THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Flannel Boy on May 11, 2007, 04:42:06 PM
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And Fatties Love God
According to the General Social Survey those who are considerably above weight believe that the bible is the word of God, while few of those underweight believe that the bible is the word of God. Those who are underweight are also more likely than fatties to believe the bible is simply a book of fables.
BIBLE WORD OF GOD
17.9% of below average weight
31.3% of average weight
37.6% of somewhat above average weight
51.2% of considerably above average weight
INSPIRED WORD
49.7% Below average weight
50.3% of average weight
50.3% of somewhat above average weight
36.2% of considerably above average weight
BOOK OF FABLES
25.2% Below average weight
17.0% of average weight
9.7% of somewhat above average weight
12.7% of considerably above average weight
OTHER
7.3 Below average weight
1.4% of average weight
2.4% of somewhat above average weight
.0% of considerably above average weight
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Color me a slightly sarcastic shade of surprise.
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Color me a slightly sarcastic shade of surprise.
Yes, we all knew this already, but now we have data to back up our intuitions.
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Facts :heartbeat
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Facts :heartbeat
Yup.
I bet in the past the skinniest were the most devout because the poor could not afford bread and had to settle for the Christ's body at mass.
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jesus turned water into dr. pepper and the soil into snack cakes of all varieties and frosted toppings
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jesus turned water into dr. pepper and the soil into snack cakes of all varieties and frosted toppings
:lol :lol :lol
If gluttony is a sin, then who's going to heaven?
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jesus turned water into dr. pepper
Mmm. If he did this I'd turn in my agnostic card.
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jesus turned water into dr. pepper and the soil into snack cakes of all varieties and frosted toppings
Someone needs to tell Big J to float some caffeine-free Dr. Pepper over into my area. Buncha heathen distributors here.
If gluttony is a sin, then who's going to heaven?
In Heaven, the streets are paved with gold foil wrapped chocolate.
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I LOVE FATTIES TOO
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NO YOU DON'T, YOU LIKE TACO BELL
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Fat people are god warriors.
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Fat people are god warriors.
(http://www.download.com/i/dl/vdl/media/image/73/76/7673_320x240.jpg)
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Atheism>Atkins
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I don't love Athiests. Sorry, Yeti.
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Atheists are pretty unlikable. But we will never drag you to church.
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I don't love Athiests. Sorry, Yeti.
Do you like Atkins?
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NO
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which do you prefer, atheism or atkins?
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That's a TRICK QUESTION
YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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The way I see it, I have a bunch of friends who are atheists. On the other hand, I have never met an atkins diet that I liked.
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Atheists are pretty unlikable.
No wonder chicks avoid you.
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/1776/l194e2c8db2630be33572f1kc3.jpg)
THIS COULD BE YOU :-\
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That girl looks like she's got some crazy in her.
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That girl looks like she's got some crazy in her.
Dude she's hot
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6972/337019064leb1.jpg)
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Nah not really, but she looks like she's got crazy in her.
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The mentally unstable is all I can hope for. :-\