post a picture of yourself and the counselor so I can answer honestly.How would I have a photo oh her? She is at least a 9. Black hair, blue eyes, 5'9".
Isn't his avatar of himself?? Am I imagining things??yeah... :-\
So should I ask her out, or attempt to see if she's interested?
You must have this piece of dialogue in the movie
You know what's so great about evilbore? It's like a shining
torch of cultural enlightenment for the internet. In these times of
darkness when the hordes are so uneducated, they can barely understand
multi-syllabic phrases like, "Clean my shoes better, Narissa, or I'll
report you to the IRS!" or dialectical materialism. Isn't it great to
have a patronizing voice on the internet?
didnt you say thats a very old picture of you though?Year and a half. Add ten pounds and a thicker beard. Doesn't make much of a diff.
She already knows your jobless so you have that going against you coming in.I wouldn't mind if she gave me a.. job.
Go for it. Worst case is she gets you a job so she doesn't have to see you again.
Today I teased her a bit and made fun of her (lol cocky funny) and she blushed and laughed a lot.So should I ask her out, or attempt to see if she's interested?
Yes, man.
I bet you she's married :lolShe's in her early 20's and I checked her fingers for a ring.
You would regret it if you didn't.Yeah, but like Mike said, she knows I have no job and no prospects. :(
Yeah, but like Mike said, she knows I have no job and no prospects. :(
dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen
I'm in.dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen
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"she knows I have no job and no prospects"We briefly chatted about philosophy, that's not going to help me. Though she did know that Hegel was boring...
Then woo here with your brain, collage boy.
I shall sacrifice a virgin for my cause. /me wonders if it should be PD or Juicedear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen
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Why wouldn't you? Is being a little embarrassed because some chick makes up some excuse why she can't go out with you THAT MUCH WORSE than being lonely and upset about it?But I am a wuss.
I mean, clearly there is only ONE course of action that will satisfy your need to know whether or not this female finds you attractive.
If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a wuss. :shakes finger:
I shall sacrifice a virgin for my cause.
/me wonders if it should be PD or Juice
dear gods, please give malek the confidence and charm needed to ask out this hot woman with the luscious bodice, effectively. amen
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I'd pick PD, but that may displease the gods. You on the other hand. :-*I shall sacrifice a virgin for my cause.
/me wonders if it should be PD or Juice
OH COME ON
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Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should helpTelling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me? Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?
Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should helpTelling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me? Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?
Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should helpTelling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me? Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?
Make sure you tell her you're studying to get into law school. That should helpTelling her that I've already been rejected by three out of the four law schools that I applied to will not make her more likely to reject me? Maybe I should also tell her that I haven't dated in three years too?
Uh you only live once man. Play it casual, and ask her out for coffee. Then if things go good there, ask her out for real.That's not a bad plan since there's a Tim Horton's in the building.
Only her office number. Clearly I haven't asked for her number yet.
Make sure you also outline your masturbation times, so you can work a potential date around those too. I mean who is this woman that wants you to change so much so fast?
Do you have her number?
You don't have to tell her you applied already...:(
She'll see that you at least have some ambition. I'm sure she thinks you're a complete loser anyway based off of your unemployment
I thought she might have given it as a contact number. Take her to better place than Tims in her building.Uh you only live once man. Play it casual, and ask her out for coffee. Then if things go good there, ask her out for real.That's not a bad plan since there's a Tim Horton's in the building.Only her office number. Clearly I haven't asked for her number yet.
Make sure you also outline your masturbation times, so you can work a potential date around those too. I mean who is this woman that wants you to change so much so fast?
Do you have her number?
Take her to better place than Tims in her building.
Take her to better place than Tims in her building.
But I'm unemployed. :D Anyway, it might seem more casual. Nevermind, you're right.
just ASK. jesus.He's not my type.
just ASK. jesus.
just ASK. jesus.
make your move
fail
come back crying sweet, delicious tears for my consumption
what say you?
Will cold-bitter vodka fueled tears work for you guys?
say "hey sugartits, i notice you got a thing for my unemployed ass. you wanna make rough hobo love under the stars? i'll even share my mad dog!"There is only one person who could get anywhere using that line, and he (mupepe) is not unemployed.
dude, that's a good idea! get a little buzzed before you go in and see her again. Liquid Courage!Why do I have the feeling that you people just want to see the "so I made my move... big failure" thread?
say "hey sugartits, i notice you got a thing for my unemployed ass. you wanna make rough hobo love under the stars? i'll even share my mad dog!"There is only one person who could get anywhere using that line, and he (mupepe) is not unemployed.dude, that's a good idea! get a little buzzed before you go in and see her again. Liquid Courage!Why do I have the feeling that you people just want to see the "so I made my move... big failure" thread?
I don't want to see it. :-*:-[
She is a drinker though. I told her about Lennoxville and she was concerned about the town's lack of bars.
