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Title: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:43:03 AM
Since it's almost summer what better time to start the break off with awesome frozen treats? Better yet, frozen treats you make yourself?!

Here's a recipe for cheapos like me. Go to the store and buy strawberry applesauce. Put it in the freezer for a few hours. Crack out the spoon and get to eatin'! It's delicious!
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 01:44:22 AM
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.

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Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: demi on May 14, 2007, 01:44:36 AM
frozen strawberry applesauce. only a negro would think of that as a snack.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:45:09 AM
How is it not a snack? Applesauce itself can be a snack.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2007, 01:45:36 AM
frozen strawberry applesauce. only a negro would think of that as a snack.
:lol

Himu what the FUCK?
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 01:46:35 AM
How is it not a snack? Applesauce itself can be a snack.

Only to a descendant of a slaveman.  we white fokes eat rich; see my first reply for details.   :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: demi on May 14, 2007, 01:46:49 AM
How is it not a snack? Applesauce itself can be a snack.

The thread says post recipies. You just told us to buy strawberry applesauce and freeze it. Bam?
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:46:52 AM
I'm tellin' ya, it rocks!
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2007, 01:48:44 AM
Buy peanut butter and freeze it
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:49:21 AM
Does it taste good, maf?
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Mupepe on May 14, 2007, 01:50:19 AM
crackers, cream cheese, hot sauce.  the end.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: demi on May 14, 2007, 01:50:57 AM
DOM DELUISE SEZ

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BUY MAYONAISSE AND FREEZE IT, IS GOOD SNACKIN
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2007, 01:51:29 AM
nicca go buy yoself some damn chips
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:51:38 AM
Frozen mayonaisse?!

nicca go buy yoself some damn chips

No, this is delicious.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2007, 01:56:38 AM
Buy soy sauce and freeze it
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:56:58 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2007, 01:57:36 AM
Buy pants and freeze them.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:58:09 AM
Buy pants and freeze them.

How about I put a panda in the freezer? What do you think about that?
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2007, 01:58:51 AM
Try it.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 01:59:50 AM
What about the go kart. Do I put that in there too?
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2007, 02:01:40 AM
No, that'd be stupid.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2007, 02:02:21 AM
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: MrAngryFace on May 14, 2007, 02:02:55 AM
OH well arent you so fucking great. stfu
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 02:03:59 AM
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip

with ranch sauce!   :P
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 02:04:06 AM
No, that'd be stupid.

One frozen panda coming up.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 14, 2007, 02:04:44 AM
I thought I was the only freak that likes to freeze applesauce. It must be a garrett thing. I got some cherry applesauce and froze that. OMG thats delicious. I've got grape, tropical, lime, lemon, and orange applesauce.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 02:05:16 AM
Oh God what the fuck have I done
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: demi on May 14, 2007, 02:05:43 AM
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip

with ranch sauce!   :P

Freeze the ranch first
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: xnikki118x on May 14, 2007, 02:06:58 AM
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2007, 02:07:16 AM
OH well arent you so fucking great. stfu

Freeze some scotch
Stick a stick in it
Instant scotch blowpop

What do you think of me now :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 02:07:58 AM
Wanna snack? Go get yourself some carrot sticks (or those mini carrots) and some god damn dip

with ranch sauce!   :P

Freeze the ranch first

Of course.  I also freeze the little French boy who packaged it at Kraft for good measure. 
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 02:08:13 AM
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

Oh God. Capri Sun was the SHIT, but as I got older I was able to drink it all in one sip.  :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 02:09:13 AM
OH well arent you so fucking great. stfu

Freeze some scotch
Stick a stick in it
Instant scotch blowpop

What do you think of me now :-*

Black books did it better. 

something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

Five-Alive! 
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 02:11:12 AM
Buy PD's mom and freeze it.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 02:12:18 AM
Buy PD's mom and freeze it.

Homophob-pop?
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: bluemax on May 14, 2007, 02:30:01 AM
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

We'd do it with cool aid. If you were super ghetto you'd pour kool aid in an ice cube tray and put tooth picks in, ghetto fab freeze pop! Or if you had a couple bucks you'd buy a popsickle tray.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 02:37:53 AM
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

We'd do it with cool aid. If you were super ghetto you'd pour kool aid in an ice cube tray and put tooth picks in, ghetto fab freeze pop! Or if you had a couple bucks you'd buy a popsickle tray.

hell yeah!
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Error Macro on May 14, 2007, 03:15:50 AM
Black books did it better.

