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General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 12:05:58 AM

Title: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 12:05:58 AM
Guess what? It's a cell phone game.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Vizzys on May 12, 2007, 12:10:35 AM
nice.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2007, 12:28:21 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Stocky on May 12, 2007, 12:28:31 AM
:(
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 12, 2007, 01:10:22 AM
It'll be interesting to see how people react to this. When DQIX was announced for the DS some people defended it as the right movie. Will these same people defend this one?
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 01:27:17 AM
It'll be interesting to see how people react to this. When DQIX was announced for the DS some people defended it as the right movie. Will these same people defend this one?

So far I have seen no one say this is good at all.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: demi on May 12, 2007, 01:32:37 AM
It'll be interesting to see how people react to this. When DQIX was announced for the DS some people defended it as the right movie. Will these same people defend this one?

... it's a cell phone game, Michelle. Don't be stupid.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: demi on May 12, 2007, 01:35:28 AM
Maybe they'll port it to DS like they did Deep Labyrinth.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 01:44:37 AM
Horrible. Square Enix can die.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: tiesto on May 12, 2007, 02:05:44 AM
There is nothing whatsoever redeeming about cell phone games. They're impossible to play due to the "control" setup, the screen is too small, and the tech. is still sub-GBA.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 12, 2007, 02:17:38 AM
Games on cell phones!? What'll they think of next! :spin
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 02:20:15 AM
Games on cell phones!? What'll they think of next! :spin

There's nothing wrong with games on cell phones, but putting a highly respected console game series sequel on cellphones is nothing short of GAY.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Scurvy Stan on May 12, 2007, 03:19:16 AM
How'd that FF7 snowboarding cell phone game down?
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 03:29:58 AM
No. Just no.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 12, 2007, 10:55:01 AM
Wow, SE have to be run by fucking idiots. UGH. Watch the Chrono Trigger sequel be released on a Tiger Electronics handheld.

I hope this thread is a joke, please! :(
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 12, 2007, 11:06:12 AM
who the fuck PLAYS cell phone games except in moments of EXTREME boredom
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Yeti on May 12, 2007, 11:14:00 AM
cell phone games suuuuuuck
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Himu on May 12, 2007, 11:35:09 AM
I've been saying it for like a year. Square Enix sucks and their time is gone. They are now completely irrelevant to the non S-E cigarillo.

And people thought I was an idiot. I told them!
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: tiesto on May 12, 2007, 02:52:09 PM
I've been saying it for like a year. Square Enix sucks and their time is gone. They are now completely irrelevant to the non S-E cigarillo.

And people thought I was an idiot. I told them!

As long as I get my tri-Ace and Armor Project/Bird Studio games I can't ever swear off S-E... but the Final Fantasy series (aside from ports/remakes of the classic SNES series) has stopped being relevant for me once X-2 came out (I liked X more than I will admit).
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Ichirou on May 14, 2007, 12:29:38 AM
PE2 was horrible, it removed everything that was fun about the first game.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 14, 2007, 12:37:08 AM
who the fuck PLAYS cell phone games except in moments of EXTREME boredom

The Japanese?
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Ichirou on May 14, 2007, 12:38:33 AM
They have Ghosts 'n Goblins, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and a bunch of other classic games for cell phones nowadays.  If I didn't have a PSP or DS Lite, I might consider it an acceptable alternative.  Plus, cell phones can do rudimentary 3D nowadays.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 14, 2007, 12:49:49 AM
They have Ghosts 'n Goblins, Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and a bunch of other classic games for cell phones nowadays.  If I didn't have a PSP or DS Lite, I might consider it an acceptable alternative.  Plus, cell phones can do rudimentary 3D nowadays.

I saw a cell phone running motherfuckin' STARBLADE at Yodobashi Camera over the summer. I was insanely jealous.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Ichirou on May 14, 2007, 12:51:05 AM
My iPod Video runs Brick (i.e., Breakout).  Jealous?  :-*
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 14, 2007, 12:52:43 AM
My iPod Video runs Brick (i.e., Breakout).  Jealous?  :-*

So does mine.

When it can run the super awesome Namco arcade game known as STARBLADE, then you can brag.
Title: Re: Parasite Eve 3 announced
Post by: Ichirou on May 14, 2007, 02:17:55 AM
It also runs Music Quiz!  And Ms. Pac-Man!