THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: rodi on September 08, 2006, 02:23:01 AM
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So I'm looking for clubs to join and hear that I should go to the Mart Luther Center at my school. I go and find that it's in the basement, and when I get there, there's apparantly no one in sight. So I look around and this guy comes out of the "Muslim Students Office" with this very high look on his face. So he asks me what I'm looking for, and I tell him "clubs". He goes on about the clubs being on the third floor, even though about three sources already told me to look here.
So, I'm thinking that I'll come back later and turn to leave but he's all, like, "Heeeeey, you wanna talk in my office?" I'm pretty amused at this point, and say "About what?" And he goes, "About sex education..." and I go "I already took that in high school, man." and he's all, "But you're in college now, here you learn to be a woman." I had enough so I was like, "No thanks, take it easy now." And I left.
Straight people disgust me! :yuck
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you should've just keyed out his eyes.
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Freshman year when i was rushing my frat they had a stripper night where they had 2 SKANK ass strippers dancing around all the boys that they gave dollars to, and basically just one kept going to me and my boy Evan, we noticed this and said to ourselves damn we got this lol...then she wispered in my ear you wanna go upstars (this was before my g/f) and I was like um sure (ew) and said said 80 bucks, fuck that man I said I don't have that on me...she kept coming back wispering to me lower prices until I guess the pimps or whatever called them back...fuck that I don't pay for sex.
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I thought guys using lines like that was just a movie gag.
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I'm never offered random sex by strangers. I think it's because I just ignore guys that make advances toward me and walk away. Personally, I don't feel comfortable meeting people that way in general. Rule of thumb: I have to know you (aprox. one to two months min.) and like you before I date you. :spin
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2 months? I can normally tell if someone is okay or not in less time than that.
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I had some guy lie about having sex with me to a friend! I just hope that the rumour didn't spread, but I wouldn't know anyway.
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So I'm looking for clubs to join and hear that I should go to the Mart Luther Center at my school. I go and find that it's in the basement, and when I get there, there's apparantly no one in sight. So I look around and this guy comes out of the "Muslim Students Office" with this very high look on his face. So he asks me what I'm looking for, and I tell him "clubs". He goes on about the clubs being on the third floor, even though about three sources already told me to look here.
So, I'm thinking that I'll come back later and turn to leave but he's all, like, "Heeeeey, you wanna talk in my office?" I'm pretty amused at this point, and say "About what?" And he goes, "About sex education..." and I go "I already took that in high school, man." and he's all, "But you're in college now, here you learn to be a woman." I had enough so I was like, "No thanks, take it easy now." And I left.
Straight people disgust me! :yuck
hmmmm, are you sure that he wasn't just making a bold sarcastic joke? maybe he was just charmed and excited by you and interestested to know you more, although you're not interested... maybe you take what he said a little too literally
Although most of us are hopelessly deranged perverts in disguise, I don't think guys ever expect to instantly receive nookie like that just by acting cool and requesting
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hmmmm, are you sure that he wasn't just making a bold sarcastic joke? maybe he was just charmed and excited by you and interestested to know you more, although you're not interested... maybe you take what he said a little too literally
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Yah don't take his joke too literally, he was only interested in you sexually.
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So I'm looking for clubs to join and hear that I should go to the Mart Luther Center at my school. I go and find that it's in the basement, and when I get there, there's apparantly no one in sight. So I look around and this guy comes out of the "Muslim Students Office" with this very high look on his face. So he asks me what I'm looking for, and I tell him "clubs". He goes on about the clubs being on the third floor, even though about three sources already told me to look here.
So, I'm thinking that I'll come back later and turn to leave but he's all, like, "Heeeeey, you wanna talk in my office?" I'm pretty amused at this point, and say "About what?" And he goes, "About sex education..." and I go "I already took that in high school, man." and he's all, "But you're in college now, here you learn to be a woman." I had enough so I was like, "No thanks, take it easy now." And I left.