I don't want to see you fail, it's just typical of me to have bad ideas.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/dirk_diggler_41/single2.jpg)Yeah, and that's not going to change. Samantha kind of looks like a young Lara Flynn Boyle, but with better curves.
So I decided to ask her out later today. The worst that can happen is that she will say no and I will remain alone and miserable.
Samantha kind of looks like a young Lara Flynn Boyle, but with better curves.
seriously, losing your fear of wounded pride and your paranoia over humiliation will change your life in a lot of useful ways. they reject you? fuck that! now you reject them! in their dumb blonde faces! NOW TRY AGAIN. AND AGAIN.
Take it from an ugly guy who has a dated a few "9's" in his lifetime.
GHB souds like your best chance.
Let me wait until WhiteACID is sleeping ;)GHB souds like your best chance.
You got the hook up?
I got a ten spot.
you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.
yeah, i found a little angry venting followed by a good bar stool slump worked wonders.
also, when they reject you -- and they will -- DO NOT LOOK AWAY. look them in the eye and say "that's cool; no harm in asking!" and smile back. this is for your sake, not hers! you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.
also, when they reject you -- and they will -- DO NOT LOOK AWAY. look them in the eye and say "that's cool; no harm in asking!" and smile back. this is for your sake, not hers! you can shudder in personal dismay when you're out of eyeshot.
:lol That's CREEPY.
The good news is that most women are too nice to reject you to your face. Most will say yes, then stiff you later .. or will just make up some bullshit excuse on the spot.
And what the fuck, why is Doug the only one with advice that matters.
Hey, we gonna play Halo 3 or whut, dude?
Is that a question, or are you fucking uptalking?
No, it was a question. I would've thought Microsoft would keep the Beta download open considering that they fucked it up yesterday. Did you even try?
Corny give me your beta ticket, and will give you pleasure :-*She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.
Whats did she say malek?
:( sorry about that. Want to get drunk with me?Corny give me your beta ticket, and will give you pleasure :-*She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.
Whats did she say malek?
She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.
:lol And you don't have an MVP trophy waiting for you, Malek.One of us at least has balls (not Dirk). Mine were kicked hard, but they're still there!
We all saw it coming, but we tried. :P
Sorry dude. :(
She's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.:( sorry about that. Want to get drunk with me?
She probably has a whole lie set up to tell every guy that comes in to get help.Yeah, she probably has to use it a lot. Stinkin' whore!!! She could have at least found me a job!
lolShe's seeing someone or something... couldn't hear too much over my loud sobbing.
*cracks knuckles* come on brill, let's go see about this guy having an "accident"
at least you don't have to change your avatarGood for another decade. Might need to use a new photo eventually though.
Don't you feel good about asking though?No.
(http://robojimbo.googlepages.com/hst_3a.jpg) - "No no, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing."
Not yet. I'm probably going to spending the night slashing at my wrists after whatsherfaces' mean-spirited comments :'(
Man, I'm out of the loop. You talkin' bout Cyanista?
I think I will have tequila if I have any left, other wise it will be French white wine, which I've been saving :-\.
Knowing me, I probably won't talk to her.
A bunch of lies
I see what you did there.I think I will have tequila if I have any left, other wise it will be French white wine, which I've been saving :-\.
Occassions don't get more special than this. You could always dis him again and deny him your white wine.
Malek if you lived in San Diego I'd get you hammered. We'd even do some drinking, too!
Times like these is what alcohol was created for.Yeah, good thing I have lots of vodka. Though I really don't feel that bad. My pessimistic outlook got me ready for the shot in the balls. Maybe it doesn't hurt as much when you anticipate that steel toes shoe in the nutsack.
:lol That's CREEPY.
The good news is that most women are too nice to reject you to your face. Most will say yes, then stiff you later .. or will just make up some bullshit excuse on the spot.
I'll drink to your victory tonight. Yes, it was ultimately a failure, but you asked her out. That's a little victory.The Mavericks first round exit was also a victory. I mean... they did get an extra long vacation. Who doesn't like vacations?
Kinda.
Back to fantasizing about Jenna Fischer. She has a broken back... so I have to nurse her back to health. Plus she can't move!spoiler (click to show/hide)Yeah, I know that's creepy.[close]
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.(http://indarktrees.com/pics/corncat2nh7.gif)
Back to fantasizing about Jenna Fischer. She has a broken back... so I have to nurse her back to health. Plus she can't move!spoiler (click to show/hide)Yeah, I know that's creepy.[close]I'll drink to your victory tonight. Yes, it was ultimately a failure, but you asked her out. That's a little victory.The Mavericks first round exit was also a victory. I mean... they did get an extra long vacation. Who doesn't like vacations?
Kinda.
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.
Probably to soften the blow. :(
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.
