.  The distinct difference from them and actual FOBs is that they aren't really born overseas and they have a underlining hate for FOBs.  They will go to college but they aren't very innovative because they tend to keep to themselves and would rather not associate with other races, even to ask instructors questions.  Not to get them wrong, they're book-smart so they do get good grades.  Again, they just have no personality.

I'll leave you guys to that.  ;)
What about ABC's that act like they're triad, playboys and shit? They seem to be more from Hong Kong though.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 11, 2007, 07:29:57 AM
this thread is erotic
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 08:38:48 AM
this thread is erotic

You're erotic.  :hitit
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2007, 09:36:19 AM
"Cause I'm black yall and I'm black yall, and I'm blackitty black and I'm black yall"

 :lol this movie pwns

I love when they're interview chris in the jeep and some guys start shooting at him and the reporter is all excited, "it's my first shootout" LOL
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2007, 11:57:46 AM
i'm 3/4 SWEDE, 1/4 WELSH I AM WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 12:00:03 PM
i'm 3/4 SWEDE, 1/4 WELSH I AM WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE

WHITE POWER
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Cheebs on May 11, 2007, 12:06:04 PM
French/British background from my dad and pure Irish from my mom. White white white.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 11, 2007, 12:07:43 PM
Damned whiteys.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 11, 2007, 01:09:28 PM
"Cause I'm black yall and I'm black yall, and I'm blackitty black and I'm black yall"

 :lol this movie pwns

I love when they're interview chris in the jeep and some guys start shooting at him and the reporter is all excited, "it's my first shootout" LOL
I need to watch it again. I don't remember much of it. :lol

Damned whiteys.
Word.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 01:12:06 PM
Haven't seen this in ages :lol

Chris Rock used to be in some good movies
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 12, 2007, 03:14:39 AM
I blame blasians for this.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2007, 03:30:26 AM
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep....

Kekeke, I bet Mupepe's daughter is going to end up dating a guy JUST LIKE Mupepe.
>:(
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 12, 2007, 03:48:17 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2007, 04:01:15 AM
She's probably going to wind up with a black guy
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2007, 04:30:32 AM
I'm trying to be reasonable now, but if I ever do have a daughter every little nicca in the world becomes my enemy until she turns 18.

I dunno why, but I just imagined Mupepe coming over to your house all the time and asking you once in a while "So, when's that daughter of yours turn eighteen, again?"  It made me lol. :rofl
:lol

He knows better. He has a daughter too.

Edit: Wait, I don't have a daughter yet! I need sleep....

Kekeke, I bet Mupepe's daughter is going to end up dating a guy JUST LIKE Mupepe.
>:(

Haven't you ever heard of the Elektra complex? ;)
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2007, 04:32:13 AM
She's probably going to wind up with a black guy
shut your filthy fucking mouth. 
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 12, 2007, 04:37:30 AM
Mupepe whats gonna happen when your daughter dates a guy older than her daddy?
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2007, 04:43:06 AM
Mupepe whats gonna happen when your daughter dates a guy older than her daddy?
STFU
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 12, 2007, 04:44:17 AM
Mupepe whats gonna happen when your daughter dates a guy older than her daddy?
STFU

You know I'm kidding with you bro. You'll be a great dad.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2007, 04:47:33 AM
i want to make babies with you
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 12, 2007, 04:48:32 AM
 :-* anytime anyplace, sadly they'll be brown babies  :P
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2007, 04:54:26 AM
Yeah, because of Pedro's mexican blood.
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Mupepe on May 12, 2007, 04:55:26 AM
Yeah, because of Pedro's mexican blood.
Poor G doesn't realize he's hispanic
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 12, 2007, 05:03:22 AM
oh you two i cant laugh my face hurts cause of your posts.  :lol :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Ichirou on May 12, 2007, 05:03:58 AM
He'll accept it someday.  He's a bigger spic than me, BlueTsunami, CajoleJuice, and Mupepe combined.  And that's just in terms of weight!
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: Beezy on May 12, 2007, 05:05:50 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: I have something to tell all of you
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 12, 2007, 05:08:09 AM
Well I do live in the central valley, theres lots of relatives that work in the fields around here.