Straight people disgust me! :yuck
smooth I got to try that 8)
let me be the 1st on evilbore to offer you sex...
here goes...
get ready...
How you doing? :-*
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You should have told him you have herpes, genital warts and aids.
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she kept coming back wispering to me lower prices until I guess the pimps or whatever called them back...fuck that I don't pay for sex.
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3989/chrisvectorfinalavatarkc6.png)
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Damn college has some HOT babes. OMG
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Men like that are complete assholes.
I joke around a lot, but I have complete respect for women.
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What would you have done if an attractive female offered you sex, rodi?
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On a somewhat related note I just got new glasses and I have noticed that the women here at University aren't as good looking as they were last year. :P
That may not be the only reason:
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Pretending it was about this time last year: 34
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Straight people disgust me! :yuck
You're right. A gay person would never do anything like that!
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What would you have done if an attractive female offered you sex, rodi?
:hyper :hyper :hyper
You're right. A gay person would never do anything like that!
Would it have been better if I had said, "I hate crackheads smoking joints in the Muslim student support office"? :D
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why would crackheads smoke joints and what do you have against muslims?
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*sniffs
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Crackheads can smoke joints, much like a drunk can sniff glue.
*sniffs
I'm assuming he was either doing crack or a joint at that one time in 30 seconds that she met him...at the Muslim Students Office.
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What would you have done if an attractive female offered you sex, rodi?
:hyper :hyper :hyper
:tophat
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why would crackheads smoke joints and what do you have against muslims?
I have nothing against Muslims, he was just in the Muslim Student office. What are you getting at, am nintendo? lolz, you wanna fight?
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I have nothing against Muslims, he was just in the Muslim Student office. What are you getting at, am nintendo? lolz, you wanna fight?
get some skillz, bitch. get some skillz. I can't hit a girl...ungentle-like.
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I have nothing against Muslims, he was just in the Muslim Student office. What are you getting at, am nintendo? lolz, you wanna fight?
get some skillz, bitch. get some skillz. I can't hit a girl...ungentle-like.
We'll settle this like true gamers...over the next game of iSketch!!! :punch
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We'll settle this like true gamers...over the next game of iSketch!!! :punch
who won last time? your brother sucked so that doesn't count but did you beat me when you were playing?
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I don't know...maybe? ???
But, yes, my brother does suck.
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I don't know...maybe? ???
But, yes, my brother does suck.
Monday, I'm ready.
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SEE YOU THEN! :gun
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I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
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I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that. Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.
:starwars
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Holy cow, my parents would love you for that. Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.
:starwars
so they don't like it?
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Holy cow, my parents would love you for that. Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.
:starwars
so they don't like it?
They don't know. :shh
DING DING DING!!! We have a winner! :violin
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DING DING DING!!! We have a winner! :violin
but they don't know because they don't like it...
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DING DING DING!!! We have a winner! :violin
but they don't know because they don't like it...
Homosexuality is an unheard of taboo in my house that are researved for people with mental problems, devil worshipers and white people.
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I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that. Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.
:starwars
I'll tell them to give Willco my regards on my way out the door. :spin
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Homosexuality is an unheard of taboo in my house that are researved for people with mental problems, devil worshipers and white people.
I know...asians.
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DING DING DING!!! We have a winner! :violin
but they don't know because they don't like it...
Homosexuality is an unheard of taboo in my house that are researved for people with mental problems, devil worshipers and white people.
As it should be.
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I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
Holy cow, my parents would love you for that. Make sure they know she's a lesbian first.
THEN once they realize you're white they'll hand you a fiver and tell you to get the FUCK out of our house.
:starwars
But what if he's white AND rich?
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No dice. My ex was Asian and rich, and yet they hated his guts. :duh
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I want to sweep rodi off her feet and turn her straight.
:tophat
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No dice. My ex was Asian and rich, and yet they hated his guts. :duh
Well, I'll just tell them that once you go white, you be 'aight.
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But what if he's white AND rich?
my ears are burning...