No shit.  You just cannot fuck with Bernard.  And PD will never be nearly as cool.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Yeti on May 14, 2007, 02:39:41 PM
something similar.  free juice boxes then cut the top off and eat it with a spoon.


I used to do that with Capri Sun all the time as a kid.

We'd do it with cool aid. If you were super ghetto you'd pour kool aid in an ice cube tray and put tooth picks in, ghetto fab freeze pop! Or if you had a couple bucks you'd buy a popsickle tray.

those guys with popsicle trays were high rollers back in the day. They even used real popsicle sticks!
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Bloodwake on May 14, 2007, 02:48:09 PM
Make pizzas with tortillas!

You need:

Tomato sauce
Shredded cheese
Stick Pepperoni
Salami
Ham
Other toppings as you wish (I like to add banana peppers too)

Get out one of those flat tortillas you can buy at the supermarket (or make your own using the instructions on the Sin City Uncut Extended DVD special features... yum) and apply a liberal amount of tomato sauce. Then, sprinkle a good amount of the shredded cheese, followed by your toppings. Put it in the microwave for two minutes, and then chomp that mother fucker down.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 14, 2007, 03:15:45 PM
Okay, so far we have frozen applesauce, frozen ice-cube Kool-Aid pops, and microwaved cheese tortillas.

One more recipe, and I think we can pitch to the Food Network. we'll call our show, "Help! I Can't Cook Shit!"
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Bloodwake on May 14, 2007, 03:17:36 PM
Okay, so far we have frozen applesauce, frozen ice-cube Kool-Aid pops, and microwaved cheese tortillas.

One more recipe, and I think we can pitch to the Food Network. we'll call our show, "Help! I Can't Cook Shit!"

 :lol

Hey, I know I can't cook shit. Those tortillas taste fucking great though.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Stocky on May 14, 2007, 03:19:03 PM
I make a mean grilled tuna dip.

And it's my recipe. Fuck off, fegs.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: TVC15 on May 14, 2007, 03:20:09 PM
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

[youtube=425,350]94bzamJivu4[/youtube]
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Bloodwake on May 14, 2007, 03:20:59 PM
Gimme a break, I'm in college!
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on May 14, 2007, 04:28:20 PM
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

[youtube=425,350]94bzamJivu4[/youtube]

I mentioned that at the top!!! 
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: TVC15 on May 14, 2007, 04:32:05 PM
But I am the one that provided the video clip.  I am going to rip series 1 and put it on my Zen W.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 14, 2007, 05:11:56 PM
You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

[youtube=425,350]94bzamJivu4[/youtube]

Ok that was funny
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 05:41:47 PM
Toasted pumpkin seeds

Just buy bag of pumpkin seeds and bake them in oven or cook them in a pan.  Easy.


Tomato & Cheese

Roma Tomatoes
Parmesan Cheese
Salt
Thyme
Basil

Cut tomatoes into round slices. Get a pan and spread olive oil around in it and cover it with salt.  Begin heating pan.  Once salt and oil start to mix together, drop in round tomato slices and cover them with a dash of thyme and basil.  Flip so they are fried on both sides, then put cheese on top and cook till it melts.  I normally put them on top of some toasted bread afterwards.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 14, 2007, 05:50:02 PM
1 himu butt
1 hard cock
1 half-gallon of jizzle

mix and serve steamin' hot
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Himu on May 14, 2007, 06:23:32 PM
1 himu butt
1 hard cock
1 half-gallon of jizzle

mix and serve steamin' hot


 :-*
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 14, 2007, 07:19:40 PM
Tuna Melt

Ingredients:
1 baguette or french bread sliced in half horizontally (like a hotdog)
1 can of tuna
A shitload of mayo
A shitload of butter
Your preference of seasonings, I like parsley and dill weed (about 1tsb. each - maybe less maybe more)
Lots of shredded cheese, I prefer a nice sharp chedar and mozzarella blend (in this case the cheap mozzarella you get in blocks actually works better)
Sometimes I like to also add diced celery, olives or pickles (optional)

Equipment:
Oven or Toaster Oven (not to be confused with a toaster)

Instructions:
Spread butter on soft "white" side of bread.  Toast butter-side up in oven or toaster oven until golden brown.  While bread is toasting thoroughly mix seasonings, optional ingredients, mayo and tuna together in a bowl.  Once bread is done, first pile tuna mix onto bread, then follow with about a handful of cheese mix.  Toast until cheese has melted and slightly toasty on top (on my oven/toaster oven it's about 5-7 minutes at 250-300 degrees F.)

