THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Stocky on May 13, 2007, 12:23:57 PM
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1. EMOs are a product of alien symbiosis
2. If you find yourself running from the law, no problem! Just hop over the gate that says ‘DANGER! Particle Physics Experiment in progress’ and you’re in the clear.
3. If your girlfriend is hanging from the roof of a demolished skyscraper, never fear. Nonchalantly take some pictures and introduce yourself to her father, who also doesn’t seem to give a shit.
4. Flipping pancakes and listening to vintage dance songs will only lead to adultery.
5. Black is the new red. And alien goo is the new cotton.
6. If you ever find yourself battling a giant sand person and a jagged-toothed photographer alongside your best friend who just tried to kill you, be sure that you and him exchange ‘witty’ banter at every opportunity. “I’m a little busy over here, buddy.” “I’d love to help you, but I’ve got my hands full, buddy” and so on.
7. If you want to kill someone real bad, then go to church and pray and maybe, if you’re lucky, God will provide you with an alien suit made of pure evil.
8. Sufferers of amnesia just can’t help smiling ridiculously and eating ice-cream. Oh life is good when you can’t remember anything.
9. Bad boys eat cookies, drink milk and mimic their lecturers down the phone in a hilarious manner.
10. Is your girlfriend feeling down? No problem, make her feel better by passionately upside-down kissing some really hot chick in front of her.
I didn't make this, but I lost the article :\
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:rofl
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Emo's? Did you see the movie? Emo was a internet creation from the trailers. He was not emo. Not at all.
He was overly macho, social, outgoing, etc...
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Emo's? Did you see the movie? Emo was a internet creation from the trailers. He was not emo. Not at all.
He was overly macho, social, outgoing, etc...
Shut up.
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8. Sufferers of amnesia just can’t help smiling ridiculously and eating ice-cream. Oh life is good when you can’t remember anything.
7. If you want to kill someone real bad, then go to church and pray and maybe, if you’re lucky, God will provide you with an alien suit made of pure evil.
6. If you ever find yourself battling a giant sand person and a jagged-toothed photographer alongside your best friend who just tried to kill you, be sure that you and him exchange ‘witty’ banter at every opportunity. “I’m a little busy over here, buddy.” “I’d love to help you, but I’ve got my hands full, buddy” and so on.
:lol
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Spider-man 3 sucked. It was funny, but that was it.
This list, thank god, shows why I enjoyed the film.
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Emo's? Did you see the movie? Emo was a internet creation from the trailers. He was not emo. Not at all.
He was overly macho, social, outgoing, etc...
I want to agree but the "look" of bad Parker was definitely Emo inspired.
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Emo's? Did you see the movie? Emo was a internet creation from the trailers. He was not emo. Not at all.
He was overly macho, social, outgoing, etc...
You're an emo in disguise.
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7. If you want to kill someone real bad, then go to church and pray and maybe, if you’re lucky, God will provide you with an alien suit made of pure evil.
I lol'd!
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