Probably to soften the blow. :(
Women can be trusted about as far as you can throw them. Damn McDonalds, because now they can't be thrown very far.I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.
Rock-on!!!
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.
What did you say, and how? Give us tips on what not to do Malek :'(Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
Where is the "Cute"?
:lolWhat did you say, and how? Give us tips on what not to do Malek :'(Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.(http://indarktrees.com/pics/corncat2nh7.gif)
corn cat or men, pick tvc.
I told you, Malek. She's paid to pretend she likes you. Also, all women are whores, fyi.But she said I was nice, smart and funny, but she was seeing someone.
Probably to soften the blow. :(
Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.
You're telling me, Corny!
Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.
I don't mean to be mean either, but dating women isn't really your thing.
The reason so many people are scared to ask one another out is because of grandiose statements like "that's how women operate".
:lolYour mother does not count.
Thats awesome. You talk to women like I do.
Sorry to be mean, but that's how women operate.
It's okay, Malek - you have yourWho needs warm friends when you have cold Polish beer.friendsbooze and yourhealth, um, booze.
I told her that as well... but I didn't want to admit it because I was afraid Willco might leper me.Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
That was pretty good man! I'm glad you didn't go with the "I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT" approach. That rarely works.
I'm glad you took me seriously Corny, because I was totally being serious.
Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date!
I was clearly kidding around with her and not guilting her into anything. :-\
Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"
conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!
Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"
conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!
Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"
conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!
HEY I ALREADY APPLIED FOR THAT JOB
YOU think you were clearly kidding around, but if you told me "hey, you didn't get me a job so let's go out" and you were my bestest pal in the whole world I'd still think "fuck, he's still a bit disappointed," which ain't exactly a shot of romantic joy.I was clearly kidding around with her and not guilting her into anything. :-\
Well I told her that she could make up for the fact that she hasn’t found me a job by going out some time with me. I thought it was a decent transition.
yeah, i'm sure she loved being GUILTED into a date! being clever doesn't score you points, and saying "go out with me" is way too fuckin' nebulous -- be specific. just say "hey, i'm enjoying our conversation here. wanna continue it, say, X morning, over some coffee or something?"
conversely, you could become tvc's sex butler and save us all the hand-wringing!
edit: She would have to have aspergers in order to not get it from my tone and the context of the conversation.
/me shuddersedit: She would have to have aspergers in order to not get it from my tone and the context of the conversation.
Ruzghey female confirmed, seems so?
DRINK MORE MALEK!Done... and I mean done.
:'( :'( :'(
Right PD, you do know that my sister died?
Right PD, you do know that my sister died?
You can make it up to me by going to dinner with me tonight. :D (see what I did there):'( :'( :'(
Right PD, you do know that my sister died?
Fuck I'm sorry :(
It's no big thing. He probably forgot anyway.
Right PD, you do know that my sister died?
What an insensitive asshole he is. I say ban him. I'm not kidding.
>:(:lolYour mother does not count.
Thats awesome. You talk to women like I do.
BOOOZE
You can make it up to me by going to dinner with me tonight. :D (see what I did there)
Do you feel good that you at least went for it?
Don't you feel good about asking though?
No.
just ask more often. rejection really isn't all that bad.
At least you went for it. There's few things worse than pussying out and always wondering "what if" when it comes to asking out women, especially if it was someone you were really interested in. Rejection's just part of the game anyways.Next time I'm interested in someone, I'll just go for it again.
Fact is she is way out of my league.
Her sexual market value is very high, mine is very low. I'm a realist. I was just hoping to pull a con-job.Fact is she is way out of my league.
Stop right there, dude - that's bullshit.
Her sexual market value is very high, mine is very low. I'm a realist. I was just hoping to pull a con-job.
I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the 'law of attraction'.Her sexual market value is very high, mine is very low. I'm a realist. I was just hoping to pull a con-job.
You're just setting yourself up for continuous failure if you keep that mindstate, dude.
Dude, you probably look better than me. The fact of the matter is chick digs guy with confidence and charisma; they're a flawed creation. Capitalize on their weaknesses!
I hope this doesn't have anything to do with the 'law of attraction'.
Then work on fixing that, dude. I usually walk into a circumstance like this with the mindset that not every chick is going to dig a sarcastic, cynical hefty dude who can color coordinate on occasion, but fuck 'em if they don't! They missed out on being with me and that's their loss, not mine.
Next time I'm interested in someone, I'll just go for it again.
Then work on fixing that, dude. I usually walk into a circumstance like this with the mindset that not every chick is going to dig a sarcastic, cynical hefty dude who can color coordinate on occasion, but fuck 'em if they don't! They missed out on being with me and that's their loss, not mine.
I think if my vibes didn't tell her, she would have known just as well.
If you think she's too good for you or whatever, out of your league, you're going to give off that vibe.