Once done, take out of the oven and serve cheese side up.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Mupepe on May 14, 2007, 07:23:02 PM
Tuna Melt

Ingredients:
1 baguette or french bread sliced in half horizontally (like a hotdog)
1 can of tuna
A shitload of mayo
A shitload of butter
Your preference of seasonings, I like parsley and dill weed (about 1tsb. each - maybe less maybe more)
Lots of shredded cheese, I prefer a nice sharp chedar and mozzarella blend (in this case the cheap mozzarella you get in blocks actually works better)
Sometimes I like to also add diced celery, olives or pickles (optional)

Equipment:
Oven or Toaster Oven (not to be confused with a toaster)

Instructions:
Spread butter on soft "white" side of bread.  Toast butter-side up in oven or toaster oven until golden brown.  While bread is toasting thoroughly mix seasonings, optional ingredients, mayo and tuna together in a bowl.  Once bread is done, first pile tuna mix onto bread, then follow with about a handful of cheese mix.  Toast until cheese has melted and slightly toasty on top (on my oven/toaster oven it's about 5-7 minutes at 250-300 degrees F.)

Once done, take out of the oven and serve cheese side up.

:bow :bow :bow

Willco is a very luck woman
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 07:25:08 PM
tuna SUCKS
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: G The Resurrected on May 14, 2007, 07:26:14 PM
Triscuit pizza:

1 box of triscuits (garlic rocks)
1 bag shredded cheese
1 small can of sliced olives
1 bunch of green onion, washed and cut
1 bottle of pasta sauce
1 thing of pepperoni

place green onion on bottom, then sauce, then olive, and top with cheese and pepperoni. for every 8-10 its about 90 seconds in the microwave. really easy to make for parties.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 14, 2007, 07:26:48 PM
tuna SUCKS
YOU SUCK.  TUNA KICKS ASS.



Especially, tuna sashimi.  :9

Stay tuned for the next episode: crepes.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Mupepe on May 14, 2007, 07:28:33 PM
tuna SUCKS
oh no :-\
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 07:29:01 PM
TUNA ICK ICKY
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 07:29:28 PM
tuna SUCKS
YOU SUCK.  TUNA KICKS ASS.



Especially, tuna sashimi.  :9

Stay tuned for the next episode: crepes.

YOU GETCHOO TUNA OUTTA MAH CREPES
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Christopher on May 14, 2007, 07:30:14 PM
1 1/2 scoop of Protien Powder

some strawberries and blue berries

some non fat yogurt

skin milk

:bow

A Frozen Banana is also good as hell too.

Um I also like Oranges.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 14, 2007, 07:31:14 PM
tuna SUCKS
YOU SUCK.  TUNA KICKS ASS.



Especially, tuna sashimi.  :9

Stay tuned for the next episode: crepes.

YOU GETCHOO TUNA OUTTA MAH CREPES
Who the hell eats crepes with tuna?  Sicko.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 07:35:48 PM
You said it not me.

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Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Catz on May 14, 2007, 08:50:26 PM
Rice Krispies Treats!  :D

1 bag of marshmellows (the big ones!)
1/2 stick of butter
5 cups of Rice Krispies


Melt mashmellows and butter in large pot. Take off burner, add Rice Krispies. MIX! :D Immediately place into a buttered or greased square pan. Let cool then enjoy.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Mupepe on May 14, 2007, 08:52:22 PM
rice krispie treats are godly. 

holy fuck, all of this is sooo bad for you though.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 14, 2007, 09:05:22 PM
my tomatoes are healthy and my pumpkin seeds! >|
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: CrystalGemini on May 14, 2007, 11:52:52 PM
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7272/crepes20chandeleurdo4.jpg)(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/8467/crepeslooj6.jpg)
Crępes

Ingredients:
1 1/2 cups whole milk
3 or four large eggs
3 tablespoons sugar
About a teaspoon salt
1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, melted
1/2 cup brandy (optional - personally I don't use any alcohol because it sucks  :P )
About 1 tablespoon vanilla extract (I tend to just splash a good amount in)
1 cup all-purpose flour
Butter for cooking (optional - if you use a good non stick pan you don't really need the extra butter)

Toppings/Fillings:
-Powdered sugar
-Butter (you just can't have enough)
-Fresh Fruit (I prefer strawberries and bananas)
-Clear jelly or jam
-Nutella
-Peanut Butter
-Whipped Cream

Equipment:
Medium to large non-stick frying pan
Spatula
Blender
Scooping spoon

In a blender, combine milk and eggs. Mix on medium-high speed until foamy, about 10 seconds. Turn blender to low speed and remove feed top. With blender going, add sugar and salt. Replace feed top and blend on high speed for a few seconds, then turn blender back to low. In the same manner, add butter, brandy, and vanilla, replacing feed top and blending for several seconds after each addition. Turn blender off. Add flour all at once and blend until just combined.

