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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 04:42:06 PM

Title: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 04:42:06 PM
And Fatties Love God

According to the General Social Survey those who are considerably above weight believe that the bible is the word of God, while few of those underweight believe that the bible is the word of God. Those who are underweight are also more likely than fatties to believe the bible is simply a book of fables.


BIBLE WORD OF GOD    
17.9% of below average weight
31.3% of average weight
37.6% of somewhat above average weight
51.2% of considerably above average weight

INSPIRED WORD    
49.7% Below average weight
50.3% of average weight
50.3% of somewhat above average weight
36.2% of considerably above average weight

BOOK OF FABLES    
25.2% Below average weight
17.0% of average weight
9.7% of somewhat above average weight
12.7% of considerably above average weight

OTHER
7.3 Below average weight
1.4% of average weight
2.4% of somewhat above average weight
.0% of considerably above average weight




Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Robo on May 11, 2007, 04:45:08 PM
Color me a slightly sarcastic shade of surprise.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 04:46:48 PM
Color me a slightly sarcastic shade of surprise.
Yes, we all knew this already, but now we have data to back up our intuitions.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Robo on May 11, 2007, 04:47:21 PM
Facts  :heartbeat
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 04:49:49 PM
Facts  :heartbeat
Yup.
I bet in the past the skinniest were the most devout because the poor could not afford bread and had to settle for the Christ's body at mass.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 11, 2007, 04:56:28 PM
jesus turned water into dr. pepper and the soil into snack cakes of all varieties and frosted toppings
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 04:57:46 PM
jesus turned water into dr. pepper and the soil into snack cakes of all varieties and frosted toppings
:lol :lol :lol

If gluttony is a sin, then who's going to heaven?
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Cyanista on May 11, 2007, 05:13:49 PM
jesus turned water into dr. pepper

Mmm.  If he did this I'd turn in my agnostic card.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Error Macro on May 11, 2007, 06:14:46 PM
jesus turned water into dr. pepper and the soil into snack cakes of all varieties and frosted toppings

Someone needs to tell Big J to float some caffeine-free Dr. Pepper over into my area.  Buncha heathen distributors here.


If gluttony is a sin, then who's going to heaven?

In Heaven, the streets are paved with gold foil wrapped chocolate.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: demi on May 11, 2007, 06:17:06 PM
I LOVE FATTIES TOO
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Error Macro on May 11, 2007, 06:19:42 PM
NO YOU DON'T, YOU LIKE TACO BELL
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: BlackMage on May 11, 2007, 06:20:26 PM
Fat people are god warriors.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 06:24:19 PM
Fat people are god warriors.
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Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:02:10 PM
Atheism>Atkins
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: demi on May 11, 2007, 09:03:05 PM
I don't love Athiests. Sorry, Yeti.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 09:06:09 PM
Atheists are pretty unlikable.  But we will never drag you to church.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:15:57 PM
I don't love Athiests. Sorry, Yeti.

Do you like Atkins?
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: demi on May 11, 2007, 09:17:18 PM
NO
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:18:46 PM
which do you prefer, atheism or atkins?
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: demi on May 11, 2007, 09:19:56 PM
That's a TRICK QUESTION

YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Yeti on May 11, 2007, 09:21:15 PM
The way I see it, I have a bunch of friends who are atheists. On the other hand, I have never met an atkins diet that I liked.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 09:29:19 PM
Atheists are pretty unlikable.

No wonder chicks avoid you.

(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1776/l194e2c8db2630be33572f1kc3.jpg)
THIS COULD BE YOU :-\
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 09:42:17 PM
That girl looks like she's got some crazy in her.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 11, 2007, 09:44:16 PM
That girl looks like she's got some crazy in her.

Dude she's hot
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6972/337019064leb1.jpg)
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 11, 2007, 09:49:50 PM
Nah not really, but she looks like she's got crazy in her.
Title: Re: God Loves Fatties
Post by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 09:56:07 PM
The mentally unstable is all I can hope for.  :-\