Place crępe pan over moderately high heat. With flexible spatula, spread a tiny amount of butter in pan (an alternative method is to brush the pan with melted butter using a pastry brush) and heat until butter just begins to smoke. Pour 1/4 to 1/3 cup batter into the pan. As you pour, quickly tilt the pan in all directions to spread a thin layer of batter across the bottom. Pour in just enough batter to cover the pan.

Cook crępe over moderately high heat until bubbles just begin to form on the exposed surface, about one to two minutes. Lift up the edge to check the cooking process — if the crępe starts to burn before it is cooked through, turn down the heat. If it is not nicely browned after two minutes, turn up the heat.

When underside of crępe is browned, flip and cook another minute or less, until other side is browned. Remove from pan and keep warm in the oven, loosely covered with foil.
Grease pan with a very small amount of butter and repeat process. Continue until all batter is used, stacking cooked crępes on a plate in the oven. To serve, sprinkle each crępe with sugar or spread with topping/filling and fold or roll up.

Makes about 10-15 crępes depending on the size of your pan and the amount of batter you put in.

Strawberry Sauce (for crępes)

Ingredients:
2 cups frozen strawberries (you can use fresh strawberries too, but frozen strawberries end up saucier)
About 1 teaspoon sugar (you can add more, I'm just not much of a sweet person)
About 1 teaspoon brown sugar (same as above)
About 1 tablespoon honey (again, you can add more)

Equipment:
Medium sized pot
Wooden spoon
Knife
Cutting surface

Slice frozen strawberries in about 1/3 centimeter intervals.  Transfer into a medium sized pot and cook over medium heat stirring occasionally.  Once syrup comes to a slow boil add sugar, brown sugar and honey.  Serve with crępes.

Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Ecrofirt on May 15, 2007, 12:22:54 AM
First you get some chicken tenders
Then you cut them up
After that you season them with garlic powder, onion powder, and a shitton of cajun seasoning.

Now broil them, flipping them half way through cooking.

For a tasty treat, make a wing sauce of your choosing to go with it. I usually add the following to my wing sauce:
butter
garlic powder
onion powder
a shitton of cajun seasoning
paprika
some curry powder
chopped garlic
Frank's Red Hot
sugar to offset the vinegar taste of the Red Hot
some Habenero sauce to bring the heat back up a notch.

Experiment and find something you like.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: xnikki118x on May 15, 2007, 02:20:28 AM
First you get some chicken tenders
Then you cut them up
After that you season them with garlic powder, onion powder, and a shitton of cajun seasoning.

Now broil them, flipping them half way through cooking.

For a tasty treat, make a wing sauce of your choosing to go with it. I usually add the following to my wing sauce:
butter
garlic powder
onion powder
a shitton of cajun seasoning
paprika
some curry powder
chopped garlic
Frank's Red Hot
sugar to offset the vinegar taste of the Red Hot
some Habenero sauce to bring the heat back up a notch.

Experiment and find something you like.

I approve of this post. Yum!
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on May 15, 2007, 02:34:22 AM
Take a crunchy, all-beef taco and cover it with nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato, and spicy southwestern sauce.
Next, take a soft, flour tortilla filled with a layer of refried beans and wrap it around the taco.
Wrap this inside a corn tortilla with a layer of monterey jack cheese.
Place inside a gordita shell smothered with a layer of guacamole.
Bake it inside a corn husk filled with pico de gallo.
Wrap this inside a Parisian crepe stuffed with egg, sausage, and portabello mushrooms.
Fold that in side a Chicago-style deep dish meat lover's pizza
Roll it up in a blueberry pancake and then deep fry in batter until golden brown.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: xnikki118x on May 15, 2007, 04:09:23 AM
Today I made a grilled cheese sandwich with mushrooms in it. That was pretty amazing.
Title: Re: Evilbore Snacks: Post recipes!
Post by: etiolate on May 15, 2007, 04:50:55 AM
http://www.tastespotting.com/

omg mmmmmmmmmmm